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At 12/28/14 06:37 PM, Makakaov wrote: I have noticed that one of my upper fangs is noticeably sharper than the other one. Does this mean I'm only half carnivore?

you are scum, hardly worthy of eating anything at all. stop eating food, only logical answer

if you're not into pink eyes, don't even attempt the brown eyes

your friendly neighborhood eyes expert

ZE13 I dont think you're qualified to wonder what happened to newgounds.

At 12/29/14 01:17 AM, AboboJoe wrote: Like Voltage is any better?

At 12/29/14 01:36 AM, someaveragechap wrote: And OP, I don't think you're an idiot. Just a little boastful. And maybe a bit of follow the leader since @Voltage did a rare soda thread already. :P

no hating on Voltage, I already got the low-down on Surge. The puns here are phenomenal.

Livewire's not bad once in awhile, and I dunno if you couldn't find Livewire in Maine or what the deal was but we got that stuff here. It isnt that rare. Surge is tough to find but once again not quite rare.

That was more or less a brag thread I had

At 12/28/14 02:59 PM, KevinButtchin wrote:

At 12/28/14 06:31 AM, Voltage wrote: Guess who doesn't give a fuck!

kinda messed up. there were people on that plane man.

there are also lots of other people you don't actually know, the worse thing is that's like a few million people a year that die. that's kinda messed up, those were a lot more people you also didn't care about man.

At 12/28/14 06:38 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 12/28/14 06:18 AM, Voltage wrote: +5 stars for using wrestling terminology

Triple H buried me once because i botched a top turnbuckle spot.

What do i get?

you get a spot in the all new Botchamania, congrats champ!

all money goes to Maffew though because he's a fucking asshole

At 12/28/14 06:33 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:

At 12/28/14 06:31 AM, Voltage wrote: Guess who doesn't give a fuck!

is it you?

it's more likely the people that didn't care to realize the plane was missing!

so yes kinda partially

At 12/27/14 04:37 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Does this person use NG or is it another social site? Or maybe e-mail, AIM or skype....

don't kid yourself someaveragechap, nobody uses email or aim anymore

At 12/28/14 05:53 AM, PyroGreg wrote: Steam's been up the entire time

Oh yeah, and fuck Sony

#edge

Guess who doesn't give a fuck!

At 12/28/14 04:24 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I'm fucking serious.

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

This is a literal question. I want you to fucking answer me.

And since I'm using this stern tone, I think you know what I'm talking about. Don't play games with me.

Confess!

I'm wondering why my life sucks so fucking much, why I had to slip on ice and screw up everything as I lay in bed taking my next dose of Vicodin; feeling like eating this entire bottle, because I don't know what the future holds for me

But that'd be a waste of a bottle of Vicodin

XwaynecoltX getting 2 votes? HARDLY ENOUGH!

At 12/28/14 04:48 AM, ZJ wrote: @Zachary during my face run and @Grub-Xer0 after my heel turn.

+5 stars for using wrestling terminology

At 12/27/14 03:20 AM, Necroionutwiz wrote:

At 12/27/14 03:18 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/27/14 03:14 AM, Necroionutwiz wrote: i dont has one D: forever alone

I choose @JGZilla98

i dont even know who that is >_>

He's basically a lesser you, with one less fan.

put it this way, you're Shawn Michaels AKA HBK and he's Marty Jeanetty AKA that other guy from the Rockers that didn't become that famous.

At 12/27/14 03:17 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 12/27/14 03:11 AM, Voltage wrote:
that is the worst amalgamation of names I have seen yet, grimthareaper

what about like "The Subliminal Reapers" or "Grim Viruses" or something

Go fuck your self........

you're just angry you didn't think of "Grim Scypher" sooner than me, the master of electrifying amalgamations and fusions

come on, you gotta admit that or you ain't homie

At 12/27/14 03:14 AM, Necroionutwiz wrote: i dont has one D: forever alone

I choose @JGZilla98

why on earth would you make a thread like this?

