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Huh so instant transmission is close to possible

White people are pretty bad at acting

At 12/19/14 12:31 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:

Slick negro elephants attack Krakens yelping, "Gadzooks!" as my extraterrestrial Bae oysters you.

At 12/18/14 05:26 PM, D-Nightmare wrote: Honda, Toyota, Subaru, Volvo, Volkswagen, Ford, and Nissan.
'05 and newer with these carmakers means that you've got some safe buying options.

no don't trust newer Subaru/Volvo/VW they're actually not that good

At 12/19/14 12:52 PM, UFOx wrote: I hate it when idiots have no idea what they are talking about.

nobody cares about you crying "opinion" UFOx just shut up and deal with it like a real lady

At 12/18/14 10:54 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: A couple people mentioned Toyotas now, but I'm feeling alittle salty seeing as though the man that totaled my car was driving a Corolla.

I drive a Corolla, they're not bad - but go with a 2002+ Camry instead considering it's the "Man" version of a Corolla

I would honestly suggest 2000 - 2003 Subaru models, specifically outbacks - they might have their issues, but they are reliable for what it's worth; you pocket the rest of your insurance money for whatever, which is what nobody is talking about in this thread

At 12/19/14 01:37 PM, ManDeep wrote: Who the fuck would ever remember a song's Baseline? Twin Peaks theme notwithstanding.

I was impressed by this suggestion

Booooo this thread!

At 12/19/14 01:52 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 12/18/14 11:40 PM, FurryGod wrote:

Frankfurters
Undermine
Rebel
Revenge
Yet
Goths
Obtained
Deification

Therein,
He
Entices
Gay
Aphrodisiacs
Mystifying
Encroaching
Cats
Hatefully
Anticipating
Neurotic,
Gregariously
Empathetic
Rivals

At 12/18/14 11:40 PM, SteelChair wrote: i want a hot muslim girl

you can have any girl you want, heartbreak kid

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza isn't so bad, the pizza isn't that great but the animatronics are so cool!

first of all:

if you're defending vegetarian/carnivore/omnivore/paleotore/vore/goretex/borgore you can all shut the fuck up, any and all foods can make you a fat piece of shit regardless of diet - it's just your choices and lifestyle that determine what you look like, if you have a shitty lifestyle then man sucks for you

second of all:

no surprise EU is crying victim, welcome to team America

third:

i'd probably hang out with fat people just for the sake of boosting my own self esteem, they're also nice people and pretty charitable - selfish greedy privileged skinny people are so closeted about being toolbags and looking good that they have no idea how awful they are on the inside

yes, you may be gold on the outside but on the inside? you're all just skin and bone

At 12/19/14 01:22 AM, 24901miles wrote: OK yeah but it's basically the same message like grandma always said, "Don't run over a comatose dog on a tightrope while tricking out on your unicycle"

she also told me when I was young, "I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars; I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars"

still figuring out how she did that without a metronome

At 12/19/14 12:59 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 12/19/14 12:51 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/19/14 12:48 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: I don't think she'd be my cup of OJ

As the saying goes, bitches end up in stitches...

it's "Bitches get stitches, they end up in ditches, so get the riches," get it correct you lousy troll

As they say, "Which British witches with sandwiches in kitchens snitch on bitches stitching britches in ditches" or something yea

I figured it was "British snitches witching witches switch ditches with bitches deserving the Grinch for Christmas"

At 12/19/14 12:48 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: I don't think she'd be my cup of OJ

As the saying goes, bitches end up in stitches...

it's "Bitches get stitches, they end up in ditches, so get the riches," get it correct you lousy troll

At 12/17/14 10:08 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/17/14 09:19 PM, Voltage wrote:

it's also against the rules

Not true- even Wade has 2 alts.

wade also runs this site

At 12/17/14 09:37 PM, Sevkat wrote: lol ok

yes, you're the pain in my busted + refixed ankle

my ankle is made of metal now Sevkat

you filthy pleb flesh meat pig

@Xenomit

But why do you think this is a good idea? What on earth drives you to think your opinion is so conclusively true? Do you really think imitating a user makes you so much better?

I don't think you get it. See, here's the problem: you think that imitating a user is a good idea. You think it's the best idea, in fact. But the thing is, you have no way to prove this little "game" you play has huge consequences. Everyone will just be making fun of eachother, until nobody is left to make fun of. The thread will die and it will be your fault everyone hates eachother.

And you know what? You have a problem. You shouldn't even think that this kind of stuff is permissible on the BBS. You should realize and understand that you miss the whole point of what it is you're trying to do here. And by the way, @Bit, it's TOAST BREAD, not TOAST TOAST. What is wrong with you?

At 12/17/14 09:22 PM, Sevkat wrote: Voltage

You're such a failure if you really have to attack someone on an internet forum. That's what Reddit is for Sevkat. I think it's time to move on and stop being a total asshole.

ya cartoon network blows donkey balls nowadays

At 12/17/14 09:15 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/17/14 09:52 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 12/17/14 04:30 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: I propose that NG actually only allow people to make one thread.

Welcome to newgrounds... Where half the users have a hundred accounts...

Correction- more than half.

anyone that has an alt has a mental problem, it's also against the rules

While I think your argument is so valid, let me pretend for a moment you are right. You are so very wrong in many ways it's not funny, I am glad you've come to a realization of how pitiful a human you are but at the same time you have no idea who or what you are up against.

my last thread ain't this one, operation was a success bitches

my last thread would easily be the thread to end all threads

At 12/16/14 08:20 PM, Piper wrote: There's a sexier photo of her out there.

but she's married? that's like an anti-boner. but thx for the find

At 12/16/14 08:18 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: NG Veterans should be treated with respect, but they never are. Stay cool everybody.

i tried to say this in strong bad's voice, it worked really well but the bar is still crazy!

At 12/16/14 08:15 PM, Phobotech wrote: Probably something featuring content I've created...hopefully an animation that I could be proud that I've made.

damn actually phobotech that's a good idea, I'll have to write this one down

At 12/16/14 08:13 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/16/14 08:07 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/16/14 07:01 PM, Piper wrote: Ah, crap. I really don't know what to do with her. But here's a crappy base without the background.

thank you based god Piper

How'd you do the reflection on the astronaut's helmet?

it's a shitty, lazy reflection but I duped the layer she's on, transformed it, used part of the layer mask to hide more of the image, used some blend, then used "blur more"

At 12/16/14 07:01 PM, Piper wrote: Ah, crap. I really don't know what to do with her. But here's a crappy base without the background.

thank you based god Piper

uh, A-, Zachary Jones?

At 12/16/14 07:43 PM, solamander wrote: If these people....
Tell this story.....
To their children...
As they sleep...
Maybe someday..
They'll know that a hero...
Is just man...Who knows he is free.

done, @solamander wins best user + post + response of 2014

At 12/16/14 07:36 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: You're going to die, and your only main concern is to give people something to talk about for 1, maybe 2 pages, that'll probably be locked from a derailment?

*clap clap calp*

pretty sure you have more offs to fuck than nearly anybody on the NG BBS, thanks

who cares, that game looked stupid as fuck