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At 12/24/14 12:41 AM, Gimmick wrote:

sad_violin.mp3

for those that didn't know, Gimmick is TomFulp's super secret alt account

At 12/24/14 12:28 AM, Minchken wrote: yeah she does, and a nice big smelly colon to smear her shit-chili

vvvv

At 12/24/14 12:27 AM, FantasticFox wrote: I'm in Alabama so there's really no good support for anything out of the ordinary. I couldn't even find any gay youth centers.

So you're saying "gay youth" and people with psychological problems are the same caliber of support?

What the fuck?

At 12/24/14 12:22 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Have you talked to a medical professional first? I believe you have to have some kind of documentation to qualify for disability. Also, not sure you're going to get top grade responses here.

Actually, if the OP is serious or not I'm not kidding on most of my post - I am literally unsure if I get disability after a good majority of those.

No you know what, I'll be like @Right-Wing-Hero and say, "Disability is for people that can't work an honest day in their life like Eric brown."

At 12/24/14 12:21 AM, Minchken wrote: Voltage, your attitude is... electrifying

Fuck Breakfast Princess.

Figuratively, not literally, because I don't think she has orifices.

Yeah, I also have asberger's bipolar type 2 autism spectrum disorder and depressive/personality disorders along with schizophrenia, rapid bipolar along with borderline disorder as well as generalized anxiety disorder + two forms of PTSD, ADD and ADHD; two panic disorders, arachniphobia, hemophobia, agoraphobia, disassociative disorder, both eating disorders based on my personality; kleptomania + pyromania; dementia and two cases of psychosis

Still waiting to see if I'm approved tho.

At 12/24/14 12:13 AM, Sectus wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:10 AM, FantasticFox wrote: Don't be an ass.

Understandable response, I guess.

Wipe that smug look of your worthless face and pull your head out of your ass.

Uhm. Didn't you just...? Oh.

FantasticFox (regardless) as an alright fellow, obviously our disagreements with their posted videos is resulting in a reaction in which they

At 12/24/14 12:09 AM, BrenTheMan wrote: Dude, TL;DR.

less caps last sentence too op af nerf plz update plz

At 12/23/14 11:14 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 12/23/14 12:43 AM, Phobotech wrote:

Proceed with the aftermath.

mkay...

jesus h. christ in hell's handbasket whilst Chef shits a dong sideways, subliminalvirus

I think the fact people think raiding/spamming/flaming/hacking are "funny" and "cool" are total, utter time wasters. They have no idea what to do even though there's hundreds of thousands of songs to download and listen to, hundreds of decent YouTubers to watch, thousands of hilarious videos online, and like zillions of games/programs to torrent (*NOT ADVOCATING THIS*) -- the fact people have to actually do shit to 'infect' a community just goes to show how weak and pathetic trolls still are.

Don't get me wrong, the trolls that do it best are people that are slippery like a lubed up cockroach at a butter convention - but rarely, we encounter a hilarious troll that does something admirable like cause trouble on a religious Facebook page or hack Fox News websites to say "O REILLY EATS FLOPPY DICKS" or even trolls an Obama rally with the sign "#BENGNAZI."

Nope, instead we get fucking script kiddies giggling like children thinking forum raids are still in style. Get a job you loser. Piss in someone's cup and give it to the manager on their birthday, infect someone with parasites, I don't give a shit. But get off that "disrupt community" bullshit, it doesn't work anymore.

Ok, that last thread was ridiculous - now you're driving me up a wall.

Fuck you, fuck Adventure Time, and fuck Pendleton Ward.

At 12/24/14 12:03 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Well, there ARE cream pies, so there's creaming in some sort of orifice.

Maybe SevenSeize could enlighten us as to how a dinosaur acquires a billion dollars.

well I figured that was the self-explanatory part but you're right, I must be really high

At 12/23/14 07:19 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 12/23/14 05:49 PM, Hoodie wrote: A lot of wasted time has happened.

as long as you cherish your life and spend time doing the things you like you aren't wasting a moment and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

tell us all your full story superghandi64 tell us the rise and fall of tane and how you found jesus christ our lord and savior and do it in the most offensive way possible

At 12/23/14 11:58 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: This is a 3,500 word hardcore gay erotic novel. It includes- Rough sex, dubcon, oral, cream pies and more!

you say hardcore, but no mention of anal sex? I am absolutely uninterested, even if t-rexes and billionaires are totally sweet and I mean that in the most offensive way possible

At 12/23/14 11:53 PM, SansNumbers wrote: You write like a teenager, and you're probably taking an on-level English class.

Don't insult him SansNumber, obviously, FantasticFox is

At 12/23/14 11:41 PM, FantasticFox wrote:

At 12/23/14 11:38 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 12/23/14 10:30 PM, FantasticFox wrote: I got banned last time for posting these songs. So don't ban me because I warned you.

Oh darn! I forgot that it said in the Constitution that mods aren't allowed to ban people who ask nicely!

You misunderstand me. The mod just told me to warn people next time. I also hate how you can only reply a certain amount of times in a given time period to your own post.