At 12/27/14 03:02 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 12/27/14 02:58 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/27/14 02:56 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: @ SubliminalVirus we tag team on the crazy shit
enemy is all the dumbass attention whores on here like @ Avery

@GRIMthaREAPER x @SubliminalVirus

AKA ThasubliminalGRIMREAPERvirus

that is the worst amalgamation of names I have seen yet, grimthareaper

what about like "The Subliminal Reapers" or "Grim Viruses" or something

At 12/27/14 02:56 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: @ SubliminalVirus we tag team on the crazy shit
enemy is all the dumbass attention whores on here like @ Avery

@GRIMthaREAPER x @SubliminalVirus x @Voltage

AKA Team Grim Scypher

At 12/27/14 01:53 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Not sure who would tag up with a veteran like me? I have won the belt with many partners before, looks like I will take another run at it.

Clearly, @thecheat is your best partner!!

At 12/26/14 09:55 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 12/26/14 09:52 PM, Voltage wrote: i used to not mind you until you used this fucking meme smiley

now, fuck you, and fuck snowy christmases

I feel like you said that exact thing to me not more than a month ago. Stick to yer guns, boy-o

I think I did, but I think it was an opinion but not the smiley. and I do, I am superglued to my guns like my middle name's megaman

At 12/26/14 09:51 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 12/26/14 09:49 PM, Voltage wrote: you may be sad to know my cock will make you gag for hours as I recently had a cilantro-infused dick surgery over the weekend.

I'm devastated.

me too, and I think I now have cancer since that operation was conducted by someone that called themselves a doctor. as a matter of fact, I think I was on cocaine instead of anesthesia too. My life sucks. :(

At 12/26/14 08:31 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Climate change is a myth. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

i used to not mind you until you used this fucking meme smiley

now, fuck you, and fuck snowy christmases

on-topic though, it actually cleared to a blue sky. I was very thrilled considering I hate any weather where it's icy or snowing now.

My roommate is constantly like "well we have leftovers" for like 4 days now because 2 people didn't show up to eat, it's like dude don't even make 8 tons of food for 7 people anyway when 14 pounds of food you've made is like way too much

fuck leftovers, I can only eat something recently cooked or regular bread

At 12/26/14 09:44 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I'll eat just about anything, but if it's got cilantro in it then I'll have second thoughts. If it has a LOT of cilantro in it, I will refuse to eat it. The taste of it is just revolting to me and has made me gag on occasions.

you may be sad to know my cock will make you gag for hours as I recently had a cilantro-infused dick surgery over the weekend. I needed photosynthesis to give me sugar, the ladyfriend and all this Surge is not filling its role.

At 12/26/14 09:42 PM, Bmwd wrote: NSFW

well, nothing like a strong black man fucking a Starbucks bitch in front of a toasty fire

At 12/26/14 06:59 PM, GingerGymnast wrote: Well, I made him a deal. I told him I would buy him and his dog lunch in exchange for a story of how he became homeless.

u so nice

At 12/26/14 08:05 PM, GingerGymnast wrote:

At 12/26/14 07:52 PM, 24901miles wrote:

Best Poster

@GingerGymnast seems to have all her ducks in a row, is mindful of grammar, is kind, and is a new user.

Awesome! Do I get another certificate of appreciation? lol

no idle discussion allowed here! but yes, I can make you one should you win

At 12/26/14 07:25 PM, leasheddemon wrote: I did something that upset my significant other, she hasn't spoken to me the entire day.

welcome to my world, you know you're doomed when she's going out with someone else behind your back on valentine's day

i don't think anything "ruined" my christmas, but my stepmother did not take any pictures. probably because who the fuck wants to remember their stepson with a broken ankle and their mother who can't hear or walk without help

yawn I'll take my women real and not over the damn top please

like Eva Marie is pretty hot, she reminds me of an actual Jean Grey