At 10/17/08 03:05 AM, Tancrisism wrote: I always thought Obama's duckbill was odd...

Not to mention that waddle and the odd quack in his voice.

lol duck

You sick bastard.

Sanjay loves 20 Questions.

If your internet service has a slow, noisy startup...

At 10/16/08 09:07 AM, Carmilla wrote: And I totally don't miss that obnoxious "eeee yaaawwww eeee yaaawww ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh" sound it made EVERY time you dialed in.

I actually kinda liked it. It was like it was saying "You are now entering a world of electronic power, a land of infinite possibilities and endless discovery... WELCOME... TO THE INTERNET."

And I'd be like "Oh boy! The Internet!" :D

Now I'm like "Oh boy. The internet." :|

It's lost its magical feeling and become another mundane part of our lives, just like computers, cars, and sliced bread.

At 10/16/08 02:27 AM, AloysiusRexford wrote: Haha, a friend of mine sent me the script for this. I couldnt believe it. That is so funny XD

Post it. Post it now.

At 10/15/08 09:44 PM, Jon4life wrote:

At 10/15/08 09:43 PM, Ptcfast wrote:

At 10/15/08 09:41 PM, Mtypenguim wrote: lol i meant on flashes

Just turn the flash off on your camera.

Take off the lens cap.

And make sure you've got a new roll of film in it.

This is fun.

And that's why you don't touch anything in System32.

Oh my god that's like so unfair you should like shoot up the school and stuff.

At 10/15/08 08:21 PM, Ecke wrote: Fucking idiots. This thread isn't about the actual rules.

It might as well be about nothing, so heres this:

Fuck yeah I'm sick of gas prices!

*types in URL*

...

*fap fap fap*

I'll need some sort of proof that this is an actual event.

A link to a news story or similar on the subject will suffice.

Your profile says you are 13.

You have nothing to complain about.

In before BlueHippo.

At 10/15/08 07:19 AM, Tramps wrote: He puts each one behind a door. He picks one and then the game-show host asks him if he wants to change his answer. He does and systematically increases his chance of getting the pills he needed from 1/3 to 1/2.

You're missing an important part: One of the doors hiding a B-Pill must be opened before the guy can change his answer, meaning the host would have to be able to tell the difference.

Movie. Noun. A sequence of photographs projected onto a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion and continuity.

Your argument is invalid.

What

At 10/15/08 06:50 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 10/15/08 06:49 AM, Kurt-1 wrote: Chuck em away, he's got two pill bottles full next to him.

By throwing them away, he's going to miss those.
And you can't miss a single pill.

So he gets his prescription refilled earlier.

Seriously, this sucks.

I just can't imagine how one would parody the Democratic ticket in a similar fashion.

The Odd Couple, maybe?

At 10/15/08 07:00 AM, djura1996 wrote: I DO NOT LIVE IN LAS VEGAS THAT IS A JOKE!

NO YOU'RE A JOKE

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You discovered a shitty one-panel cartoon.

What do you want, a medal?

At 10/14/08 08:52 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 10/14/08 08:49 PM, thenewbies wrote: Goosebumps books are barely even scary.

But try sleeping after watching the show.

The low production values are sure to kepp you awake at night.

At 10/14/08 07:49 PM, anarchist665 wrote: I fucking hate that whore Barbie.

But she's an "independent" woman with an unattainable supermodel figure and perfect cheekbones, not to mention unparalleled skills in cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing. How could she POSSIBLY be a bad influence on the young girls of America?

Arby's roast beef slathered with Arby's sauce.

I can practically feel my mouth having an orgasm.

At 10/14/08 10:13 AM, Electric-Bla wrote: You people are no fun at all.

We got bored about making up bullshit about the angry face pop-up a couple months ago.

At 10/13/08 10:03 PM, Harmonik wrote: You put the wrong pic in.

don't fuck with my cocoa pebbles

That cereal turned Fred and Barney into shitty gimmicks. Fuck Cocoa Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, and all the other Pebbles they're currently selling.

Why, just look at how mature and sophisticated they used to be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc 2c

LOL. But my statement about Pebbles still stands.

For many months, I was under the impression that Tom Fulp was British.

I thought they used his real voice in the "Decline of Video Gaming" series.

At 10/13/08 06:01 PM, Tramps wrote: Everything good that happens to you this week is a result of this thread. If bad things happen, it's EyeLovePoozy's fault. Just give it chance.

It's about to become bad luck really soon.

O hai.

At 10/13/08 05:44 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: I bet if we took his computer away he wouldnt know the answer to anything!

I wouldn't do that. He might just unleash his Super Mindfuck Brainwave on you and kill all of your conscious brain activity.

At 10/13/08 12:54 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: My jaw dropped when I saw that.

That made me crack a smile.