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At 12/2/14 09:56 PM, sxycatwomanvampire21 wrote: why is incest illegal and why does netflix suck?

Is it because you touch yourself at night?

At 12/1/14 11:22 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 12/1/14 11:20 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Skulls don't need to wear Santa hats.

Gasp! Blasphemer
skulls are the best kind of santa hat wearers due to the fact that santa is a skelly covered by a big fat guy who breaks into your house every year but instead of stealing your shit he gives you more crap that you dont have room for

Well, the skull in my user icon is too big and takes up the entire image. Even if it wore a Santa hat, you wouldn't be able to see it.

Skulls don't need to wear Santa hats.

I personally like "NekoMika" more than "SCTE3", only because I just can't stand names with numbers in them. Just my own preference though.

At 12/1/14 10:22 PM, sxycatwomanvampire21 wrote: i like my grandpa , family is important

2/10

If only it wasn't so blurry.

At 11/30/14 08:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/30/14 08:54 AM, VJF wrote: Wouldn't that be Mount Poo?

You'd still be doomed if you were ever faced with it, wouldn't you?

You'd be in a pretty shitty situation, right?

At 11/30/14 08:46 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

At 11/30/14 08:42 PM, sxycatwomanvampire21 wrote: i rate this a high 5 out 10 penises

Pikachu is pretty cool

9/10

Looks cool.

Purchase a bicycle.

Spend the remaining on whatever else you need.

At 11/29/14 12:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/29/14 12:42 PM, Vinnyy wrote: What makes you think you'll regret answering a simple, straight-up question?

Have I been around this place too long? Do I see dick references in everything?

Can you please get your mind out of the gutter?

At 11/29/14 12:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

How "hot" do you want your hotdogs?

Will I regret answering this?

What makes you think you'll regret answering a simple, straight-up question?

Congrats, winners!

Good work to all!

Meh...I'm not much of a turkey person myself.

At 11/29/14 09:35 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/29/14 09:32 AM, Synnxile wrote: dost thou not comprehend the length of thee shlong dong? -eats a hotdog-

Where have you got that hotdog from?

How "hot" do you want your hotdogs?

Public latrines.

What can beat that?

At 11/29/14 09:34 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I blame Synnxile for not knowing the difference between Pico and Piconjo.

I blame NewgroundsMike for distinguishing between the two.

Welcome to hell.

Please enjoy your stay.

Happy Birthday, SevenSeize!

I've volunteered to help set up a yard sale. Nothing too big.

Sit back and think about how I got myself into the situation and try to, if possible, come up with a solution to deal with the problem.

At 11/28/14 09:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/28/14 07:36 AM, ChazDude wrote:

At 11/27/14 06:49 PM, fieldertiger wrote:
I blame ChazDude for not realizing that I don't live in Europe.

I blame fieldertiger for the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

I blame ChazDude for this not happening to humans.

I blame NewgroundsMike for blaming ChazDude.

At 11/27/14 01:34 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote: Granted. The world becomes so bored because everything is perfect and there is nothing to sort out, so everything returns back to normal.
I wish for candy.

Granted, but you're highly allergic to candies now.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

At 11/26/14 03:09 PM, ManDeep wrote: Hey guys how do i become like Naruto?

Wear a forehead protector, dye your hair blond, and love ramen.

Thank you, winners!

You've brought us some good stuff!

Duke Vaelwalker.

It's all clear here in New York. Other than a little frost, we haven't received anything serious yet.

The Animator vs Animation and Madness Combat series.

At 11/27/14 02:48 PM, VJF wrote:
Why do we have to be revolutionaries to not do what we are supposed to do?

Who said only revolutionaries can refuse to do their jobs?

At 11/27/14 10:39 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 11/27/14 09:53 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: You. You seem to stalk me for quite some time now, I kinda want to know what you're like.

So (to everyone), what are you like?

I'm just your average Joe, but my name is Bob, and I'm not your uncle.

If you could transport any inanimate object back in time, what would you transport, and to what time?

A TV back to the Middle Ages, so our medieval ancestors can experience modern technology.

Would you rather travel 100 years back to the past or to the future?

I'd like to see him interview himself.

At 11/27/14 09:54 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/26/14 04:35 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 11/26/14 01:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I blame Cyberdevil for making me bump into my post limit all the time.

I blame NewgroundsMike for my computer lag.

I blame Vinnyy for thinking his computer could ever be shittier than mine.

I blame NewgroundsMike for trying to gain sympathy by talking about his "shitty" computer.