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At 9/5/14 02:37 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 9/5/14 02:35 PM, LoboF wrote: any chance to bring the user pages custom banners back?

Yes that's the plan.

CUSTOM BANNERS ARE RETURNING?

At 9/4/14 10:47 PM, MintPaw wrote: I don't get what you're saying. . .

nevermind, the closing statement i made in that post is quite inappropriate and insulting at best

One time I dreamed of a demon. Then there it was right in front of me. I fought it, and leveled up. It was really cool, and really adventurous.

At 9/4/14 09:44 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 9/4/14 09:40 PM, Voltage wrote: aren't you suppose to use water based weapons? you're "splash woman," I thought you specialized in aquatic weaponry and tactics.

Dat ain't what the splash means, bro....

get your head out of the gutter Bren, there is nothing dirty about mega man or robots. look at this picture, it proves it.

norway did not even score one little point yet england won a point AND WON!! god save the queen. chip chip, cheerios and a bottle of rum and shit. I am drunk. great job everyone!

At 9/4/14 04:45 PM, MintPaw wrote:

At 9/4/14 02:51 PM, Tremulos wrote: people who put the dollar sign on the right despite it being incorrect and stupid infuriate me

I support it, don't do things just because it's how everyone else does it
10$ = ten dollars

you easily admitted to something incorrect and stupid and infuriated tremulos

oh and everyone else seems to have MLP as an avatar - the hypocrisy is staggering, mintpaw.

At 9/4/14 04:54 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: yeah I noticed I only have 281 art submissions, I'd better step it up

yurgen i heard you also made a book with bailey jay in it, i've never been more proud of you and your slacking

At 9/4/14 09:33 PM, SplashWoman wrote: Excellent, I will get the grenade launcher, Napalm bombs, and flamethrowers. Soon the women will rule this Newgrounds :D

aren't you suppose to use water based weapons? you're "splash woman," I thought you specialized in aquatic weaponry and tactics.

At 9/4/14 12:34 AM, Patcoola wrote: wow, now what are you going to conquer next.

Anyways, I got tired of Beat Hazard quickly, I don't have the patience for repetitive games anymore.

I find BH: Ultra less repetitive and more about just hitting the top 10 of total scores, as long as your music is different the game remains to be conquered!

and also, I'm still trying to conquer Megaman X without dying, but I CAN'T FUCKING BEAT SIGMA'S LAST FORM WITHOUT DYING

I just scored a world record in this game, where you play asteroids + galaga + r-type fused with Guitar Hero. game's INTENSE, MAN

At 9/3/14 04:00 PM, SwisherCovent wrote: If you're wondering, I intentionally said "look" about 400 times in that last post.

just because of this post, i hope England scores 1 extra point and Norway scores
just
one little point
and argentina has a revolution!!

my lord @lich, no remorse. can't i view your animation somewhere else dalek? i would like to still see it.

#theappropriateresponse

At 9/3/14 01:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Making a racist thread on the General forum about evil "musulmans" which I equated to terrorists. I also didn't take the time to translate the word from musulmans to Muslims. I just love 14 years old me :)

Ur a fucking rachist Why would u hate Muslims, They never hurt anyone they werent terror. 911 was a government terrorist operation organization. Ur probably a republic i bet u voted 4 bush.

At 9/3/14 03:58 PM, SwisherCovent wrote: looks like my zero-zero predication is looking good.

just because of you, i hope england scores a point

At 9/3/14 03:53 PM, Lich wrote: Actually, can a footy fan describe to me why they like the sport so much? This is of genuine interest.

it's like basketball, except you use the exact opposite limbs to score a goal and make your country proud and chicken wings and stuff like that

At 9/2/14 11:05 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Buy her a dildo and tell her to go fuck herself.

Ahhhh, that is actually sound advice so I will definitely keep this in mind.

At 9/2/14 11:40 PM, SCTE3 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/33059

GENIUS WORK!! Also, a history lesson - this animation may technically be the longest *fully* animated animation of that year and possibly prior.

I remember this being stupid and hilarious when I was like 13:

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  DBZ in a Nutshell by ChannelCat

  DBZ

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"Newgrounds gold" @pupmom -

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  Arfenhouse: The Movie by DL-Neutrino

  Arfenhouse. The Movie. It scares the small children.

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and here's a nice sprite animation that is actually pretty atrocious, and pretty dumb - I was an old skool fan of @BlackHaku but they kinda fell off the grid

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  Saving The Princess Again by BlackHaku

  Episode 1 *DEAD*

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my clock day submission in 2007 is atrocious:

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  Clock Ghandi Part 2 I Gue by Voltage

  lol wow

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At 9/2/14 10:53 AM, Lorkas wrote: Maybe we should talk via PM about more personal shit if you feel like it. I don't know.

