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you know what? fuck it just drink mead...me and my friends slam it outta one of these....i know i couldnt be more of a viking fanatic lol

At 1/12/10 02:58 PM, VGmasters wrote:

At 1/12/10 01:31 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: i know some douche nozzle got pissed about my oppinion on how i think led zepplin suck ass, saying im not old enough to know about them haaa lol

Well being that you're 21, that's pretty old.

haha thanks

they own

At 1/12/10 02:04 AM, Rallard wrote: Sadly it's true. American beers tend to blow balls.

However, they are the best light beers to use to get completely shitfaced. I just can't imagine having a budweiser with dinner though... fucking gross.

i enjoy some of them

At 1/12/10 01:47 AM, bdash1990 wrote: Once you've had a good german beer, you wonder why people drink anything else.

AMEN BROTHA!!

Alcohol isnt supposed to taste good your supposed to be tough and take it the way it is...like green death flavored nyQuil...they just gotta fuck up everything by adding flavoring to it

rant credit to Denis Leary

alcohol
fap it
watch tv

...it will really work if you do all 3 at the same time

i know some douche nozzle got pissed about my oppinion on how i think led zepplin suck ass, saying im not old enough to know about them haaa lol

i like freezing cold coors light Mmmm lol
but i also like Guinness and Becks and Rolling rock

just got the suddon craving for coors light idk why

he will probly go downhill when his balls drop and his voice changes...and do remember...not all amercians like this stuff thats on t.v.

blooy s hell

handfulls are perfect for me lol

my type of music...lower your head real fast and back up at same speed...repeat

a friend of mine did 24 hours of no music period and literally went crazy

i smoke cigars...getting my fidel on
except when my stepdad starts talking to me about what they smell like...i talk like im very sophisticated and in german...hes just like...huh? and walks away

haha one time when it was snowing heavy i hid a bottle of jager deep into the snow...it was never found and stayed frosty cold Mmmmmm lol but now im 21 haha so i can just walk around with a beer or something

i was 15...just use a condom that reduces the chances of you being an early daddy...and that sir would suck

not gunna get into the religious thing cause i already get enough shit from my stepdad for being pagan

oh yeah...4/20...hehehe 420

1) I'm overweight or underweight
Nope im fit
2) I get excited over the release date of a video game
sometimes...depends
3) I've watched an entire series of star trek or every star wars movie
star wars man..its all about the wars bra
4) I have had a debate over which console is better
not a whole lot..
5) After a day at school, college or work I retreat to a computer almost first thing
nah i usually retreat to the couch or a beer or the gym
6) I only hang with my own gender
nope
7) I like/have shaggy hair
im growing out my hair but i clean it and its straight
8) I have something Simpson, Futurama or Family Guy related in my room
no
9) I am a fan of the Halo series
meh
10) I have considered what it would be like to be a video game or movie hero at least once in my life
doesnt everybody?
11) I have acne
no
12) I wear glasses
no
13) I own a runescape account (even if you don't play it anymore)
no
14) I use words such as 'lol' and 'rofl' in real life
no
15) I consider a sleepover me and friends playing videogames all night
im a guy...we drink do dumb shit...then play videogames all night
16) I have at least one piece of clothes which has a cartoon on it
no
17) I consider somebody getting 'owned' or 'pawned' from an insult over the internet
not really...just a statement
18) I have more friends online then in real life
false
19) The opposite sex never pays attention to me
false
20) Some of my daily discussion topics involve some of the above
nope

At 1/11/10 02:18 PM, shabbo wrote: Obama is God of America.

not what his approval ratings say haha

At 1/11/10 03:51 AM, shabbo wrote:

At 1/11/10 03:37 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote:

At 1/11/10 03:36 AM, Detached wrote:

At 1/11/10 03:31 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: quite weird so far...anything i should know?

What kinda movie is it?

Alien movie (supposed to be a documentary)

Sounds like shit.

actually quite messed up

At 1/11/10 03:36 AM, Detached wrote:

At 1/11/10 03:31 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: quite weird so far...anything i should know?

What kinda movie is it?

Alien movie (supposed to be a documentary)

quite weird so far...anything i should know?

At 1/10/10 03:59 PM, phrozonfire wrote:

At 1/10/10 01:05 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: old people, little kids, and retarded people...funny when they fall down

i watched a little girl at the mall while i was drinking my coffee
i watched a little girl at the mall
i watched a littlr girl

Wait what?

oh yeah thats gold...you know what i mean

At 1/10/10 05:38 AM, Gagsy wrote: Dear 'Troll':

Improve or get the fuck off.

yes massa

and people are still confused as to why kids bring guns to school and start peelin caps...oh thats right...its heavy metal's fault

haha when i was in the army there was this guy we permanently named "shitbag" and lets just say he got scared alot when we were in training and one day i dropped my barret on the ground and it got dirty and he said "thats just like you always dropping your cap" and i took my bottle of water and splashed it on his crotch and was like "yup just like you always pissin your pants"

At 1/10/10 05:06 AM, ArabFreak wrote: Because a left wing journalist openly converted to Islam after being captured by extremists and described it as a "magna carta for women"?

meh who care about the taliban or her getting captured..me and my friends shot a few of them anyways

At 1/10/10 04:59 AM, Diddy wrote:

At 1/10/10 04:54 AM, JJgamer93 wrote: I am said to have a pretty good "Awesome" frowny face.

And an incredibly latino moustache

HAHA....EHHHH!!! lez go get some cervezas!!