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What an assclown, did you at least suck her dick?

At 6/28/14 07:59 PM, darkjam wrote: The Big Bang Theory

it rode its fame, people are realizing it's a shitty fusion of seinfeld and friends. the TV reapers will take it away shortly, don't you worry.

The stark reality to suicide is that it's a lot like driving a car and you're seconds from a crash - if someone or something can't help steer you off the road, you end up killing yourself and whoever might be in the car with you. The difference being, you generally aren't actually being driven to death by accident but on purpose.

Yes do your best, stop people from dying because the blank, empty hole in your heart is void from the people you let die alog the way. And let that ring for awhile.

Anyone can put a label on anyone. It still doesn't make them better than the people they're labeling.

At 8/29/14 11:47 AM, SentForMe wrote: Never saw it, but sounds like an interesting idea. With all the moronic channels out there, having a Newgrounds channel doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. It would be expensive though, unless they got it on public access.

I dunno, cable is a pretty endangered department compared to the web - it's really only for the middle class/rich folk. Nearly anyone I talk to around this area either has cable or doesn't have basic cable.

At 8/26/14 06:49 PM, malachi117 wrote:

At 8/25/14 07:22 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 8/25/14 02:48 AM, malachi117 wrote:

THINK about a game that crazy. That would be like if chluaid, danpaladin, SamBakZa, and Weebl all made a game together.

Being popular doesn't mean your game gets to be priced higher.

no, that means that the game has higher quality. I'd rather take a 4 of highly talented individuals than a career team of code junkies that don't know how to craft an original story/mechanic to save their life

What the fuck is with the gaming community? I started detecting things going downhill in 2007, and even leading into that. Yeah just sleep with someone else to help you get your product out, that'll really show those game devs what "true competition" is about. I didn't know it was about how hard the bed was hitting the wall, I thought it was about how hard the team played ball.

But nah, the game industry is fucked, the journalists are fucked (and fuck, literally), game devs are sad excuses, none of these people deserve the life they waste with the shit they do, and the dump they take on us as a result.

Professionalism is a dying art that nobody wants to understand, because it is meaningless to the people that market off their career and drama than actually promoting what they need to promote.

1: tom i made this thread already :o but thats ok, just kidding. for now.

2: I think you're forgetting another NG artist - Sean Hodges

3: Earlier I pledged 1k... I'm at $200, but I really just wanna make sure I either get a package in general or that $2500 -- if you guys vouch $2500, you're on board as a co-designer for the game

I am the essence of flame, choleric like tropical climates.

At 8/25/14 08:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: ...Are you actually going to retort with anything, or are you just going to walk off after cracking that Pulp Fiction quote out?

that was kind of the joke, I don't see any particular reason to really go much further into it - especially with a thread just asking for a provocative *witty* counter-response or claim

the only animes I can enjoy are psychological works; anything with a particularly unique or different message; anything that's watchable in a day is alright by me.

At 8/25/14 08:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: I don't think you know what that word means.

don't ever mistake my ability to formulate a formulaic response

really, anime is formulaic?

Zoe Quinn

At 8/25/14 02:48 AM, malachi117 wrote: 56,000$ seems an incredibly inflated number for what they say they need to make it.

But that's just my opinion, a new Madness game would be interesting. I don't think I've played with anything to do with Madness since 2005 or so.

let's be realistic, to basically make available this game - you need people with talent on board (Namely, Krinkels, The-Swain, and Cheshyre with rumors of even Mindchamber joining them) <- we have someone with 34k fans, 17k fans, 6k fans and 3-4k fans (when Mindchamber deserves like 10k). THINK about a game that crazy. That would be like if chluaid, danpaladin, SamBakZa, and Weebl all made a game together.

As a fan of NG and Madness I think it deserves the recognition

last I heard, cornandbeans was making a living + getting an education like this guy

At 8/24/14 08:38 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: and then you load it up and your default search page is Bing

my exact reaction, yurgie

This video is why I love Shaye Saint John

At 8/24/14 04:28 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: People who like YouTube and DeviantArt over Newgrounds almost always turn out to be self-absorbed fuckwits who can't take any form of criticism unless it's sugar-coated to the point of meaningless. That's the key difference between the two: Newgrounds has an emphasis on telling people how they could do better; Youtube and DA give you the ability to delude yourself into thinking you're already as good as anyone could expect.

