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"Hilarious? Yeah! HOT? Definitely!

Natalie Deschain's a favorite go-to of mine when I'm in the mood for pure raunchy heat, and this boxed set delivers that in droves! Where else can you find brats getting it on with stuffed animals and more? These stories are all super sexy, wild, and pretty funny at times. Definitely unique.

If you've ever wondered how hot a teddy and other toys can be in bed, pick this up and indulge your forbidden wisdom. Don't listen to me. Just dooo it!"

Said Vague 5 Star Amazon reviewers, as they never read the book about a woman fucking stuffed animals

At 12/22/14 06:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Who cares about the fucking shoes? That man needs a medal.

absolutely agreed

At 12/22/14 07:17 PM, Vivi05 wrote:

At 12/22/14 07:12 PM, Voltage wrote: I don't get what on earth you're requesting or telling us. You want a tail?

>.< how to feel like you have a tail

Ok everyone this is how to feel like you have a tail.

1: Take a long sharp needle, jam it into your lower back - above your ass crack, but below the waist
2: Attach a living octopus to it
3: For extra measures, twist both your ankles and rely on your self-implanted tail
4: You will now have the balance of a monkey after recovering from twisted ankles with your authentic feeling of having a tail

At 12/22/14 07:04 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: because girls are gross

agreed and they have cooties, fuck that

@ZE13 I don't know if you can't read (which apparently you can considering your English class is just "about reading" and you have "a A" in it) - but what is this thread supposed to be about?

Is it about us confirming whether or not you made the right decision? Is it about another day in your really shallow, pretty careless life? Because I feel like this incident as someone earlier put it, is totally insignificant. This story is something you tell your weird texting friend or sibling.

I don't get what on earth you're requesting or telling us. You want a tail? Just go to the nearest Anime/Comic store and buy one of those shitty random tails that Otakus wear to make themselves feel edgy and different to the rest of the people around them.

Even though they look fucking weird and out of place but who am I to judge, I actually have a 2 foot long tail.

At 12/22/14 04:57 PM, Right-wing-hero wrote: I think people seem to forget that Eric brown

lmao, "Right-Wing-Hero" congratulations you went from hero to zero in seconds

At 12/21/14 07:55 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: well this trio of Natives had weed on center and a RA and I caught them smoking it and caused a Center UA (Urine analysis AKA piss test) and 40 people got kicked out and apparently two of them committed suicide.

You know, one native american is basically the equivalent of 30 black people which is the manpower of 55 white people. So you basically caused over 110 people to suicide. That is actually incredibly evil.

At 12/21/14 04:22 PM, CheatcodeGamehacker1 wrote: It's been two years to this day... I don't think he's coming back.

Just like @Misteroo, huh? :(

At 12/21/14 07:22 PM, ZE13 wrote: there was a new guy in class she didn't want me to talk to him because he would like me more then her. so they became girlfriend and boyfriend. ( she has several EX'S) TO GET HIM AWAY FROM ME. then we got into a fight because I confronted her of how badly she was treating me. so she tried punching me the face so I fought her. we were on the floor, it was so horrible... so the teachers had to change her classes. then she saw her boyfriend with another girl I kindly told her they were together.

I don't get what this thread is supposed to be about. Is this you telling a story and you want our input? Is this you telling a story and you don't know what to do?

Forum threads are supposed to be for DISCUSSION. It's not so you come in and tell us how valiant you were in making a "friend" cry. Seriously, Tony-Darkgrave's post was basically nicer in the regard he got to the point and "related" to you (albeit dark as fuck and I don't know how honest it actually was) but you telling us you basically drove your friend to a low point was actually kind of depressing.

If you really have an "A" in English, please understand - you might know how to speak the language but you don't know how to use it. And you keep making threads that sound like journal entries people gossip and lull on about.

At 12/21/14 04:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Literally or figuratively?

You are fucked if you met me.

Haha, just kidding!

Probably not.

At 12/8/14 07:53 PM, stormybutterfly wrote: Why not try and meet everyone you have come in contact with on NG, so you can really see how they are not how you, make up or expect them to be?

The thing is Lom, not everyone here is happy daisies. Most of the people that actively come on and post always strike me as odd, we're all literally like a bunch of people that somehow expect Slayer, Lady Gaga, Breaking Benjamin, and Arcade Fire all at the same concert. Regardless, most people probably don't like 1, 2, or any of those 4 artists.

Thus, we're gonna end up really hating or really liking eachother which I guess is how you socialize in the first place but it's like a crappy networking service for one another.

And for everything else, there's Pico Day 2015 - which anyone who is anyone can expect to see me at. And if you want to fight me, I will bust out my Super Nintendo and we can go at it.

I'm an awful lot nicer "in real life," and meeting anyone that pisses me off is a lot easier to insult and cause them to feel like a heartless wench than text on a computer screen

Fuck JewTube, support YouGrounds

wait let me resay that

Fuck LubeTub, support MewGrounds

At 12/20/14 07:17 AM, Piper wrote:

At 12/20/14 04:50 AM, Voltage wrote: @Piper is one of my up and coming faves :3

aww! thank you!! very honored.

