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Topic: Hey There Deli- Kirsty. (nsfw)

Posted: 03/08/09 04:31 PM

Forum: General

At 3/8/09 04:13 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Are genital warts really STI only?
Herpes, for instance, is an STI and a lot of people have it orally (at the lips) and it can spread genitally by contact. (for instance hand first onto a cold sore and then spreading it to the genital area by accident)

Anywho, warts is papilloma and this may evolve into a horrible dead to your ex. Hear, she may die horribly in a few weeks. Rejoice!

I think genital warts doesn't get stopped by a condom.

I may be wrong though. I dont really feeling like looking it up.


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Topic: British Anti-Marijuana Ad

Posted: 03/03/09 12:53 AM

Forum: General

At 3/3/09 12:47 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: panic attacks? who the fuck gets panic attacks from smoking wed

Alot of people.

I really just get relaxed.


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Topic: A package!! omg

Posted: 02/14/09 10:40 AM

Forum: General

...

Damn you Poozy...This far..>.>


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Topic: Bringing your NG icon to school

Posted: 02/13/09 03:57 PM

Forum: General

I is here to fix yer toilets


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Topic: Should I try weed?

Posted: 02/08/09 02:29 AM

Forum: General

Seriously though, try it.

Its going to be decriminalized soon anyways. It hit the ballot for a few places and passed, Mi is now doing medical use...As well as a few cities where its decriminalized.


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Topic: Should I try weed?

Posted: 02/06/09 10:06 PM

Forum: General

DO IT.

SRS.

YOU WILL BE ADDICTED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU WILL HAVE A CRACK ITCH WHEN YOU AREN'T SMOKING, AND YOU MIGHT GO INSANE.

Srs.

Do it.


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Topic: Ice flow!

Posted: 02/05/09 10:54 PM

Forum: General

At 2/5/09 10:31 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Oh Jesus....

Extremely appropriate facepalm actually...

Its from The Mighty Boosh, which is coming to Adult Swim sometime soon...


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Topic: Ice flow!

Posted: 02/05/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

Ice flow nowhere to go
Ice flow nowhere to go
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra

They call him the shrew,
Arms in short,
Then with the claw

Whiteness,
Nothingness,
Endlessness
Death

The whiteness of the
Pales in comparison
Oh my god!
Who the hell are you?

I'm little Johnny Frostbite moving around
Freezin' you up freezing you down
Like an icicle
Comin' in your tent like a cold night scissor bite
Arctic death
Infinite night

They call me tundra boy because
I move like an arctic lizzard
When the Blizzard strikes
I disappear like a pipedream
All that's left is the gleam
Of a tent peg

Boosh, Boosh, Stronger than a moose
Don't lock your doors or we'll come through your roof top
Stop look around take your mind off the floor
Because The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit RAW!

Ice, flow, nowhere to go
Ice, flow, nowhere to go
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaaa!


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Topic: how big is the house you live in?

Posted: 02/03/09 11:01 PM

Forum: General

78ftx32(?)ft.

I lives in a mobile. Hehe.

Although, I do live in the nicest park. Better be, charging around 600 for rent >.>


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Topic: How many of you can admit

Posted: 02/02/09 06:18 PM

Forum: General

I DONT HAVE A LIFE!

I'm hoping that changes soon though. I gotta get approved for a student loan and then TRUCKIN TIME.

More not having a life, BUT WITH DRIVING.


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Topic: Mighty Boosh fan club!

Posted: 02/01/09 11:20 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

BOOSH!!

I love this show.

I just started watching it on teh Veoh. Currently only 7 eps in...


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Topic: Zombies =/= The Infected.

Posted: 02/01/09 06:41 PM

Forum: General

At 2/1/09 06:29 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Too many people are getting this crap confused because of movies like Resident Evil, and games like Left 4 Dead.

Looks like you were saying Resident Evil is the reason why people are getting their shit confused

" Examples of this are Grindhouse Presents Planet Terror and 28 Weeks Later. The Infected has 1 major flaw; In most movies, they say it's a virus. Yet instead of going around infected other people, the infected kill.

Still, looks like you are saying that Resident Evil is Zombies.

