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At 1/3/14 09:48 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/3/14 09:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to punch someone in the face so hard they die.

Granted, you are currently on death row.

I wish owned a Wal-Mart

Granted, but it gets burned down.

I wish for a decent paying job that doesn't require anything tedious or ridiculous.

At the moment I have one tab open and guess which site it is.

I was about 9.5 from 2008-2009.

Seriously, when I look back to my earliest posts I just want to punch myself for being so nooby back then.

Probably not, because the chances are, a cure for cancer will cost a good fortune.

Most of the time I have 3 tabs opened: Newgrounds, YouTube, and some other site.

If I committed a mass shooting, my entire life would basically never be the same again. I'll be hunted down by the police for the rest of my life and that's only if I even manage to escape from them. Not to mention the guilt of knowing that I ended the lives of innocent people. I wouldn't even be able to live with myself.

Since my punishment would probably be death sentence if I get captured, I would choose to take my own life, that way I die by my own hands, and not by some injection needle containing poison.

Misleading title.

At first I thought the 15 officers were the ones on meth.

10.5

Breaking the scale.

Weast Coast is the best.

Ignore and walk away from them.

Being racist is their decision and I would prefer not to hear anything they have to say, since it mostly likely won't be pleasant to listen to anyways.

At 1/2/14 02:22 PM, LoccoDennis wrote:

At 1/2/14 02:06 PM, mechadude32 wrote: Ironically, those people are one and the same in most cases.

It's funny how it contradicts, to keep NG alive it needs a new stream of users, yet hate on every single account with less than x number of posts.

Apparently, the people who complain about NG dying make absolutely no effort to try to prevent it from happening. In fact, it's the contrary.

I only remember old YouTube without the annoying ads and Google+. Plus, the layout looked better.

Welcome to hell.

Hope you enjoy your stay.

At 1/2/14 12:43 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/2/14 12:35 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish there were more business owners who aren't assholes.

Granted, you are known as the last business asshole

I wish cancer did not exist

Granted, but in order for that to happen, all the cancers that currently exist in the world gets transferred to your body and you die.

I wish music this year won't suck.

This thread is so SHITTY I flushed it down the toilet.

One Erection.

A famous person dies at the end of the year.

What a way to wrap up this year.

Staying up past midnight has become something of a daily basis for me and I almost never face any issues with it, but that's mostly because I do it without their awareness.

I never wear one, so this doesn't apply to me.

Instead of complaining for it to stop, why not just wait for a day? I'm sure by tomorrow there will be no more new year threads.

I am not familiar with the meaning of the term "friends".

About 8 and a half hours left for me.

You're more than 8 hours too early to make this thread.

Discriminations.

Welcome to the reality of life as some of the people who replied above me have mentioned.

Kitchen knife.

In terms of edged weapons, I'd say this is about the most efficient one I got.

A plastic knife.

Fear me!

Burger King and McDonalds.

Use the entire state as my exercise track.

"Is heaven nice and comfortable?"