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At 12/26/14 06:53 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: The internet in human form.... the most stupid, random, horny, genius ever...

or the most limp idiot in the room? you decide!

me and @NGPulp work simultaneous, we'll 3D yall through a table.

At 12/26/14 07:19 AM, MrApophis wrote:

At 12/26/14 07:05 AM, renejohn wrote: Happy Holidays Everyone :D

Thanks, also your first post o.o

I was thinking the same thing

At 12/26/14 09:09 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: alrighty

shit yurgen where did you find that one? that must be the original image

Newgrounds should have a food challenge at every Pico Day and it should be just a hardcore food challenge of epic proportions, the winner's meal and medical bill paid by @TomFulp as a congratulations for proving that they are the champion of the Manwich over at NG

Also monster-64, Matt Stonie can put that man vs food guy to shame. Little asian dude that'll chomp through like 5 pounds of meat in 30 minutes

At 12/25/14 06:48 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'm under impressed.......

me as well

Mostly in the ring, but maybe in the bed for those mighty sexual threesomes - who is your forum teammate/tag partner/weird doppleganger, what is your special move, and who is your greatest tag team enemy?

At 12/25/14 05:57 AM, Radaketor wrote: @TomFulp
How close are we from reality?

Apparently TomFulp's dick and mine are identical twins but his is +1% larger

Damn you Tom! You and your fracking greatness!

At 12/26/14 03:43 AM, ZE13 wrote: you don't understand my pain

lol, you don't understand my pain either, happy, making money one day then:

SNAPPING MY FUCKING ANKLE IN TWO PLACES, CHANGING MY LIFE FOR THE NEXT THREE TO TWELVE MONTHS (possibly longer), BEING SURGICALLY FIXED WITH METAL AND THE WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE FOR 4 DAYS, AND TAKING OPIOID MEDICATIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS AND FEELING MENTALLY/PHYSICALLY USELESS

I deserve a fucking medal, $20000, a robot ankle, and chinese food for life. Am I getting that? FUCK NO. I'm getting like 75% of what I just said.

At 12/26/14 04:40 AM, ZE13 wrote: I am meg from family guy

Nobody is Meg from Family Guy, ZE13

At 12/26/14 03:55 AM, Sectus wrote: Do you happen to have an idea how the DJ system would work? Do you have candidates in mind for selection, or can anyone apply for it?

I feel like DJs should not be qualified and it should just be its own automated thing that plays tracks. However the system should also analyze under 5 minutes, 2.5 stars+. It'd be kinda neat to "vote" as well because I've noticed audio tracks have very few votes and allows more proper voting and proper audio rotation

I vote in favor of a hip hop and easy listening next @BrenTheMan ;)

Another sex simulation meets news headlines that's all this gonna be

At 12/26/14 03:14 AM, Piper wrote: And to prove to myself that this is the end, I taped this over our wedding video. Good-bye, Homie!

tears roll down face, roll credits

and ZE13 you're aware you can't legally do this without release forms, right? you can get sued for that kinda shit

$xx.xx is the correct 'grammar' of money, so if you have $.02 you have 2 cents. The cents symbol not being "readily available" on the keyboard means jack though I can tell you reading something as $0.04 is better than 4¢.

At 12/24/14 06:37 PM, Teddiikun wrote: I really hate when the internet gets on Facebook

Seriously, that shit is annoying

yes and people that don't belong on the internet start sharing shit they should not share

At 12/25/14 11:18 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 12/25/14 03:45 AM, Voltage wrote:

holy shit, for real? do you think Banta Claus will come to town and stuff TheGamechanger up his ass for the next year and hibernate and give us some relief? It might just give me a reason to look forward to Christmas again

Fuck yeah. Generally Banta's festive holiday bans last till around New Years, but apparently Banta no longer bans shitty users, but instead poops down their chimneys.

the real question is, why did Banta have to take a shit down your chimney FUNKbrs? Why does Wegra still post shitty threads, where is he to complain about Banta's Christmas holiday stuffers?

At 12/24/14 10:28 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Here's how it goes: I don't want there to be any threads on the first page tomorrow that don't have the word Christmas in the title. Get cracking people

who are you, wadefulp? that's just not happening, but assuming we really get bored or busy by our shit tomorrow you won't see it

At 12/24/14 09:06 PM, ZE13 wrote:

At 12/24/14 08:53 PM, KevinButtchin wrote: His brother said that book was a lie. Do you think his brother is lying or telling the truth?? Let me know.

I HOPE SO.

No, the writer comes from a very rough generation. If at all, some instances were "lessened" while some were dramatized, like the stabbing scene. The emphasis on characters may also be more or less dramatized depending on the circumstance and scene.

For instance, my aunt was treated very roughly by my grandfather. She was thrown across the room and had her head smashed off a toilet enough to break the seat and she was told she had to fix it. No lie. I seriously do not lie about this story.

