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Arab...dude...no offece but why does it not surprise me that your going on about womens rights and such?

At 1/10/10 04:55 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Once my pops dropped me off after school, and he pulled up infront of the bus cutting him off. The bus driver slammed on the breaks, and this big rolly polly funny fat guy fell out of the seat, and said ahhh sounds. That was pretty funny, especially since it was my dad who caused the injury.

hahaha i would not have been breathing

so lol...when i was in the army me and my friends were in my room in the barracks and i was just farting like no other like...lighting it up...so i got the smart idea to record one of my farts on my phone and set it as my ringtone...so i do it and of course forget about it.The next day we have this big meeting to go to and i was waiting in this crowd (mostly sergeants and above and i was a private first class) and i was looking for my friends and i texted them saying "where you guys sitting" sure enough they text back *ruuuuuuuurrrp" O_o! lol i started looking around like "whered that come from?" and got the hell outta there lol

At 1/10/10 04:24 AM, Zombified wrote: Hot chocolate here, because I'm a poor bastard.

just cause your poor dont meen you cant booze dude...camo 25, 211 steel reserve...ah brings back high school days of not knowing what good alcohol was and drinking whatever

man i wish i wasnt out...well Whiskey....straight....is my drink (Jack Daniels,Crown Royal) as for beer i like the redneck classy stuff (coors light, Natural ice, Keystone)

At 1/10/10 04:11 AM, Diddy wrote: Your dad watches porn...?

That's a little bit weird, are him and your mum still married and what not?

hey dude...all guys watch porn...i do...Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

HAHA OWNED...but for real...no i havnt

At 1/10/10 04:03 AM, Isoken wrote:

At 1/10/10 03:58 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: i got tattoos and girls like thems toos

Your tattoo looks like a really messed up Tri-Force. What is it?

And I play piano. Girls dig the classy instruments. >:3

its a viking symbol for a soldiers protection, and then i have a rite written in old norse runes on my ribs, the lamb of god eagle on the other side of my chest and Pantera's Cowboys From Hell with Dimebag and other's names around it that i looked up to

nah its ok...im interesting you know? play guitar, bass, do vocals, skateboard, im destructive...and for reasons unkown, it works quite well for me...oh and i workout and learned to beat the piss out of people in the army so i can put down any weasly lil pissant who gets in my way, and i got tattoos and girls like thems toos

hahaha i jizzed in my pants

my guitars, bass, and my vocal screaming that summons the devil himself to rape the masses

At 1/10/10 01:11 AM, Space-Whale wrote: Unless the girl was bawling her eyes out when she fell, it's okay.

well being a normal little girl she started tearing up but nothing to create a scene

At 1/10/10 01:07 AM, TheSanityAssassin wrote: When little kids fall and don't get hurt it is pretty funny. lol

yeah she was ok...ive never seen an old person fall down but damn they sure like to rip ass alot...and that makes me laugh so fuckin hard

old people, little kids, and retarded people...funny when they fall down

i watched a little girl at the mall while i was drinking my coffee and she was running as fast as she could and sure enough *trip* and she slid like 2-3 ft....i spit my coffee out and when people looked at me i was like "oh man is she ok?" *fighting back a laugh*

then at high school this retarded dude went and humped a pole in the library...now come..on...you wouldnt laugh at that?

At 1/9/10 07:59 PM, PartyPartyJinx wrote: Dick sucking lips, man.

she has alot of energy and i just think she would be an amazing lay

shes got just this thing about her that makes me just wanna UGH! hahaha

give em the finger...thats what i do...but then again i know how to fight so i dont recomend it haha

they smoke they poke dude...

At 1/8/10 07:54 PM, Lasergates wrote:

At 1/8/10 07:53 PM, MoriChax wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1135 231

because we are all here 24/7 right?

its ok i brought it back to life for y'all to see

alive!!!

just go to my profile...i have all of them on there

start running...i suggest running a mile as fast as you can at a pace you can go nonstop

weights:
do a weight that you can lift 3 sets of 10 reps

run first..then muscles

do sit ups before and after you go to bed

finish eating around 6pm...no snacking, do sit ups in the morning before you eat...you burn calories when you sleep so you do situps before you sleep to start the process and after you wake to continue....and...start eating healthy

i use tortillas and make wraps...so uhhhh no crust for me

At 12/31/09 05:21 AM, letiger wrote:

At 12/31/09 05:12 AM, TrevorMcNally wrote: NO! It is I...the gift of God to Women ;)

Shut up Private! You are not allowed to speak unless I tell you you can. IS THAT CLEAR!!!?!

hahaha i was just gunna say that...lol even though my last rank was a PFC lol i got no room to talk

At 1/8/10 03:14 PM, elementell wrote:
Now, if you press this button I will give you 500,000 dollars, and 500,000 more every time it is pressed by you. Choose what you will do."

Would you press it? I got the idea from some movie commercial I saw a long time ago.

I wouldn't press it, money is nothing compared to the worth of a human life.

id be a millionare in no time hahahaha

well...if you cant do the time dont do the crime bro...look at it this way...now you dont have to pull out HAHA

At 1/8/10 03:08 PM, nathan0191 wrote: so i was thinking about getting a tatoo on my inner wrist about 3/4 inch from the bottom of my palm and i had some questions.

first off i know it will hurt and i know i want it, but im curious about just how much it will hurt. the deighn i want is three small solid squares, all equally spaced apart (1 inch approx), which leads me onto my next question, how small can the avrage tatoo artist make these, as there only a single colour and simple shape? also how long whould these take to finish?

thanks, any help whould be appresiated.

it depends on your tollerance to pain...i sat through my ribs without flinching....but i think thats from the nerve damage i got in the army...but for you....its about 11-14 little needles going into your skin at fast speeds...they can make it small but you want it visible right?

At 1/8/10 03:27 PM, Wesleyiam wrote: I'm a pussy? I'm not the one who makes emo threads crying and bitching about my friendless pathetic life expecting sympathy on the internet. Cry more.

butthurt much?

*looks around and slowly starts clapping*

meant to quote TheSanityAssassin

sorry dude lol yeah there were some jews with free heating for the winter

thats cool that you did that...but at the same time, did you just walk up out of nowhere and start bitching this chick out? like...creeper status