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Response to: what would you do if.... Posted 18 minutes ago in General

I don't even have a school ruler.

Anyways, I'd kick him in the balls.

Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted 14 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 07:32 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 12/28/14 03:43 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I blame Vinnyy for butt acne. (I recommend that you don't Google Image that)

I blame TheGamechanger for my face acne.

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 19 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 01:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 12/28/14 01:42 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
At 12/28/14 01:41 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
What fun would life be without that?
Isn't there a bunch of free games on this sight to kill your time?
Have you ever tried to do that with Internet Explorer?

Does it work on Chrome?

Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted 19 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 02:24 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I blame NewgroundsMike for ganging up on someaveragechap with his entire posting crew.

I blame SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 for not supporting someaveragechap.

Response to: The most beutiful anime *sob* Posted 19 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 02:03 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
Horribly, horribly wrong.

The ending could even be regarded as an insult to all harem anime.

Response to: The most beutiful anime *sob* Posted 21 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 01:18 PM, Shauna wrote: I can think of 10 animes that top that any old day.

Speaking of days...

Ahh, School Days...the anime that everyone says is the worst anime ever.

The ending was such a mind-fuck for a lot of people. Perfect example of a harem gone wrong.

Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted 22 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 11:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I blame Vinnyy for thinking the lack of arrogance is a flaw.

I blame NewgroundsMike for thinking the excess of humbleness is a good thing.

Response to: The most beutiful anime *sob* Posted 22 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 12:13 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Attack on Titan or Bleach. Most anime is full of goodness.

Bleach has some of my favorite anime OST of all time. Shiro Sagisu is boss.

Attack on Titan soundtracks are amazing too.

Response to: Top 100 Forum Posters of 2014 Posted 22 hours ago in Where is / How to?

At 12/28/14 07:10 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 12/28/14 12:26 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: I've got a feeling OP either forgot about Newgrounds, gave up on Newgrounds, or his computer died. Or OP died.
...Hopefully not the last one...
Hoping neither of the latter three. :/ First condition seems curable...

I'm hoping none of these four is the case, because I've been waiting forever for OP to post the latest updated top 100 forum posters list.

Response to: Want a joke? (First thread yay) Posted 22 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 12:55 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: This thread owns on so many levels. It's like watching a puppy get it's ass kicked by frogs.
At 12/28/14 11:49 AM, Vinnyy wrote: .
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Two scoops ice cream, three scoops dead baby and a can of root beer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Response to: Corrupt a wish! Posted 22 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 11:25 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
I wish frozen food would be thawed as soon as you take them out the freezer.

Granted, but they instantly become spoiled as well.

I wish food never spoils.

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 22 hours ago in General

At 12/28/14 12:16 PM, VJF wrote:
At 12/28/14 11:10 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Because the devil is a loser, and he's my bitch?
Don't you think that should be the other way around?

What makes you think NewgroundsMike's ego and arrogance will allow that to happen?

Response to: I'm Hungry Posted 23 hours ago in General

The last time I made an omelette was never.

Can I interest you with some egg rolls instead?

Response to: Want a joke? (First thread yay) Posted 23 hours ago in General

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

One of them is a fruit and the other is something that's fun to hit with a sledgehammer.

How do you get 3 dead babies to fit in a bucket?

With a blender.

Response to: Want a joke? (First thread yay) Posted 1 day ago in General

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Dark humor FTW.

Response to: Top entries from 12/27/2014! Posted 1 day ago in P-bot's Postings

Good work, winners!

Well done!

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/28/14 11:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Wouldn't anyone who'll never have the opportunity to do their job, do a better job than them?

Why do you always act like you can do things better than everyone?

Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/28/14 11:04 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 12/28/14 10:58 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I blame NewgroundsMike for thinking so lowly of himself.
I blame Vinnyy for thinking so highly of himself.

I blame NewgroundsMike for calling others arrogant.

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/28/14 09:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 12/27/14 10:45 PM, NGPulp wrote:
At 12/27/14 10:40 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Don't you think that people that have that kind of control want to hang on to it?
They sure are a slippery lot, aren't they?
And you'd be different in their position?

When did he say he would do a better job than them?

Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/28/14 10:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 12/28/14 10:54 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I blame NewgroundsMike for constantly making me take the bait and post in this thread and the other forum game threads.
I blame Vinnyy for caring about unimportant fucks like me.

I blame NewgroundsMike for thinking so lowly of himself.

Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/28/14 09:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 12/28/14 12:51 AM, cga-999 wrote: I blame Sirbrickrock for necrobumping the old topic that caused me to try to rat you out.

But seriously, I got banned for necroposting, so don't do it.
I blame cga-999 for being a hypocrite.

I blame NewgroundsMike for constantly making me take the bait and post in this thread and the other forum game threads.

Response to: The most beutiful anime *sob* Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/28/14 10:34 AM, Bit wrote: Naruto is best animu pls respond.

Overrated anime. It's got many flaws and is far from being the best anime out there.

But if that's your opinion then fine, I won't try to change your opinion.

Response to: it`s my birthday Posted 1 day ago in General

Congrats on being one step closer to the grave.

Response to: First blowjob Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/27/14 09:16 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: No. Because I'm not gay.

^^ This.

OP made this thread without taking this into consideration.

Response to: Am I too old 2 go 2 Chuck E Cheese Posted 1 day ago in General

You are definitely too old if a guy dressed in a mouse costume doesn't amuse you anymore. As the many others above me have already suggested, go to Dave & Buster's instead.

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/27/14 01:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 12/27/14 01:41 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 12/27/14 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Isn't "bothering others" excluded from that?
According to who? Would you stop doing something that you liked all because it bothers someone?
Wouldn't that someone force me to stop in that case?

When have you ever cared about others?

Response to: Merry Christmas! Posted 1 day ago in NG News

Merry Christmas, Newgrounds!

Another year has ended. How the time passes by.

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/27/14 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Isn't "bothering others" excluded from that?

According to who? Would you stop doing something that you liked all because it bothers someone?

Response to: Corrupt a wish! Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/27/14 01:30 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish Norway invaded the US.

Granted. We're all forced to listen to What Does The Fox Say again.

I wish I knew what the fox says.

Response to: Answer a Question with a Question Posted 1 day ago in General

At 12/27/14 01:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 12/27/14 01:16 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Wouldn't he still be a chap?
Do you have to be nit-picking like this?

Aren't I free to be whatever I please?