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I know what you mean, sometimes I even hear my victims talking to me.

They mostly thank me for freeing them, now that they understand the gift I bestowed upon them, but this isn't a constant thing, it's more episodic.

Do you keep their bodies in your attic, or your basement?

At 4/20/13 11:14 AM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: You are one of the many wonders in this world.

Of course I am.

My knife brings order to this chaotic world.

At 4/10/13 02:37 PM, Wegra wrote: Explain me to what you are doing in my room. Go!

I want to cut you into pieces.

Why hello there Ms. Kyle.

I am here to free you from your pointless existence, I would start with Batman, but I simply adore women.

At 12/16/12 10:58 PM, PoundDotBlam wrote: I'm sure it will pass...

Why fight it?

I used to be depressed, I just stopped trying to fight it and because of that I have had an awakening, and my life is sane and back on track.

I have a few plans for the 21st, unfortunately I think the batman is on to me.

I'll just prepare a few things for him as well.

At 12/17/12 09:22 AM, SONNYISAWSOME wrote: Just asking,would you kill your worst enemy if you have the chance to?(for example:That guy is about to fall from a mountain and asks you to save him)

I would, but I would slit their throat afterwards.

I like to feel the life slip away.

Cutting meat.

At 8/2/12 10:16 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: While I never much agreed with Sailor Moon, I think it's a very useful something to plaster walls with.

That twirling blonde hair, those cute short skirts. . .

Oh how I would love to slit their throats.

if most people died I would only be closer to my goal.

I would be depressed though, after all, my knife and I wouldn't see, nor feel them die.

At 7/6/12 09:05 AM, beakerboy wrote: Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)

everyone, so I can rid them of their purposeless existence.

I really am doing them a favor.

At 6/30/12 07:20 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Coincidence?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9gAAMP1_Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgC5Adgt76I&feature=player_de tailpage#t=442s

This thread is about William Stamper's secret double life as a fictional Batman villain.

Nonsense.

At 6/29/12 01:06 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Now guys, I want you to imagine your favorite cartoon from when you were a kid, now it's an anime. How badly did your childhood get messed up?

not at all, in fact it gets better.

For example, Batman would make an awesome anime provided the writers and director don't whore it for the money.

not all anime is shitty naruto grade stuff.

Paranoid |||||||||||| 42% 50%
Schizoid ||||||||||||||||||| 80% 40%
Schizotypal ||||||||||||||| 65% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66% 46%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 58% 45%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34% 35%
Narcissistic ||||||||||||||||| 75% 40%
Avoidant |||| 22% 48%
Dependent ||| 20% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||||| 75% 45%

Me? Insane?

Suicide can be a very logical choice.

When someone sees life for the utterly pointless loop it is, death is the only way to salvation. Life only ends trough death.

I was about to commit suicide myself, but I had a revelation.

If I have the perfect opportunity, and ability to bring death to others, why hog it all for myself? Why be so selfish?

Now my sole purpose in life is to present the fruits of the reaper to society.

You bought an empty shopping cart?

You do know that you can make a better PC for a cheaper price if you just build it, right?

and it's not really that hard. you just need to use compatible parts, the right mother board and stuff.

Why didn't you just kill? everyone dies anyways.

you should also of used a knife, so you can see feel the life leave him. guns are too quick.

Life. everything.

It's all just a bad joke.

I suffer from none of those.

At least now. Coming from a upper class background I used to be so proud. my family was all I cared about, and it seemed so perfect.

When I lost everything I was devastated. But now, I see as at really an eye opening experience, it exposed me to how barren, and desolate everything is.

Now, for all my work, I give myself one simple little mark for each person I liberate.

At 3/25/12 05:27 PM, Nevermind wrote: Well, I would have liked to say it turned out as I wanted it too. But it's okay I guess, I'm still getting used to photoshop.

It's great!

Thanks.

I have no family, and am an only child, but I would do nothing.

Death is a gift. Who am I to deny them it. If anything, they are doing my job for me.

Nothing.

Life has no purpose. Life has no meaning. Life has no value whatsoever.

It is my purpose to liberate people from it's cold, mind numbing grasp.

I like to cut things.

Mainly people, including myself but that nothing suicidal, I just like to keep count.

This derpy stuff, and some of the types of people who went to bronycon is a case in point example of why I don't Identify with any fan-base.

the derpy edit was just damage control, it's not worth the expensive legal fight just to have the original aired on TV when you can see the original online, or on the DVD. you can't blame Hasbro for that. And death threats? it's just a fucking voice, come on.

there are always people who are too into stuff, and just make everyone of their group look like creeps, and although I understand it is just a minority of the group, it is still part of the group none the less, although I enjoy the show for it's entertainment value, I don't agree at all with it's "message", because it doesn't really have a serious message. it's for entertainment.

Although, I will note that no one on here seems remotely like that minority.

At 32 minutes ago, Sectus wrote:
But no, in all seriousness, yes, Applejack is one of my favorites. I still like Fluttershy and Pinkie a tiny wee bit better though.

My favorite is Luna, due to the symbolism of the Moon, and the night, and I can't really choose a second favorite because I like, and dislike some qualities of each of the main six, but I do hold a special place for Fluttershy because she is so adorable. this may be because her passive, nurturing nature sharing many characteristics of the feminine archetype.

Also my least favorite is pinkie, she is just too "Pinkie pie" for my taste.

Oh I do like to cut things oh so much, but I am perfectly sane.

That is the reason none of the doctors can make any sense of me here in the asylum.

By now I've lost count. But I do keep track with a system of tally marks, I'll have to count them someday.

The lips of death are sweet, yes?

It was after my parents died in an accident. me, being an only child, and the last of my family, I was left with a huge estate, and no purpose what so ever.

years past. Death fascinated me. I was just one one bullet, one leap away from being free form this prison. I was about to do just that when I was walking to the to floor of my apartment, but suddenly I felt the point of a knife on my back accompanied with a voice demanding money. I turned around to give it to him, to see it was a homeless man.

It was then, when I saw the very desperation in his eyes, the struggle, the hopelessness. IT was then I decided on my new future. Death is the greatest gift conceivable to man. Through death you are liberated from this pointless life.

Now I have made it my mission to spread this gift to all of mankind, and in return, I give myself one simple tally mark.

Kill for money?

Isn't the joy of bringing the great liberating death to others enough of a reward?

Money is just another artificial medium of value. I had more of it that I would ever have needed, yet when I lost it all, I was able to see how empty it was, along with everything.

At 10/11/11 08:20 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: I'm sure I don't have any problems

I NEED MY MARK

WHY DO YOU RESIST MY MARK