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At 1/15/15 02:46 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

At 1/15/15 08:42 AM, RandyRandom wrote: Well, Newground is at 11% of it's peak. Pretty sad.

In b4 @brentheman lectures internet trafficking 101

Newsflash, it doesn't take a genius to know where Newgrounds stands in the ranks of internet popularity

Daily time has gone up on the site and bounce rate goes up and down, but that doesn't mean very much

At 1/15/15 02:46 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 1/15/15 02:44 PM, Voltage wrote: who the fuck has ever said that

NGPulp and Radaketor actually.
Don't blow a fuse.

radaketor doesn't count, NGPulp is wrong

At 1/15/15 02:43 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: And they say my life is sitcom worthy.

who the fuck has ever said that

I know a girl named Carmen from the gym, she was once a guy. I liked her but now she dates a black dude. She's such a bitch now, she had my sister become a surrogate mother for their impotent anatomy.

At 1/15/15 01:39 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/15/15 01:29 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 1/15/15 09:52 AM, Sekhem wrote: don't even type a response

I've seen inbred rednecks sexier than your girlfriend

careful there. you might make him pull out the race card.

nope, i don't allow people to pull out race cards

At 1/15/15 11:34 AM, dem0lecule wrote: After so many years, Raab is still the same asshole who picks on new users. I guess some people never change.

raab has an excellent point though, sorry

At 1/15/15 09:52 AM, Sekhem wrote: don't even type a response

I've seen inbred rednecks sexier than your girlfriend

congratulations!

you're all equally ugly.

go home

At 1/15/15 09:32 AM, Sekhem wrote: don't insult my finances since you have literally no idea how i live (lavishly, by the way, and with a much better looking girl/face)

your finances, face, and woman mean shit to me, bruh

@xwaynecoltx are you still alive out there

it's me, Jesus

I'm not getting a response any time soon, fuck you and fuck this thread it made me sad

At 1/15/15 09:21 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 1/15/15 09:15 AM, Voltage wrote: egoraptor is arguably one of the net's most popular (and probably one of the richest) producers, he probably earns twentyfold your month's paycheck and doesn't give a fuck if he can't grow any facial hair

In terms of Youtube monies he's nowhere near the top. People like Pewdiepie supposedly net millions per year. If my adsense scales up to the kinds of views egoraptor's getting (which they don't, since he's partnered and I'm not) then he makes about as much as my monthly paycheck after the funds are all divvied up.

Granted that's mostly guesswork and its hardly fair to associate him with Newgrounds anymore anyway.

no cordyceps, you are very much incorrect because I said "arguably one of the net's most popular (and PROBABLY one of the richest) producers." never did I state "he is the god damn Rockefeller of YouTubia" I just stated he's likely around that margin with all the useless drivel he drives down the throats of 15 year old fanatics and ugly fat people that think anything on the internet deserves laughter.

and yes it is fair, because he wouldn't even know what "clicks" with his crowd and he would not make it on YouTube. it's simple as that. If that were the case I would bring what I did here to there and get a fuckton of views making useless madness shit for the adsense money like Gabriel Barsch. Adsense makes you money, but it's the fact you're a YT partner in the top 100 somewhere that gets you dough.

And Pewdiepie would not be using the microphone he uses if he was rich. Any man that wants a good microphone knows you are not going Blue with the money you have to spend. You're going Sennheiser

I hate how every Lily-livered pessimist from god-know's-where cries about "newgrounds rep this and that," look you fucking retard, if you don't like it so much and you use the site then STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT; and if you give a shit, make something, contribute, tell all your god damned friends, tell everyone on the internet, make shitty youtube protest videos that get 50 views, share every pointless NG facebook update, DO YOUR DAMN JOB YOU FREELOADING MINGEBAG

got me riled the fuck up now

At 1/14/15 11:22 PM, Raab wrote: great..... another fucking pony retard.

thank you so much raab

At 1/15/15 12:28 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 1/15/15 12:25 AM, FoAngel wrote: Egoraptor, clearly

do you think he's rich enough to get a forehead reduction for his girlfriend or a pack of razors from the dollar store to shave off his struggle facial hair

actually, laziness is a sign of true wealth

egoraptor is arguably one of the net's most popular (and probably one of the richest) producers, he probably earns twentyfold your month's paycheck and doesn't give a fuck if he can't grow any facial hair

At 1/15/15 06:47 AM, Jester wrote:

At 1/14/15 10:39 PM, argile wrote: Apparently Scott's making a 3rd games for FNAF. Could the lore for this series be that deep?

I'm sure he'll continue to make one every 3 months until people are no longer willing to pay for another handful of additions to a game based on jump scares

i cast your doubts into the toilet, *aspiew* i spit on your opinion with total disgust sir

now he has money to work with, and will be more popular than you

hear that jester

a christian is getting more tang than you

At 1/14/15 11:21 PM, Avery wrote: Scott's making a third game, what's the purpose for this one?

you should read scott's disclaimer on his actual website, scottgames.com, about what he says about fan-made services

At 1/14/15 11:55 AM, Bit wrote:

At 1/9/15 03:31 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 1/8/15 10:13 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: give me boobs pls

dayum gurl

here Bit, try your hand

I'm a bad person, going to hell, etc., etc.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/89f0733be0ce97de68513c215fc1bf09

wicked late response, but yes this is very much appropriate show that bitch some hand

YES

At 1/9/15 02:38 AM, solamander wrote: What happened here? Damn.

can I be the first to tell you bumping topics which turned into a retarded flame war is arguably one of the worst ways to necrobump topics

At 1/9/15 03:31 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: This better not turn out like Wade's "Find the Flashlight" orgy.

no, this thread is a sign of how much the NG community is degrading. It's more or less an experiment to test the waters for the new wave of gaynimations coming out.

i got you a tranny for your birthday civilies

she'll be arriving in parts on tuesday, selfish whore thought i was stuffing her into a box. but now it's easier this way

At 1/8/15 10:13 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: give me boobs pls

dayum gurl

here Bit, try your hand

"Someone that really wants attention and is willing to be a loudmouthed loser about it"

Yeah, no, not a fan of unequal dick-to-vagina ratios. Pucker up fellas, a hairy brown eye tastes a lot nicer with a few shots of Bourbon.

At 1/8/15 05:22 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Also I'm waiting for anyone to post human computers, which no one has yet posted, so other than Bit, the rest of you fail me. Bit, you get an A. Everyone else, see me after class.

I used a human computer once. She was real nice. I put my floppy disk in what I thought was her USB drive, she didn't like that very much. Like at all.

At 1/8/15 08:46 PM, Zachary wrote: *For anyone who is willing to work for it.
**Also, it's community college.

*** We swear the 2 years of college payments won't totally fuck your life over and get you financially stressed out

**** Promise!!

At 1/9/15 03:08 AM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: Anddd....How is this relevant?

when will you ever make a relevant + funny post

At 1/8/15 03:51 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: And here I thought you were and expert in this field. Boy did I wear my ass backwards today.

you've been option #3 to me for a very long time

Josh Blue shutting hecklers down = priceless

Nothing better than a man with cerebral palsy shutting down complete assholes

It's almost better than a really bland user having a good smart ass comment to say to a forum troll and it gets them to leave

@T3XT, we aren't WebMD

if you have a problem, the best 3 things we can suggest:

- Self immolation
- Find Jesus
- Kill the person that annoys you