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At 12/24/14 10:38 PM, Sekhem wrote: this is depression

go see a doctor and get laid

stop posting long rants that won't solve anything

exactly, and just for you colbalt i am willing to bite the bullet and have sex with you and fill you with my eternally present creative juices

daaaamnnn you gonna let that shit fly

At 12/24/14 04:46 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:16 AM, Voltage wrote:

jesus h. christ in hell's handbasket whilst Chef shits a dong sideways, subliminalvirus

is that good or bad?

I'm just disturbed, so a 4/5 good :p

At 12/24/14 07:57 AM, Hacklyn wrote:

At 12/24/14 03:39 AM, Voltage wrote:

you first

No. You.

you are being kick ass but not pretty 0/5

At 12/24/14 06:47 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 12/24/14 06:41 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/24/14 06:39 AM, 24901miles wrote: I also didn't mix any berries or mammoth blood with oil to make the colors.

OH fuck me, well that was the real issue here, glad you cleared up this dilemma Miles

Yours was really good and I am glad that you shared it with us

thank you I made mine with vicodin this time and not percocet (it's legal)

At 12/24/14 06:39 AM, 24901miles wrote: I also didn't mix any berries or mammoth blood with oil to make the colors.

OH fuck me, well that was the real issue here, glad you cleared up this dilemma Miles

At 12/24/14 06:02 AM, Andrea364 wrote: People zero-bombing in the audio portal to bump their scores above everyone else's #NewgroundsProblems

seriously, guys, can you not?

People have the problem of "2003 voting," where people only see "0" or "5" as votes. I know, it's pretty bogus, it gets some really "ehhh" content deleted from time to time but go figure

At 12/24/14 04:25 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 12/24/14 03:50 AM, Voltage wrote: line tool does not mean you made it. you just plotted it like a mathematician

and you should know Mr. Miles, I HATE MATHEMATICIANS.

Chalking this one up to your broken ankle. I'm gonna be cool as ice and let it slide.

MATHEMATICIANS MILES FUUUUUUUUUUCK

i don't think you made those lines with the pencil tool is my issue

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

At 12/24/14 04:13 AM, Xenomit wrote: If they keep rioting like the idiots they are they're gonna run out of buildings to burn. Then they'll all be homeless and without so much as a wallgree-

Oh yeah, they already burned down their wallgreens. And Mcdonalds. And toys-r-us.

that's ok, as long as there's still a Denny's white people will feel comfortably numb

At 12/24/14 03:48 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 12/24/14 03:36 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/24/14 03:29 AM, 24901miles wrote: Define draw

you ain't drawing a zillion straight lines bruh, I know line tool when I see it

I drew every line. Every last one.

line tool does not mean you made it. you just plotted it like a mathematician

and you should know Mr. Miles, I HATE MATHEMATICIANS.

Do people just not see the Political forum or are they just trying to get responses by random people that can't be taken seriously?

Also, you are wicked guilty just by saying "I never rented a prostitute." We have yet to claim such a thing and now we can insult you for it.

To be honest, prostitution is just a shitty, dehumanizing way of making money, and no system of surveillance/laws can prevent it so instead, maybe it can only be regulated in a safe/non-hazardous way because it will always, always be around.

But just because people can buy into prostitution doesn't mean prostitution has to mean you're always getting something out of it. Anyone that has actually done it, I want you to know - masturbation is free and you just got ripped off by a fleshy cumbucket

At 12/24/14 03:16 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 12/23/14 11:29 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Follow your dreams is what mom always said. But we've gone back to the full circle of how it's because I guess I make everyone think it's alright to treat me like horseshit until I won't stand for it, and then I'm the bad guy.

The BBS nowadays is very tolerant, moderation is very relaxed, and you aren't being treated like horseshit more than any other person on this forum.

You're making mountains out of molehills, the quintessential trait of the attention whore of the BBS. You aren't being persecuted, so don't act like it.

no, but I do keep statistics on this shit (like my explanation to monster-64 on the whole "ratio point" system)

I like to think the NG BBS should have a constantly modded version of NBA Jam Tournament Edition on hand at all times to get readers acquainted to the skill sets and abilities of each user, so they know when to use Pierce on the court where every failure Celtics player can't be used

At 12/24/14 02:06 AM, AnonOfCali wrote:

At 12/24/14 02:02 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: --supergandhi64

fuck off

you first

At 12/24/14 03:29 AM, 24901miles wrote: Define draw

you ain't drawing a zillion straight lines bruh, I know line tool when I see it

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME DENNIS

At 12/24/14 03:09 AM, 24901miles wrote: sweet thread bruh

that would be impressive

if you actually drew it

At 12/24/14 01:45 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: eventually you won't hear the sound of your gf getting grinded on by other guys or your friends talking about you behind your back

exactly, less drama = less insurance claims filed against the club = more beer = YAY!

also, more pregnancies but that's always been a societal thing

At 12/24/14 01:28 AM, AnonOfCali wrote:

At 12/24/14 01:25 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/24/14 01:24 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: you better be seeing trenchcoat men out the window or you dont have shit

wtf does the Postal Dude have anything to do with disability

hes the one who fucked ur mum and gave you the retard gene lmalo

it is you who the retard my son from the future, for i only had two fathers but never a mother,

No'eth, You

at first it was just gonna be some crazy axe weilding guy but it's apparent it's an MS pIant version of baby bowser in the sands of time universe

with a battle vest and a hatchet

still looks cool though

At 12/24/14 01:24 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: you better be seeing trenchcoat men out the window or you dont have shit

wtf does the Postal Dude have anything to do with disability

Yo fuck bacon

At 12/24/14 01:17 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 01:12 AM, Voltage wrote:

Why do forums have to be so complicated?