I always start off by bringing up Billy West. For those unfamiliar, he's done voices like Philip J. Fry from Futurama and Doug from Doug. I find him to be very talented and an overall very well rounded individual. He has that passion for, and understanding of voice acting that I seek out in every voice actor. I've learned a lot from him.

Billy West is not bad at all, one of my favorite voice actors happens to be Richard Horvitz who has an odd voice and plays many eccentric characters - from a hyperactive idiot kid to a psycho nonsensical alien. His vocal range seems to range an odd dialect of keys as a tenor... you can't really find many people with his voice at all.

At 12/20/14 11:33 AM, Maltos wrote: You dare call me a batnoob?
my friend my favorite batman remains Adam West
i was simply trying to disprove your whole white people cant act thing

my point still stands - 1 bad apple in a cast of 5 gold apples means the whole thing tastes shitty. alright, maybe not shitty but it ruins it for me and that bad apple was christian bale. I never found his personality matching of batman. like american psycho is also teh bat man? come on man!

I've done a lot of retakes in sound recording both audio and voices. It can get aggravating. For safety reasons, you should PRACTICE your script/lines then record a minimum of 2 "variations" of the line, like filming two takes for video to get a better "quality" shot.

At 12/20/14 03:57 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Oh, and sweet. *high five*

I did it with no handle bars 8)

@Piper is one of my up and coming faves :3

I also like @Rebel666

At 12/20/14 03:53 AM, someaveragechap wrote: She wanted to see my dick, but my I don't remember if I did or not. Worse, my dad saw us. He didn't stop it or anything, but he kept friggin' embarrassing the hell out of me whenever I brought a girl home.

well i fingered my crush too but that aint the point homie

At 12/20/14 03:46 AM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 12/20/14 02:56 AM, FurryGod wrote: You ever have a crush on someone?

Butterfly's in your stomach?

Fairly sure most folks have. First time it happened I was in the 5th grade. Wrote her a three love letter, heart stickers and my sister's perfume lightly sprayed on the pages... and the evening before I was going to give it to her, I ripped it up because I thought the letter was stupid as hell. I was over her two days later.

I fell hard, recovered faster.

dude you give up wicked quick. I had a crush since the 5th grade but I still at least got a kiss outta her

At 12/20/14 03:40 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: no, I've never done it
I never will, and I've never felt compelled to
because I'm not a dickhead

real american hero g i yurg

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"Pedophilia and frowned upon needs" by NippleManOfMilk. I didn't like your thread whatsoever, and your argument sucked.

We also need 3 more categories, ya know, so mods can have targets on who to watch out for? Most annoying, most offensive, Worst thread contributer

At 12/20/14 03:24 AM, GoodLuckTurtle wrote: As YouTuber kevjumba said in one vid would you cast Keanu Reeves as Fat Albert in a live action Fat Albert movie?

yes, yes I would

At 12/20/14 03:04 AM, Piper wrote: I pushed other kinds of "frustrations" out onto my plush toys

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO

At 12/20/14 02:56 AM, FurryGod wrote: You ever have a crush on someone?

Butterfly's in your stomach?

yes, also had her mom point a gun in my face - definitely the true definition of "crush"

uh, new year's resolution:
don't break another bone, I'm already going into this new year with a metal ankle...
BUT A FUCK TON OF MONEY

At 12/20/14 02:35 AM, FurryGod wrote:

At 12/20/14 02:08 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: homeschooled from grade 1.... goddammit i had to push my frustration onto plush toys....at least they will never speak of what they have witnessed....

Is that why you can't construct sentences.

no she's just awkward as fuck and makes up for it by assuming throwing in random ellipses to annotate eerie atmosphere directed to the reader of the post

I think someone has to tell you that it's getting old subliminalvirus

anyway, yes I bullied and have been bullied - in elementary/middle/high school; it's kind of a group effort thing but if there's one thing I noticed about group effort bullies, it's that they can't fathom a heartfelt insult if their life depended on it

it's pretty awesome when you also take the opportunity to smash them in the face with a hammer when they tried to pie you in front of your classmates - that one's mostly metaphor

At 12/19/14 09:49 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 12/19/14 02:12 PM, Voltage wrote: White people are pretty bad at acting

really?

why does everyone always ride the dead man's dick? what about jack nicholson or mark hamill, you batnoob

the performance by christian bale in that movie was wicked stale by the way - and that was the lead

At 12/19/14 07:55 AM, NeonSpider wrote: How does any of this matter now?

i'm sure the officer that accidentally killed Eric Garner will be sent to jail for negligence in like 60 years too.

At 12/19/14 02:19 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 12/19/14 02:15 PM, Voltage wrote: but it's their fault, right?

Yes, but I only have basic insurance or whatever and not collision, so they're being assholes.

That doesn't matter, liability insurance means they are entitled to refund you for the damages including lost wages from not driving your car to work and any pain and suffering. They are at fault - they HAVE to refund you for the damages if they totalled the car.

At 12/19/14 02:14 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 12/19/14 01:54 PM, Voltage wrote: you pocket the rest of your insurance money for whatever, which is what nobody is talking about in this thread

Since we both have the same insurance, naturally they are only trying to break even. After they pay off my existing loan, they're only giving me alittle over $1000

but it's their fault, right?