I would talk to people more personally, more openly in PM if it were not for one thing:

At 8/31/14 10:48 PM, fieldertiger wrote: I would basically have a joint.

I am bumping this thread to say that this is the first time I think I've seen fieldertiger use something besides the angry emoticon for their post

At 9/1/14 03:05 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I love it, androgyny is the future

At 9/1/14 11:31 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Androgynous can be such a beautiful thing to see.

my two favorite users like androgyny such<3

At 8/30/14 06:56 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Wow that was cruel. While I can feel for the guy due to him not wanting to be with a cheater, he totally destroyed that girl.

I think this is because guys that do that don't listen to the song "Billie Jean" and have no idea why you don't break a woman's heart.

because she will break your neck, and eat your flesh. I mean christ it's common sense. There's 'calling out' women and then there's 'destroying' them. don't destroy them.

guys have u seen mandess i made a mandess tribute recently its about hank b4 hank gets up 2 go kill jesus n he has some coffee lol i hope it gets in the mandess collection just submited it....

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  Madness Appliance by Voltage

  Hank, from Madness before Madness Combat started, gets up for coffee!

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At 8/31/14 03:12 PM, Nickisabi wrote: Sometimes you can get a whole eighth in blunt paper, too. But when it comes down to it, Bongs give you the best hit.

Ok let's clarify something; eighths are easy to roll in blunt wraps, very easy in games, pretty easy in zig zag wraps. Now try rolling a half OUNCE blunt. Pretty groddy when it's finished, the whole mouth part is resin, nasty, and gross but you can do it.

At 8/31/14 10:39 AM, Lorkas wrote: Hah, your post reminded me of this 4chan picture I found somewhere on the internet.

Hi-res it next time, you Lazyas.

The odd truth is that this entire world has odd pretenses on "how" you get laid, on "why" you get laid and they are both totally different. The thing that posts doesn't seem to talk about is sharing mutual interests with someone "special," and that's the key word. You don't really even need to be in love to know if you have special relationships with people, whether it's totally platonic or totally sexual - that is your gift in life.

So people make the most of whoever joins them for a ride, that's the key thing. I got laid without even really expecting it, but it was well before I had someone I shared some kind of connection with (or seemed that way, anyhow). But I'd take the nonsexual relationship over banging somebody, not like I really want to be that way but at the same time you don't need to fuck someone in the ass to share some real mutual connection.

That's what a douchebag says and pretends it's what matters. My response: go to jail and fuck every guy in the ass if it makes you feel that dominant, you jackass.

I sense bait and you have all taken a gamble at chasing said bait

At 8/30/14 02:51 PM, SentForMe wrote:

At 8/19/14 08:19 PM, Voltage wrote: A guy was funded by Kickstarter to make one and never did. Sack of shit, that's what we got.

So, did anyone around here fund this thing? It would really suck if you put a lot of money into this thing with no results. He seems to live in Philly, so I guess Tom could always bang on his door and yell at him.

THAT'S HIM. THAT'S THE GUY! GET HIM!!

RIGHT, and since it's funded over $15000 it should be done.

what the fuck do u think im doing!!! lol im playing half life 2 though its really fucking hard i just got it n registered it on stream have any of u guys played it its great it runs great on my dell2300 theres phychics in the game!!!!!!

At 8/30/14 02:36 PM, Wegra wrote: Doesn't seem like that. If anything it looks like its becoming more popular

the day wegra finally made Voltage laugh for several seconds,
and subsequently cry for a mere 2 seconds :(

Here's the deal - you are looking to hook up, with another peasant in TomFulp's kingdom. You can do that. You can do that with anyone of your pleasing, feminine, trans, hetero, homo, whatever the fuck interests you in whatever the kind of fuck you want to have. It's completely possible. I met a couple NG chicks completely OFF NG (the site itself), mostly because they're shy of the scene - and for good reason. The couple girls I met off NG also managed to hook up with low-to-middle of the road guys, so good for them.

In other words, as long as you're a total fucking creep you're probably getting hooked up through this site unless you're one of those 1%ers that has a nice shitty relationship. I'm legit serious about this, if you are a creep you have a total chance. If you're a regular dude, some kid, some horny-happy teenager, you stand little to no chance. You are better off going to a Chinese farmer's market in hopes of scoring a girlfriend through a transaction or deal with whatever money appeals to their family. OR, use a dating website. You are not -- I REPEAT, you are NOT impressing any women here unless you are legitimately talented.

And if you are legitimately talented, I think you're also legitimately creepy and fucked up. Sorry Kurt Cobain.