Yeah me too I hate how you have to make your replies intellectually sound in only 4 posts every hour, I mean, christ - who on earth can be intellectually sound in 4 replies when I only need ONE on average? You know what, maybe instead I'll just make half replies from now on.

FantasticFox, I think the reason we don't all agree with the humor of the video you present us is because we all have different tastes, and that's probably why we

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At 12/23/14 11:41 PM, Minchken wrote: Isn't newgrounds a subsect of 4chan anyway?

are you aware Newgrounds existed before 4chan?

no, you probably aren't and you probably have no idea Newgrounds came out half a decade before 4chan

Requesting ban for OP for starting shit with an obsolete piece of shit website and especially this thread

Hm, pictures of fruit...

or picture of A fruit? you decide

At 12/23/14 04:41 PM, Right-wing-hero wrote: Typical liberal bullshit. "Ooohhh that must not be named" it's not the dark lord, you can say the word ngger and aslong as you aren't using it as an insult to describe a African American it's fine. You could say "I belive ngger is a bad word to call black people" but hell if you say "the N-word" you sound like some politically correct hippy.

Can you do us a favor and save your SJW bullshit for the Political forum?

Thanks, General forum readers

At 12/23/14 11:19 PM, WaveTwister wrote:

At 12/23/14 05:53 AM, Voltage wrote: Discuss

(the exposure in this image is not off-limits for discussion either)

Is that shit coming to Canada by any chance? The east-end (Nova Scotia) of Canada to be exact!

I NEED to get some of this to try.

You can get it on Amazon so I'm assuming yes you can get it in Canada, otherwise find your most trustworthiest American friend and promise something of equal value (or money, Americans are filthy pigs anyway)

At 12/23/14 10:43 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: I actually might have to get a can for nostalgic purposes.

your soul = TWO cans

I will also include a free cartridge of Super Mario Kart >:)

At 12/23/14 09:09 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: While I agree you have your own perspective on things in life, I'll have to say you're wrong and I'm right

lmao okay as long as you're ok with the fact you accept you're retarded and I'm amazing then yeah we're in full agreement

well are you aware it's a pain in the ass taking the plow off a truck and that might be your other form of driving, as your wife drives your shitty little baby toyota that you could care less about?

VROOM VROOM CHEVROLET +1 PLOW MOTHERFUCKERS

At 12/23/14 08:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: Absolutely sarcasm. You've discarded the writing, the art, and the message just because it got popular and the most iconic and unique thing about its design, purely cosmetic, was symbolically adopted by an online group that goes out of their way to be controversial.

Total agreement, some of the worst comics out there have yet to be read. My webcomic aside (since it's not actually published) - is everyone here forgetting the DOOM comic? Some people probably admired it, but I think it's fucking pitiful. The comic itself prides on being just as sarcastic as the first two Duke Nukem (platformer) games. It was insane, ridiculous, and more importantly was entirely about rampage.

V for Vendetta? Justice, rebellion, revolution; character personalities; an actual world parallel to the current paradigm shift of classes in our real world. To not like V for Vendetta is to pretend the world you live in is a happy little bubble where true villainy doesn't exist - why need good men?!

It's critical analysis on understanding why these particular novels have a purpose. Otherwise, everything mine as well be DOOM for you - and personally, you might as well like DOOM, too.

HUR HUR

At 12/23/14 08:15 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/23/14 06:18 PM, FurryGod wrote: I love ... the exotic animals that reside there.

The animals you want to fuu--

Wait, right.
Furry =/= Beastiality

Sorry 'bout that.

HOW MANY TIMES

Inter-species EROTICA. Say it wit' me now!

At 12/23/14 07:11 PM, CiviLies wrote: I sure hope you recorded yourself drinking it...

At 12/23/14 07:05 PM, D-Nightmare wrote: OP, are you in the habit of eating/drinking expired goods?

For the two of you, Surge is available as an unexpired soft drink. In fact it was recently produced and sold on Amazon. I am not drinking no expired shit, mostly because I am not the L.A Beast (sorry CiviLies).

At 12/23/14 07:13 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: Truth be told, several varieties of soda actually drain nutrients from your bones.

While this is likely backed with scientific evidence, you can save your health rhetoric for one of those websites filled with generally baseless/biased tabloids labeling what's good or bad for people. I, on the other hand, don't give two fucks about my bone health. In fact I just busted my ankle recently, I'm going to assume I can just override the effects by drinking milk, eating protein, and inhaling fiber to offset my pain medication.

And also, diet soda is way unhealthier. Bash that shit and leave my high fructose corn syrup bubble water alone.

@NGFulp YOU KNOW IT DOG

At 12/23/14 07:25 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: soft drinks are okay to drink once or twice a year like for christmas, knock yourself out. it wouldn't hurt to pass up on it either and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

superghandi64 you've been awful honest lately and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

Voltage

At 12/23/14 03:31 PM, IoTheEternal wrote: except maybe squee :P

don't kid yourself, squee is far too young to handle even the blood wall