Fucking hell how did a guy who looks as freakish as that bag 9 wives and an under-age girl?

At 10/29/09 12:25 AM, LardLord wrote:
And that's when I climb off the bewildered and drunken woman, put on my clothes. and drive home with that sinking feeling in my stomach that participating in such an act again would be a humiliation beyond the capability of words to describe.

This is what i'm expecting for my first time

Falcon Punch is one of the worst quotes imo

Y'know what, a few years ago that might have shocked me but thanks to the wonderful world of the internet i am numbed to things like this now

That is slightly disgusting in so many ways

I agree that it is much better if you're older, but it really is as good as it sounds. Sure you have to have heart-ache in the end but it is so worth it when it lasts

I would have to say Max Payne

I like 2 Metallica songs and thats it (Maiden head for life)

God, yeah i remember playing games on cartoon network when i was younger (and when cartoon network was in its golden years)

I have to agree with Steel about this one... i did also see the concrete thing aswell where they sowed his face together after

My first date was when i was 17 (yeah i know) we went to a local park in a massive field and we sat on a bench that over looked the field where after a very strange conversation i sucked ice cream from her fingers and we cudled for a bit before going to the shop to get enough food for a semi picnic and after eating some food on the floor of a field where i was also treated to some secret fan service (look it up) i decided to pluck up enough courage to kiss her, which then led to making out down an alley which did include alot of neck kissing from me and small but very erotic moans from her (where we had to stop every few minutes to let some people pass by us) for about an hour she let me feel her up (another first for me) and we continued to find small areas away from the public eye to make out as we walked home. she dumped me 3 days after

The moral of the story is i am one of the worst cocksmens in the world for getting all this stuff (first kiss first date first grope) when i was 17

I can't see how people are suprised with this image

Get Smart was VERY suprisingly funny

Birthdays now just seem like any other boring days when you get older (my 18th is coming up in a few months and i am more excited about taking a shit)

I have been hearing nothing but praise about this film and yet nothing in any trailers actually grabs me and makes me want to see it

Well i cant supply a picture of 4 fat guys but i must agree that the devilock is the most awesome hairdo

Its so much easier for stupid people to explain things with god rather than finding out what actually happens

Something about your post makes me think you got dumped because you cheated...

The worst thing you can do is go for the tongue on your first kiss dipshit, just start off slow with a short and tender kiss and slowly move foward from there (not at that time but in the future) and it really should be in a more private setting if you want it to count i would just get used to a peck (pun there) on the mouth in a public place WITH PEOPLE WATCHING

First of all i dont think its a good idea to knock Dr. Who seeing as it has been on tv for around 46 years (thank you wikipedia) and secondly the general idea behind The Mighty Boosh is the fact that it uses stupid humor and ridiculous settings to make people laugh, and even though it might not be your particular thing it doesnt mean others cant enjoy it too

Wow he looks so gay that im almost scared he would rape me

At 7/31/09 05:39 AM, Qwazal wrote:

At 7/31/09 05:37 AM, Chillee wrote: Guys getting raped?! HA!

Women aren't even able to fucking defend themselves. Get over yourself. When will I be able to meet a nice, respective man in my life? One who would actually have RESPECT for women?!

YOUR A STUPID FUCKING BEASTARD!!

those statements screamed my boyfriend broke up with me

add after he raped me (turns out she was shit in bed even when she was getting raped) and im sure you're spot on

I think a LOT of people on here need to chill the fuck out and look into it a bit deeper because as it turns out the only reason they are replacing the voice actors is because FOX couldnt come up with the stupid salary they all wanted so maybe this thread should flame the actors for asking for a stupid amount of money per episode

ok here is my confession to the "club" i am a closet furry. I have never and am never going to wear any items suggesting i am a furry but furry porn can be quite hot and i have been thinking alot about it recently (after playing lets meow meow ((fucking internet)) alot) and my fantasy is to have a girl dress up as a cat with full cat ears and tail and purring (it sounds really hot for a woman to do) so there we go i think i am a furry fan

I had a really good one (the top thread title was creepy things you did as a kid and under it was one called micheal jackson is laughing at this) but i cant get it into a format that i can post... I fail at interwebs :(

Ok fillin it out now

Well thats karma at work for trying to fuck with the natural order of things

It would have to be either Gantz or Naruto depending on my mood

Wow where did you actually meet him?

At 5/20/09 02:58 AM, Viper-Studios wrote:
I was actually googling for peoples opinions of fingering a girls ass and that site came up and you can read other srticles on the bottom and the titles got me curious.

fuck me you were bored