Another happened around my generation, where my cousin had her wrist broken by one of her step brothers and her mother accused her of lying. She didn't see a doctor for a couple weeks.

There are very rough households, America probably has a few that are really fucking terrible and they can be anyone - even your neighbor.

At 12/25/14 04:16 AM, Necroionutwiz wrote: i dont like people that make fun of the hollydays >:C

to be fair I've seen maybe 3 good christmas animations over the last 11 years, so its no surprise

oddly enough I am not usually here for christmas every year though

At 12/25/14 04:08 AM, Necroionutwiz wrote: Christmas is all about

if I could zero bomb your picture right now for making me actually find this animation, I would and I would do it before and after midnight by using a time machine

At 12/25/14 12:11 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 12/24/14 11:40 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 12/24/14 11:33 PM, Shauna wrote: I'm impressed with two items to be honest. The box was worth it for me. The spectrometer and hex bug are AWESOME.

for 14 bucks a month? no thanks I have better things to waste my money on.

I didn't buy a subscription ya dork.

Correct to Shauna, but I see your point Tony - my roommate gets lootcrates and its the same stupid shit; it's different but yeah, the same shit. It's like useless objects #1 #2 and #3; neat object #1; cool thing #1 and 'awesome' thing #1. It's like a formula for a kid's vending machine that comes in the mail.

But Tony, re-read - a "$50 lootcrate to VSauce" is the giftbasket here. I'll hold my rant for the bottom of my post.

At 12/24/14 09:18 PM, Feelbone wrote: i got excited at first but then i realized that vsauce is an actual group and not an acronym for vinesauce, shame

I don't blame you.

At 12/24/14 08:44 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 12/24/14 08:32 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Guess I live under a rock or something cuz I dont know what any of this stuff is or the significance behind it

VSauce is a communicator for science outreach who makes videos for children in the same vein as Bill Nye the science guy. Kind of like IFuckingLoveScience but less lowbrow.

He has a YouTube channel.

No, he not in the same vein for Bill Nye the Science Guy. Bill Nye talks about science and cool shit and does it in a way that doesn't reek of some pseudo-intellectual with a metrosexual personality and a penchant for fast cuts to hide the fact he has no inherent idea of what he's talking about. Bill Nye actually probably fits the bill for the last part of that description, but even my 24 year old friend eats up VSauce1 through 3.

I'll be honest @Shauna, while I think the internet is cool it also opens up the whole commercialism aspect of it all and I would not buy the stuff that comes in the loot crate. The hex spider and Tetris multi-tool seem neat, but I dunno if it's really truly worth a $50 tag.

At 12/24/14 09:43 PM, Avery wrote: Im going to drnik coffee and eggnog until my heart gives up on me.

merry fucking christmas you motherfucker

ps fuck you!

merry christmas though

V

At 12/25/14 03:59 AM, NGPulp wrote: Dumb things are all I can think of with MS Paint.

oh shit its andross

at least i think it is, it's andross through stained glass? 5/5

At 12/25/14 03:56 AM, Piper wrote: A part of me wants to force myself to love it. That will be my mission.

I'm this way about marshmallow fluff, can't stand it on a PB- sandwich

Now what I can't fucking stand is cauliflower, hard carrots, squash, or most types of fruit. I can't stand the texture of most fruits.

But vegetables are awesome.

At 12/25/14 03:54 AM, NGPulp wrote: I think it'll help. Just cheer yourself up and try not to crucify yourself.

well, even if you do, people are there to sing along with for some reason.

At 12/25/14 03:49 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Jews ain't got nothin' on me, son.

YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN cut the jew magic bro

At 12/24/14 02:15 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 12/24/14 11:35 AM, Feelbone wrote: buy me dinner first

what are you, homeless?

well their avatar is Mamimi so it's safe to assume Feelbone is a teenager who's (seems) homeless

At 12/25/14 03:45 AM, Cordyceps wrote: We all bought each other booze so we're all exactly where we started

see you in 3 days

shit you not, one moment your icon had no santa hat then it was back

what kind of jew magic are you using this christmas? is what you're drinking kosher?

At 12/25/14 03:44 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 12/25/14 03:34 AM, Loki wrote: it's sad because 95.1% of the current BBS has never heard of Banta Claus.

Banta and his festive holiday bans, rewarding all the good users on the BBS by banning all the idiots off the forums... I mean, it's an ancient tradition really.

holy shit, for real? do you think Banta Claus will come to town and stuff TheGamechanger up his ass for the next year and hibernate and give us some relief? It might just give me a reason to look forward to Christmas again

At 12/24/14 08:53 PM, Feelbone wrote: the poster art looks nice, but thats where the positives end

correct - also, the metascore for the film next to its rating is a 48/100

so far, two pairs of shorts, a christmas card from an NGer, and a projector

so far I've given these two gifts: Me showering and a whole 12 pack of Surge (yes, me showering is actually more difficult than you guys probably imagine it to be)

things are looking up