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At 2/10/14 04:50 PM, Zachary wrote: It is not meant for mobile (at least the screenshot in the thread). That is the regular site design, the mobile version is going to be way more compacted. The reason it seems like wasted space is because the screenshot is of the full page. If you took a screenshot of the current design it would have the same effect.

Obvious grid is obvious, when you know what to look for.
First it was 4:3, then 16:9, now it's a toilet paper ratio?
Desktop PC gamer elite for lyfe, yo!

Congrats to the winners!

Yeah, idk... seems like a lot of wasted space. I could tell at first glance it was meant for portable doohickeys. What's up with P-Bot's pod, it looks kinda suspect, but potentially handy?

The Artist News and other links have three lines of text, with room for almost 4. Maybe bump up the font size a point or two, fill it out more, make it easier to read? Background looks sweet, we should really rotate them more often.

At 2/10/14 10:47 AM, TomFulp wrote: I didn't get my power back until Friday. Also on Wednesday on our way to the car, my son was almost crushed by a giant falling branch that came down without warning... I had to saw it up to clear the driveway before we could get out, the whole time wondering if another branch would land on me while I was sawing. Our neighborhood looks like the apocalypse from all the tree branches that fell.

Truly butt-clenching news, sorry to hear the storm was that bad! I hope you had a generator or something, to keep the heat and refrigerator going.

It sure looks like an American voting result: mostly one or the other, with a token Tea Party/3rd party added for good measure.

Got greasy enough skin, I use Dawn dish soap, usually while doing the dishes. I just let the suds sit there for a while before rinsing, and possibly repeating. Good enough for Valdez oil dipped ducks, should be good enough for a human.

At 2/9/14 03:28 AM, danicos wrote: Probably got that from the bible. It says if you commit suicide, no matter who you are, that's murdering yourself, therefore murder, therefore unforgivable sin (since you're not alive to give tithes anymore), therefore HELL

Yup, that's what I believe too, if you wanna die, someone else has to do it for you, and then they'll go to hell for murder :\ I had to write a paper about euthanasia 24 years ago :p

Plus, how did this even make the news? This matter should be under DYFS or family court protection, not a matter of public discussion. The biggest pervs, are the government officials who let this slip to the press. Kids under 18 need to be protected, that's why you can't list their names after the fact.

At 2/8/14 08:18 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Mine wasn't out but 700+K around the area were...I got lucky this time.

I'd say so! I wonder if Tom and Wade made it through okay... though Tom could probably just put his kids on a treadmill with a generator, and be okay. Good thing there wasn't much wind, still plenty of ice stuck to the trees though.

Site's running good and fast on my stolen Verizon FIOS connection... and the major porn sites have also figured out a way around the throttling issue as well.

At 2/8/14 05:40 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 2/8/14 02:36 AM, Twin81 wrote: Stopped loading anything for me since the last update :-( All I get is a black screen with a "Loading..." word on it, no ads or submissions. IE writes about an error in Swmadplayer.js when loading the ad. Only Firefox works.

This is still happening?

Hey, how long was your power out this week? Between Monday and Wednesday, I lost power 4 times for a total of about 10 hours... can only imagine how much worse it was inland.

At 2/7/14 12:00 AM, Natick wrote:

At 2/6/14 08:46 PM, Entice wrote: That's ridiculous. Isn't that like punishing you for being your own victim?

like arresting someone over a failed suicide attempt

Which they do in Florida.

At 2/7/14 07:45 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: Why did I get my period so early? What I mean is that I got it 20 days later. I'm scared. What's going on with me?

You speak to your Mom about this? It's normal to have a few days variation, and sometimes you'll skip a period, due to stress or sexual activity. If you should end up working around other women regularly, your period will coincide with theirs!

I'm glad you haven't complained about cramping, crappy moods and the like...

Congrats to the wieners!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillbilly_heroin#OxyContin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicodin and what a certain Florida boy-band singer likes to drink,
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sizzurp

I find that the more decadent a Western country becomes, the more it's citizens need hard drugs. We know in our heart of hearts, that (as adults) we've lost control over our way of life. The governments and corporations that contribute to our daily lives, have become darker entities, who imply we are weak and should be afraid....

At 2/3/14 05:03 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: even though im a three year supporter I would really like the option to re-enable ads so NG still gets ad revenue.

Don't the normal site cookies = ads running? Or do the pictures need to load for @tomfulp to make a buck?

Maybe after the snow clears off the trees, I'll be able to give a more reliable review... I'm doing pretty good for snagging wireless G from 300 feet away, but the tree between me and the signal is holding plenty of snow atm.

"Congratulations, you have been invited to vote on the Monthly Winners for January!"

I couldn't believe how tight the images were, first time I saw a Laserdisc playback. It's digital, sure, but the playback was analog. I've heard a few folks even say it's better than the compression on DVD's. There's probably a few still for sale online, but, OMG, wouldn't want to see the prices.

There might be a way to make an old record player into a LD player... you'd have to check out the DIY tech sites. Now I know why this old guy up the road from me bought 6, 6-head VCR's... one goes bad, you got another. That's the problem with tech - hardware and software upgrades, with no legacy support (but all the annoying code you could care less about). You buy an old book, it's good forever (nearly). Let us know if you ever find a player, playa.

At 1/26/14 07:21 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 1/26/14 06:54 PM, VicariousE wrote:

At 1/26/14 06:44 PM, TheMaster wrote: The Daily Mail, because it's like The Onion but in real life.

http://www.theonion.com/ is pretty good.. in fact, a buddy sent me this, which I'm wearing right now. But another oldie but goodie, is http://www.fark.com/ for the same reasons you mentioned lol

I think you misunderstood me. The Daily Mail is serious. It's a real newspaper. People actually believe this stuff. They pay money for it.