Really, it's just math and ratios. It's why fantasy football is the shit among football fans right now.

Actually, fuck it, I don't even know why I made that chart about that shit. I just wanted to try and equivocate basketball stats to forum stats.

At 12/24/14 01:13 AM, CiviLies wrote:

At 12/24/14 01:03 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:50 AM, Voltage wrote:

@monster-64, who actually has improved; so far, Kendrick Perkins and Dusty Rhodes are behind monster-64 for "worst existence in a sport ever"

What do you mean by "worst existence in a sport"? Excuse me if it's obvious.

Don't worry, i don't think you're the worst existence in anything. Let's all set aside our differences and hug it out.

Oh don't get me wrong, I don't think monster-64 is the worst existence of anything either - hopefully monster-64 understands that there's a reason Kendrick Perkins and Dusty Rhodes are the epitome of "worst existence in a sport" - namely, basketball and commentary (basically NG BBS):

Kendrick Perkins, Kendrick Perkins, Kendrick Perkins, Kendrick Perkins, and... Kendrick Perkins!

Dusty Rhodes: "He got a bicycle he got a bicycle!"

At 12/24/14 01:10 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: "I [CENSORED] My Way Out of a DUI is a single serving fantasy from Autumn Cole’s 101 Naughty Stories to Read When You’re Alone series.

I can't tell if you're making these up at this point.

If you aren't, holy shit. I am so glad I don't read books anymore.

At 12/24/14 01:03 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What do you mean by "worst existence in a sport"? Excuse me if it's obvious.

just the sport of "sport" in general?

Let me explain "Forum Sport" and how we generally all see users.

I wish I could just top it off like koopahermit wants me to, but it's like this. You have:
'Post Quality Ratio,' 'Troll Quality Ratio,' 'Humor Quality Ratio,' and 'Forum Presence Ratio.' One could have a poor PQR, TQR, and HQR but a great FPR and it's why you're welcomed at a community. Look at @Wegra and @Conal. I think it's safe to say that while their PQR are interchangeably lukewarm (like Richard Jefferson as point-guard in the NBA), their forum presence makes them great and interesting.

However, your PQR/TQR/HQR/FPR (on a scale of 1 through 10) are like dipping under a 0.8; but your FPR is like a 5. So while you're not as fucking terrible as Kendrick Perkins, and you're not as inane and impossible to understand as Dusty Rhodes, you're at least funny every 1 out of 10 posts and your forum presence helps out.

Granted, you can't take one for the team like all-stars @superghandi64 and @BrenTheMan who are (arguably) straight 10s, but you've improved and that's all that matters.

@Koopahermit, I like to think of you as a 6.2/7.0/6.5/8.9. You're like the Larry Byrd of Newgrounds.

At 12/24/14 01:00 AM, Sekhem wrote: go to literally anywhere in asia

and people are very much aware the "rich and famous" lifestyle of the average american is also one that has historical relevance in that we end up raping, murdering, and controlling any resource within our viewable distance

I'd love to see a legitimately kind foreigner welcoming me to their village for festivities where they're not trying to rob me of my sneakers and beat me to death if I don't transport their drugs for them

also sekhem, you're aware it's the 21st century and Japan doesn't have any more samurais, right?

At 12/24/14 12:37 AM, Mantinziza wrote: Yes thats why I stated in the above rant that I AM LEAVING

lmao, good luck with leaving with English as your main language - I can tell you the UK is a watered down skinny version of America where the people there are absolutely ok with being on life-support thanks to the Queen

as for any other country, Americans aren't well regarded, and are generally considered thoughtless and poisonous to their communities. @GoryBlizzard's explanation on gentrification actually supports the whole "fuck any outsiders" idea when it comes to immigrants entering their country.

At 12/24/14 12:41 AM, Sectus wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:39 AM, koopahermit wrote: The only website that deserves being raided is Kongregate. Because they is teh sux.

Stop encouraging people to raid random websites.

The stupid is strong in this one.

Actually, Kongregate isn't random, and if it was the raid to end all raids... I'd join. Because fuck Kongregate and fuck the fact going there once actually resulted in the death of my computer in 2006.

At 12/24/14 12:51 AM, Laughingbox wrote: Something about Conan getting hacked and Newgrounders getting banned left and right. Dang, when was that?

Uh, 2004?

Oh you mentioned Conal. I don't care about Conal. Sorry bro, you just gotta know your dick is just not rancid enough for my saliva yet.

At 12/24/14 12:37 AM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:36 AM, koopahermit wrote: At least Wegra's threads are more tolerable than TheGameChanger's? Wegra's actually have some creativity behind it and I mean this in the most offensive way possible.

He just posted another thread (as in Wegra).

wow I didn't know a thread existed for this exact problem I am having

Really, my problems rest with 5 things:
@TheGoldenMonty being the only c*** to bump the same fucking thread from 9 years
@TheGamechanger's one thread of "video game showdowns" (at least I'm assuming he made the thread)
@monster-64, who actually has improved; so far, Kendrick Perkins and Dusty Rhodes are behind monster-64 for "worst existence in a sport ever"
--- Hanes X-Temp ads, they're actually kind of intrusive
--- The lack of the old drop down menu for an artist's other animations/games

wegra, for our sanity can you stop posting threads? holy shit

I mean your situation BLOWS [sic] but the thing is we don't all SUCK

no my friend, it is a choice, it is a freedom to do a 69 whilst double crossing one's girlfriend, but all true warriors must strive for one major thing:

dinner