Sorry, if I fucked up the quoting stuff. I suck at that.

And, I did mention Resident Evil alongside the word movies there, I know they have movies. Spawned off a video game. The only good one is the first.


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Topic: Zombies =/= The Infected.

Posted: 02/01/09 06:34 PM

Forum: General

Learn.

Your.

Shit.

Resident Evil is a game, first off.

They are not zombies, they are the infected. They have been infected by the T-Virus. I don't think anyone in the games, or the movies, ever mention zombies. If they do, FUCK. SO WOULD I.

And I don't know jack about left 4 dead, so I'm not gonna say anything.


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Topic: How to invite your entire school...

Posted: 01/30/09 06:03 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 05:25 PM, Rehcsleoh wrote: So about 15 friends and I are planning to have a rave in our school parking lot. we already bought huge ass speakers and a friend of ours is an ameture DJ, so we're good on that.

We just need to invite the whole school.

We were going to do the "dump flyers down the main stairwell" thing, but we relised that the administration will find out about it that way, and its not exactly allow what we are doing.

So how does one go about inviting an entire school to an event without the administration or cops finding out?

You're doing this in your school parking lot too?

Well, sadly, there will always be a rat. You cannot invite the entire school without someone ratting to the administrators. The administrators could act immediately, or show up and expel anyone who is there, as they are doing something that you said was illegal. If you are caught doing illegal activities on school grounds, its enough for expulsion.

Now, I went to an 89 student school, so doing this wouldn't be hard, but everytime anyone tried to do anything, the teachers knew immediately. Stuff like this is a bit hard to do.


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Topic: Me. Want. Now.

Posted: 01/28/09 11:44 PM

Forum: General

Anyone happen to notice that they answer like, ANY question asked to them about their product. Theres one there that says "This snack food is disgusting. Why do you hate mexicans?" To which they replied "Huh?"


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Topic: I Hate Snowmen

Posted: 01/27/09 10:03 PM

Forum: General

I had a snowman in my yard topping 8ft+


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Topic: Post a pic of your pet

Posted: 01/27/09 09:55 PM

Forum: General

I has pic of my cat!
[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a 265/ZxSeph/DSCN1051.jpg[/IMG]

And theres another in my profile, of my other cat...yawning


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Topic: Slain toddler says "I love you"...

Posted: 01/27/09 09:26 PM

Forum: General

What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.

Thats just fucking horrible.


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Topic: Typos You Always Make

Posted: 01/27/09 11:10 AM

Forum: General

Ah, wait, I have a better typo.

This one was actually done on accident. I was going to make an account on an RO server, and was talking to my friend, and misspelled account, as acocunt.

Its kinda funneh, because of the Acolyte classes in RO being nicknamed aco's


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Topic: Typos You Always Make

Posted: 01/26/09 11:08 PM

Forum: General

I typo on purpose most of the time...I enjoy the way things sound when I read them aloud, but usually I actually pay attention to what I'm writing, and considering nothing I have done is ACTIVE text input, my backspace button is used ALOT.

But, my "favorite" typos would have to be switching letters around in words like...well...like. Leik is fun. I leik that word.

Also, Teim.

Basically small things leik that, and entirely on purpose.


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Topic: So the marines just called me...

Posted: 01/26/09 07:41 PM

Forum: General

At 1/26/09 07:39 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: lol what did ur last report card say? Cos they usually aim to recruit retards.

For grunt work probably. Theres ALOT of jobs in the military that require HIGH ASVAB scores, so they actually aim to recruit everybody they can.

My brother can make a nuclear bomb, yet he scored only a 72 on the ASVAB...so sad...


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Topic: So the marines just called me...

Posted: 01/26/09 07:38 PM

Forum: General

Did you take a test at school called the ASVAB?

My school FORCED that test on us...One student didnt take it, he got detention. Then, for a few months, I had recruiters calling me out the ass. I didn't want to join the military at all back then, so I just told them to stop calling me. Then I realized that joining the Air Force would be the SHIT, especially if I can get 85+ on my ASVAB, because then I can build and maintenance missiles, and have SS clearance basically.

Of course, I'm pretty fucking deaf, and they dont accept hearing aids. So, no military for me.