Yeah, I did... too many years of the press/TV/radio doing their damnest to socially engineer us, got me a bit confused. There used to many news services in the US, the daily paper was actually worth the money. But 40 years of consolidation into companies who issue stock, have really culled the herd for the spin doctors to brainwash.

At 1/26/14 06:44 PM, TheMaster wrote: The Daily Mail, because it's like The Onion but in real life.

http://www.theonion.com/ is pretty good.. in fact, a buddy sent me this, which I'm wearing right now. But another oldie but goodie, is http://www.fark.com/ for the same reasons you mentioned lol

At 1/26/14 06:34 PM, DM692 wrote: I'm a Lawful Evil (been leaning a little towards Neutral Evil tbh) Rogue, and the Chatoic Good Inquisitor in our party shot me through the foot when he saw me stealing a woman's purse. As far as he's concerned all is good between us now because he was "just doing his job", but how should I take revenge on him?

Who got got caught? You did. Suffer like a man. And since I have no idea what game, or IRL cult you're talking about, I don't know what options are available for revenging... maybe set him up? Plant stolen purses on him, or bump him into a cop; if you want it bad enough you'll find a wonderfully devious and evil way, I'm sure.

How many funerals and weddings have you attended?

Wow, how mainstream of everyone here, going for the most popular sites. I found http://drudgereport.com/ about a year after I joined up here, before the presidential spunk on an intern's dress, put him on the map. I never thought of him as too conservative... Anyway, it's a one-stop shop of all the bigger news sites out there.

At 1/26/14 03:33 PM, emptywindow wrote: Newgrounds needs to be more mobile friendly.

One of the reasons for the last re-design, was to have the ability to accommodate new platforms like mobile OS's, but with only a handful of staff members, and the ever changing software.... it's happening though.

As far as the usefulness of CF in the future of Newgrounds, in the war against Verizon's bandwidth throttling... I dunno, I'm so confused. About the same time NG used a different DNS, I noticed all the major porn sites are not streaming video as they should. I can only assume the war just got worse....

At 1/24/14 03:06 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Did anybody really read all of that shit?

Hell, no. And how many posts does the OP have to his name? This was a elephantine sized amount of dung... I stepped in about half of it. I seen a damn nigh 300 pound man, take an epic slip on a freshly waxed floor, felt the marble floor shake with his fall - this post reminds me of that incident |:

At 1/24/14 01:10 AM, FunkyPope wrote: Have you ever purposefully tasted your own urine?

Before the age of 16, yeah. Not often, only when it smelled weird or I was sick, trying to nail down what was getting kicked out of my system, somehow... and certainly not after having asparagus |:

What do you like to eat, that few others do?

Sry... this is what I was on about. Fresh install of FF 26. Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 5.1; rv:26.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/26.0, Java Plug-in 10.45.2 for Mozilla, Flash 11.9 r900... damn, I gotta update nearly everything :p

Art portal thumbnails are sporadically loading, filesizes are being incorrectly reported, and the pod text isn't 'stylized' or compressed or something.... other hiccups too, dunno if they're network related.

At 1/23/14 06:59 PM, AgemoKire wrote: It's actually a problem now for me, I use gs3 & nothing is loading up, just art & some movies, also im with T-Mobile, wouldn't it be better to make a separate website available for the networks for phones, sorry if it sounds confusing, just have the site separate from different types of users or networks, again sorry if its confusing, also I want to change my username, is it possible? Thank you for at least reading, have a nice day or night (^_^)/

It sounds like a Flash issue, but if it is network related, the staff is looking at it. Newgrounds is right smack-dab in the middle of a war online, between very large companies with billions of dollars at stake. And we're caught in the crossfire.. "Problems of the future, today", indeed. Instead of a gay-ass sunburst on the FP, we should have pictures of Detroit... start living up to our heritage again. Or I'm just sentimental, and slightly stoned again.

A shovel, a garden hoe.. framed doorways are the best, or in a pinch, a tree. I've got a 35 year old bamboo monkey claw.

I'm sure I used something bent up and rusty once, while working outside...

If it's so pretentious, why even make a post about a song that's probably older than you, dear OP?

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  Mad World Collab by Helbereth

  6 Months, 25 authors and gallons of coffee -- a collab featuring Gary Jules' Mad World

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And for the record, most people didn't have cable or MTV when this (yeah, kinda pre-emo) song came out.

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  CycloManiacs 2 by GoldSpartan312

  I do not own this game. It is the property of Kongregate.

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  Under Judgment

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  Everyone

Thievery! And the game got clipped somehow, in the thievery process |:

At 1/19/14 11:33 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Anyone wanna make this happen? Granted, I dunno if the South Side is a safe place anymore, but I'm sure...

That's a long trip inland from the East coast! If you asked this a few years ago, I'd bet money you'd find at least one or two folks. I'm fairly certain Tom would love to see you in Philly, come Pico Day (hopefully there will be one this year). Is there no way you could hop on the train East, and stay for a day or two? Could probably be back Sunday evening!

At 1/20/14 07:08 PM, tox wrote: ask me things if you want.

Have you? I want first-hand anecdotes and references, please.

At 1/20/14 09:13 PM, FunkyPope wrote:

At 1/20/14 09:05 PM, MrObamius wrote: I was on my profile thing then my computer randomly restarted

OH SHIT HIT THE DECK, AN0NYMOUS IS HERE AND THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE HUMBLE LITTLE WEBSITE WE CALL HOME

They better not had! Nah, why would they? Tom and Co. do a good job keeping us out of the headlines, it just seems like we only attract bad press.