YouTube and dA are awful. I stay a lot less active because first - I was more popular with my low level of knowledge, my amateur video production shit, but I was ahead of the curve on technology (at the time in 2005). That's what gave me thousands of views over time. On dA, you have to PAY to have criticism - that's what you get. So what, is NG gonna charge for having the ability to review and vote?

And with that perspective, you see why YouTube and dA are f8cking trash

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  Madness: Project Nexus by Krinkels

  Blaze through the Madness Universe in this sidescrolling Shoot 'Em Up!

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  Game

  Popularity

  8,879,707 Views

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  Ages 13+

Well, I don't know when it will be news but the Kickstarter for the new project is up. I dunno if @TomFulp got the memo...

I pledged a lot of money for this project. What's in ur wallet?

At 8/24/14 06:33 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

odd. I got the reverse! also, this song is relevant to these results - even a similar line is in it ("I WEAR YOUR SEX UP ON MY SLEEVE!")

At 8/23/14 09:27 PM, TheMajormel wrote:

At 8/23/14 08:31 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/23/14 08:25 PM, TheMajormel wrote: i'm gone from the internet for a fucking day and i see this whole vampire shit with quinn? what the fuck is going on?

Vampire shit?

apparently shes related to some old as fuck dutch family that practiced in freemasonry. I gotta admit that im really upset that people are so against the idea of guys from /v/ doing things for good. SUPER UPSET that adam sessler thinks people are out to get indies.

It's no secret that another controllable industry by "high blooded" douchebags with a "community foundation" are either silent hand-ins for industry drama or loosely related. What I'm hearing with this YouTube video is similar to a lot of "sellout and fuck" stories where an insider figured something out and pieced it together, then unveiled it to the public by using the same media these people manipulate in the first place to sell you some new shitty game.

Reviewers are buy-ins, fans are likes on Facebooks that are bought and paid for. But like A LOT OF STORIES behind mass produced works that are driven through capitalist markets, this story might just get covered up. Reading the comments to the YouTube video tells me that a lot of people are trying to go "LALALA, NOT LISTENING!" by using whatever defense mechanism that exists - defending some who-cares stranger, talking about some who-cares game, doing whatever it takes to not focus on the topic and what's going on.

It's been corrupted since the 90s. Probably much earlier, probably starting with Hollywood... I'll let you be creative and imagine why.

At 8/24/14 10:19 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/24/14 10:10 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 8/24/14 10:07 AM, Makakaov wrote: Don't worry, there will always be me.

Yeah, Makakaov (...) passive-aggressive...

Look dude, I tried, I really tried and I'm convinced different methods just don't work here.

you wanna know something funny? out of curiosity I stalked that thread. the last post on there is, "welcome to NG, read these rules and I'm a cocks*****" etc -- well, you click the link to go to "rules" and it doesn't go to any rules.

Holy shit.

Also, the forum looks awesome in 2011 why the fuck is it all gloom and doom now

At 8/24/14 10:04 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: If you're going to have no soul, atleast make yourself pretty.

crisis averted see below

sometimes I'd play a SJW card to see a reaction out of curiosity, but then again I secretly live as a SJW superhero, rallying up protesters because some 'good kid' accidentally robbed a store, then accidentally tried to kick the shit out of a cop who accidentally killed him

justice! JUSTICE FOR #BROWN!! i think that's who that kid was anyway. or was that darren wilson. i don't know, i'm a SJW i don't properly research my facts

no one likes ppl that go off the off-internet tell There Friends "HEy Im lvl 8 I only have 75 posts tho" U tell dat 2 anyone they will give u a werd look and U wont have friend anymore.

At 8/23/14 12:46 AM, CiviLies wrote: Evidently @voltage has something against Honda. As a Civic driver, i just want mine to function properly. It does, so I'm pretty happy.

> doesn't know I drive acura

At 8/22/14 10:05 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: can't judge the new ones. I can say the 2009 was terrible in the snow

yes you can judge the new ones, because hondas havent changed since like 2003 seriously

get a subaru everyone you will all be happy

At 8/22/14 10:50 PM, Sensationalism wrote: you threaten my people with cocks and silicone
oh i've chosen my words carefully.
This is NEWGROUNDS!!!

PERMISSION TO CUM ABOARD THE NG EXPRESS OF DEATH CAPTAIN SENSATIONALISM

Can i get a refund for this, I'd really like a refund for this I think I had one, oh there is no refund oh jeez I was worried about that