I would suggest the Air Force if you dont want to be deployed (alot of jobs there are non-deployment)

The last thing I would suggest is the Marines. EVERYONE I know that is joining doesn't want to go near them. Meh.


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Topic: Things you did while drunk

Posted: 01/26/09 07:23 PM

Forum: General

At 1/26/09 07:12 PM, reverend wrote: Drive

I used to do that alot. Not when I was shitfaced, but when I got drunk at a friends house ten miles away, I would then drive home. Its a straight shot, which is cool, but we also have the most awesome OAKLAND COUNTY police force out here, and they are ASSHOLES. Lots of money too...

Thankfully, I never got pulled over.

I also "took care" of two people I really didn't like in one vomit. This one girl who was the school gossiper (gossiping is just dumb..) was wearing this other girls sweater, the other girl was a kleptomaniac slut who stole alot of shit from alot of my friends. I ended up throwing up on the girl wearing the sweater, ruining the sweater. I do not recall doing this, but there are pictures...


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Topic: scatman john

Posted: 01/26/09 06:04 PM

Forum: General

At 1/26/09 06:01 PM, mastershake141 wrote:
At 1/26/09 05:58 PM, VitalNovix wrote:
At 1/10/09 07:51 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote:
At 1/10/09 07:49 PM, tiamat234 wrote:
scatman john...a legend that still alive
I think he will be mad at you for not making a correct sentence. A legend that still alive? What?
Thththe guguguy cocoucouldnt stststop stustustuttering.

Check his wiki. He could barely even talk. I've read that fact on a few sites. Thats why he was so good at scatting. So I dont think he would give a fuck if someone fugged up a sentence.
FUCK YOU Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.

OY! Fuck you!

I never said he wasn't a FUCKING GREAT artist, because he IS. Just replying to that dumbass post there with a small fact. In an asshole way.


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Topic: Show Newgrounds your...

Posted: 01/26/09 05:59 PM

Forum: General

At 1/26/09 05:42 PM, MoriChax wrote: Something creepy I own.

What IS that?


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Topic: scatman john

Posted: 01/26/09 05:58 PM

Forum: General

At 1/10/09 07:51 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote:
At 1/10/09 07:49 PM, tiamat234 wrote:
scatman john...a legend that still alive
I think he will be mad at you for not making a correct sentence. A legend that still alive? What?

Thththe guguguy cocoucouldnt stststop stustustuttering.

Check his wiki. He could barely even talk. I've read that fact on a few sites. Thats why he was so good at scatting. So I dont think he would give a fuck if someone fugged up a sentence.


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Topic: Show Newgrounds your...

Posted: 01/26/09 05:36 PM

Forum: General

I was almost expecting this to be it...

Obviously I was wrong.


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Topic: Show Newgrounds your...

Posted: 01/26/09 04:59 PM

Forum: General

Another stereo pic. This is under the right panel, its the main controls. I have too many records for the record bin to hold, so I just throw alot of junk that I have kept for leik 8 years in there.

I forgot to add, in that last one, the pink chair there, despite it being so pink, is GODLY. I have the choice of sitting in that or a rocking chair...So I choose the more cushioned one. Its fucking amazing.

Show Newgrounds your...


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Topic: Show Newgrounds your...

Posted: 01/26/09 04:46 PM

Forum: General

Ive been meaning to post this bastard on leik seven different sites.

Now its eight, so I decided, fuck it, ill steal my mums camera for two minutes.

This is leik, half of my room. The stereo is a 1960 Motorola Record player, and I modified the tape output to work with my computer. Damn old things. So, its also my computer speakers. xD. Sadly, one of the vaccuumm tubes sparked up, and now needs replacing. All I need is a JOB.

Theres one more pic, maybe I'll post it, if I remember o.o.

Show Newgrounds your...


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Topic: mom used my visa...

Posted: 01/26/09 02:51 AM

Forum: General

At 1/25/09 10:45 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote:
At 1/25/09 10:45 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Steal her visa, teach her the same fucking lesson.
ohhh i like that...

Yes, yes, use that.

Or, just straight up tell her that if you aren't paid back, you ARE reporting her, despite any consequences.

Or, enjoy your new fridge.


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