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At 1/6/10 07:50 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 1/6/10 07:47 PM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: haha our suspension lady was cool to me and my friends cause my one friend fucked her hahaha so she used to let us outside to go smoke and all that good stuff if we asked

Fuck you.

hey...you just gotta have a friend into fat chicks

At 1/6/10 07:47 PM, Sevkat wrote: My god. Watch one of them will be a movie star, one will be a famous singer in a better band, and the last one will become a hopeless junkie.

lol yeah!
youll see him on celebrity rehab

At 1/6/10 08:17 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: I'm getting a 2 day suspension for punching a guy in the face. But the worst part of this shit is, it's an in-school suspension. So instead of having the day off, I have to spend the whole class hours in the detention room at school.

haha our suspension lady was cool to me and my friends cause my one friend fucked her hahaha so she used to let us outside to go smoke and all that good stuff if we asked

At 1/6/10 08:40 AM, ertysproductions wrote: So I and some friends heard that you get like 20% of an orgasm while sneezing. We had a discussion about this and it got concluded by me saying "What if you sneezed while having an orgasm?".

They couldn't find an answer, maybe you guys could?

it happened to me...face it away from your girl when/if you do it haha
2 things will land on her...snot and, you know the other thing

So what do you do? Maybe we can all exchange fun ideas so my next bowel movement will be more exciting.

its my thinking time, im not kidding either lol

got molested by a clown saying hes ronald?

too soon?

At 1/6/10 06:58 PM, reviewer2 wrote:

At 1/6/10 06:56 PM, EpicFail wrote: Jesus, you're still losing teeth? How old are you man, 7 years old?

tie a string to the back of a truck, and to your tooth, get your dad to drive off while you are chained down to a chair that is nailed into the ground.

you do realize people lose their baby teeth until like 17-20 years old right

oh yeah ive heard of that...it mostly hapens with this stuff called meth? or crack? i think both

At 1/6/10 06:52 PM, reviewer2 wrote:

At 1/6/10 06:50 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 1/6/10 06:49 PM, reviewer2 wrote:

This is the problem. I want the tooth out without it feeling like it's slicing my mouth into a red mess of flesh.

Multiple times I've pushed it wrong with my tongue and it poked the inside of my gum, it hurt like hell.

Better just get it over with them by eating some hard food, or else natural curiousity will just keep you poking it with your tongue. :(

So, the painful route is easier?

First, precordial catch syndrome, now wiggly teeth.

then the tooth fairy comes and breaks into your house "build a model airplane" the fairy says...but were not buying...next thing you know, your dog is missing, money is gone and your sisters knocked up....ive seen it happen a thousand times

At 1/6/10 06:48 PM, xxlonelyhunterxx wrote:

At 1/6/10 06:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: The easiest way to help it out is to eat an apple. They usually help dislodge teeth. Not going to be the most comfy thing to eat but it'll get the job done.

i always liked the string tied to a doorknob trick...

or i can punch you... that's always fun

redneck way my dad did to me once...replace the door with the tailgate of a truck...i think he was just getting me back for being a little bastard

At 1/6/10 06:43 PM, Otto wrote: As much as I don't care, I've already put it on Facebook because I know how badly some girls will react, and it shall ensure hilarity.

haha i like your sense of humor

At 1/6/10 06:40 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Marriage and band switching - Jesus of the millenium

probly getting married to get laid...funny

At 1/6/10 05:32 PM, DrMafesto wrote:

At 1/6/10 05:13 PM, Nev wrote:

At 1/6/10 05:07 PM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: Download seems pretty badass aswell, and Ozzfest was good while it lasted...i went in 05

Dude, you're not listening! NO!

Haha.

I checked out the Wacken lineup... seems alright. Although does anyone honestly give a fuck about Motley Crue?

nooooooo

At 1/6/10 05:45 PM, iateamexican wrote: Sex on your first date is a bad idea, no matter what country your in.

not really lol well depending...if you like her or just need a good bang haha

At 1/6/10 05:22 PM, AgainstYou wrote:

At 1/6/10 05:20 PM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote:

At 1/6/10 05:19 PM, gingermagicman wrote: I smell a ban coming on...

not me you plum.

I just want to B.S
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BOY?!

what i cant say that?...ive seen people drop F bombs and worse and i cant say that?

FUCK YOU

case and fact

At 1/6/10 05:19 PM, gingermagicman wrote: I smell a ban coming on...

not me you plum.

I just want to B.S
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BOY?!

what i cant say that?...ive seen people drop F bombs and worse and i cant say that?

"do you like the name private snowball? well ill tell you something you wont like snowball, we dont serve fried chicken and watermellon in my mess hall" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

ahhh brings back memories

At 1/6/10 05:05 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote:

At 1/6/10 05:02 PM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote:

im bored and want to just b.s.

Well you've come to the wrong place.

General conversation? talk about anything

At 1/6/10 04:52 PM, AniMetal wrote: Best music festivals:

Metal Camp
Wacken
Bloodstock
Annual Sweden Bash
Maryland Deathfest
Screamfest
Nightmare Fest

Download seems pretty badass aswell, and Ozzfest was good while it lasted...i went in 05

with the German band Oomph?

cause i noticed his voice (oomph) and the singer from H.I.M. have the same voice...i dunno im bored and want to just b.s.

At 1/6/10 04:51 PM, reverend wrote: You have to wait until they either pass judgment or get deleted; normally that's 200 votes. Not to mention, you have to wait for the NG server to update; it's not instantaneous.

ooooh thank you

At 1/6/10 04:44 PM, reverend wrote: If you decide that the move should be deleted, you vote 0 or 1 and it is subsequently deleted you get a Blam Point. If you decide a movie should be saved, you vote 2 - 5, and if it is subsequently saved you get a Protect Point.

see ive done that and it says i have 0 blams and 0 saves still

i read the thing about it but i still kinda dont get it...maybe im just a little dumber in that area then most...someone help out?

when it comes to band names...stick to legendary names...i have a pantera tat

What the fuck, GWAR aren't from Earth.

haha costumes on...no they arent...costumes off...dudes from VA lol

no retarded is this...i like less than an hour from Richmond,VA (Lamb Of God, GWAR, Municipal Waste are from there) and its a popular tour spot same with the Norva (norfolk, VA) and Finntroll is going more towards the north in some smallass town to some random place....2 hours from me

why are black people so loud lmao

At 1/5/10 08:06 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Paris Hilton.

"OOH look at me I'm a worthless spoiled brat whose rich daddy put me in front of a camera because I'll be a danger to myself and everyone around me if not watched 24/7!"

Dear Paris Hilton:
Please die.

and as denis leary once put it...if youve seen her sex tape you can clearly see she couldnt fuck to save her life

World War Z
by Max Brooks

At 1/5/10 07:55 PM, estrago1 wrote: Must I explain myself?

haha dude a hooker beat you to that one

At 1/5/10 06:18 PM, Lorkas wrote: maaan wouldnt wana mess with u.

haha i had fun that day i shot and killed 2 blackberry storms and hit a crow twice in mid flight