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At 12/10/14 03:57 AM, FurryGod wrote: Crush up an oxy and snort it, then you might be cool.

snorting acetaminophen is not a good idea - just an FYI

yes i lost my virginity on a cruise ship, fun times

Yep, I broke my ankle. I slipped on ice (one step out of the front door) and BAM! Ankle broke and my foot went the wrong way. It was kind of metal.

Right now I'm in severe pain and on oxycodone. AMA

@natick lets have internet babiesz

I'd have to say "CoCo" is the better song out of these, but honestly Sekhem both of these songs have shittier music videos than Fuck K.D by Lil B

At 12/8/14 07:28 PM, FurryGod wrote: He's right though, most of NG doesn't like rap.

so the generalization on differential opinion on what classifies as the pinnacle of good hip-hop* and rap music can be observed by only 1 person in particular - gotcha

Character plots are easy to manage as long as you understand how linear storytelling does not need to be convoluted to set the characters apart. Device driven plots are only as good as they are unpredictable. Simple fact.

I think it's more like what DIDN'T I accomplish this year

MS paint mlg 2easy5me

pretty crazy event, and anyone that had an anti-furry theme to their post - you disappoint the shit out of me and the rest of humanity that rely on the furrykind for hardcore drugs, you DISGUST ME

Being cool AND acting cool are for squares. Don't be a square, be a fucking circle. No, be two circles. No, you know what? Fuck that, become a polygon. You're better than these geometric figures. Be a fucking tesseract. Do something new and innovative and cool. Don't be the next big "one-who-gives-no-fucks." Be the next big "one-who-gives-many-fucks."

are you bragging? are you sad, kel-chan? I don't understand the substance of your dilemma here. are you looking for pity? explanation?

also, that libertarian picture is all wrong. so very, very wrong

fuck it, i'll be evil and say yes money buys you the finest drops of greater living than anything the stupid poor people can drop in your plate

At 12/5/14 09:03 PM, sxycatwomanvampire21 wrote: i have a tendency to make guys give each other hand jobs, promising something kinky in return and then laughing and walking away. and maybe leaving a bloody trail in their apartment

that's pretty sexy and psychotic in a normal way

and @wegra, did you miss the replies of the laughing gifs? you fool, even the most disgusting dorito-soda junkie can score a bitch, the only thing I am saying is you can't even mention the league of neckbeard champions otherwise their stink of douchebaggery will waft onto you like the fart of a commuter in a city bus

in a nutshell:

movie is alternate timeline

At 12/5/14 06:05 PM, NekoMika wrote: High five! Or high paw in my case, haha.

heck yes

At 12/5/14 05:55 PM, NekoMika wrote: Mixed bag really, I make some ladies laugh and smile and others just think I'm weird.

Actually, that's me too

At 12/5/14 05:49 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 12/5/14 05:33 PM, Wegra wrote: I think the only people who hate them are the unwiped fat neckbearded shit stains who whine because they're too nice when in reality they're just like every other so called "Douchebag" they hate.

You mean like this guy?

haha, you're officially my favorite user of the day

Anyone that has never attempted arguing with me is a candidate for being the nicest, though it quite the split between Yurgenburgen, NekoMica and VicariousE...

and of course, @TomFulp

At 12/5/14 05:33 PM, Wegra wrote: Also I could care less about the friend zones.

Even the fedora neckbeard shitstains may have a better chance than you, my friend

At 12/5/14 05:24 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 12/5/14 05:20 PM, Wegra wrote: Too many to count

This but I'm not ashamed.

I give you more cute dutch girls.

This was the smartest post you have made.

At 12/5/14 01:44 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 12/5/14 01:36 PM, Zachary wrote: But he wasn't doing that anyway so no point discussing it lol

Then why did he resist arrest? If they arrested him, and found nothing on him, he'd be free to go.

As I said generally a ticket is enough, but if it is a crime they have to inform him of his rights and that he was going to be apprehended. But in New York, it seems like illegal search/apprehensions are quite frequent and people likely do not have the funds to fight it at a court level.

I also don't know if this is true, but I just caught sight of "200 protesters arrested" on a sideview ad -- this is exactly what is so paradoxical about our society. We were founded as a unified colony and protested to earn our independence, now we throw protests like community rage parties and the cops don't give a shit. And thus, citizens don't give a shit. If this were reversed, cops would be in grievance and apologetic for the behavior and there'd be a stupid support group nobody cares about for Eric Garner.

There's really just no justice in this, it's pretty easy to understand why

If you come from Reddit and you never owned a fedora, you're ok with me.

But you really are just a boring number if you have indeed ever owned a fedora. I don't care if you're our next Egoraptor.

At 12/5/14 01:10 PM, klompors wrote: If it was a female I'd honestly take advantage of her

wish granted, please wait several weeks

At 12/5/14 01:06 PM, Zachary wrote: The guy holding the camera was charged for having a gun apparently, I don't disagree that he should be charged for that.

Shit man, everyone has a gun in Staten Island tho

I always thought Digimon sucked in general, but I at least tuned in to the original theme

At 12/5/14 12:30 PM, satanbrain wrote: A tad sloven.

I think you have a bit of a mess there, but it looks pretty good really.

At 12/4/14 08:17 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Invite them in, have milky tea with them, share some of my favorite porn with them, drug them, chop off their limbs, sew up the patches, hang them and watch them squirm and laugh at the four nubs... lol... chop up some onions and tomatoes, smother the dismembered body with BBQ sauce, roast it, and invite my #2 fan over for dinner...

it's a really good thing that I will not be at your front door this year (or any year for that matter)

if my #1 fan was a man, i'd tell them that it's time to join forces and become roommates. they will be doing my laundry and paying most of my share of rent.

if my #1 fan was a woman, i'd tell them that it's time to join forces and become significant others. they too would also do my laundry, and will pay most of my share of rent, because I'm a gentleman and I have to hardly work for such a trivial thing

this is why I don't have a #1 fan

I think you guys are still missing a huge point - if selling loose cigarettes is anything under a misdemeanor (or especially civil violation), you get a ticket, and you take that ticket to your district court. That's where you make your plea (based on your plea bargain, which is reduced fine, reduced sentencing, etc). Then you have a court date if you plead no contest, and generally if you're in the right you can contest it.

If the cops weren't being aggressive rule-thriving fuckheads and did something right for their lives they would have handed this man a ticket. Did you know based on Neighborhood Scout's reporting of Staten Island crime, there are over 6000 crimes a year?

800 violent - 5700+ property type crimes, and this crime that this officer was not indicted over resulted in an accidental death over what should have just been a TICKET?

You really need to wonder if there's something wrong with this picture. The guy holding the camera is charged for something. The guy who died was being charged for something. The cop who basically killed the guy, along with the surrounding officials, were not charged and made no attempt to quell what would be a protest in this "sensitive" era. And to be frank, I do not sense race baiting to the point of Michael Brown in this case. You have to scrutinize both the citizen and the cop, but it's as clear as the sun in the desert that the cop is not in the green.

I just recently researched a guy named Rafael Perez. He had several counts against him, including being arrested for stealing six POUNDS of cocaine from a police evidence room, failed several lie detector tests, is a suspect in the murder of The Notorious B.I.G., AND - after being indicted for stealing cocaine, he was released after just 1 year. Just 1 year for this shitbag.

"Oh but it's for the better of society, there's less criminals because there's a bad guy for the bad guys..." Yeah, and if there were 50 Tenpenny's for this town, everything would be okay. He even takes out the trash.

tox even I have no idea what the problem is, you guys must be 2middleclass5me