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Response to: Humans are sheep Posted March 14th, 2014 in General

At 3/14/14 11:25 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Too late man. The already took one of our Planes. Or should I say one of Malaysia's Planes.

Whoever's got it, will give it a nice paint job, install a tactical nuke... I'm sure we'll see it again. Very briefly.

Response to: Yooo gotta see this...! Posted March 14th, 2014 in NG News

At 3/14/14 08:59 PM, Viper50 wrote: Well.....yeah. But I was also picking up my brother from school and doing papers today.

I picked up a dead possum and rolled papers (cigarette tobacco) today. You see Tom's last link(!)?

Response to: Yooo gotta see this...! Posted March 14th, 2014 in NG News

At 3/14/14 05:59 PM, Viper50 wrote: Oh holy shit. I didn't even realize it was Friday.
Where the hell have I been all day?

Home?

Response to: Top entries from 03/10/2014! Posted March 11th, 2014 in P-bot's Postings

At 3/11/14 04:17 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Congrats to the winners!

Cool, I didn't want to go first...

Response to: Missing Plane! Foul Play? Posted March 10th, 2014 in General

At 3/9/14 12:42 AM, Darthdenim wrote: Maybe they flew into a rip in time, line in the Langoliers.

Fuck me, it's starting to look that way. It's one thing when the black boxes go missing from the 9/11 attack, but so far, every single air accident has been figured out, and the boxes have been key... Batteries last about a month, that signal should've popped up by now, especially considering all the new military hardware in that part of the world.

Maybe it was a villain from an old James Bond flick, flying around in some plane gobbling eyesore |:

Response to: Missing Plane! Foul Play? Posted March 9th, 2014 in General

At 3/9/14 01:12 PM, Elitistinen wrote: They confirmed it was dropped at the South coast of Vietnam.

Cabin pieces, if I recall.

A pilot who flied ahead of the missing plane by 30 min, established contact before it went missing.

The pilot who flew ahead of the doomed flight, reported static on the frequency.... sunspots, man-made interference?

They start to think it was foul play. Terrorist? The plane just lost contact with radar instantly. Even if it was mechanic problem, the comm on the plane should be still working.

Yeah, and like you reported later, fake passports, passengers not boarding....

The plane also attempted to turn back.

That would indicate that whatever happened, they thought they could make the airfield they just left...

I'm guessing they lost hydraulics in the tail, tried to turn, and the tail fell off, which are both long shots... This was a Boeing and Airbus had the tail problem, right?

It's the frequency interference that piques my interest... maybe that huge radio cluster in Alaska bounced their EM emissions off the stratosphere, and onto this flight, microwaving it to pieces. If any bankers were on board, maybe it was a forced suicide?

Response to: How does your stomach digest eggs? Posted March 8th, 2014 in General

Eggs come out of a chickens asshole, so when you break them open, don't let the whites come in too much contact with the shell.... it's still kinda germy, despite the commercial steam cleaning.

Response to: Why am I on the right? Posted March 8th, 2014 in General

At 3/8/14 09:58 AM, wildfire4461 wrote: Because you like guns and freedom?

My first thoughts exactly.

Response to: Happy birthday yurgenburgen! Posted March 8th, 2014 in General

27, huh? Sounds like you're in the prime of your life an d career Mr. Yurgenburgen. These are the days that matter most. But for today at least, have a blast, do something atypical, don't let the future years change you... well, you might have to change occupation, that always seems to happen :p

At 3/8/14 03:04 PM, Jester wrote:
Have a good one, you strange and wonderful motherfucker.

Ditto

Response to: Happy Birthday Scte3 Posted March 8th, 2014 in General

Wow, happy birthday Sonicchaostaileverythin' the Third :) You've been such a positive influence here. Every time I see your name pop up, good words follow! Thank you for sharing yourself with us!

Response to: An offer for newgrounds $$ Posted March 6th, 2014 in General

At 3/6/14 01:32 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:
At 3/6/14 04:40 AM, tox wrote: ... explanation from request of my elaboration
Ideal! cheers tox

Eh, I get his feel, enough to clarify his slightly neurotic references http://spybotnsa.newgrounds.com/ http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/#!/content/1.1311295 Newgrounds is like a little place in the woods, a hangout off the beaten path. No one wants to see it bulldozed down, fenced off, or have cameras and mics pointed at it!

What kind of price tag can you put on someone's childhood joy? When our leaders threaten to take away our kid's cardboard boxes in the name of security, what kind of people are we? It just forces children to fear authority, or their own words, of their own youth :\ Idk...

Response to: Long Hair Posted March 3rd, 2014 in General

At 3/3/14 01:18 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 3/3/14 12:26 PM, VicariousE wrote: Hmm, speaking of which, you (and ZJ) still haven't given me your opinion of my devious plan! Considering my age and hair loss, why not look like Stamper? I don't have any wrinkles.... shit, might even get laid lol
Yeah I know....I've been meaning to respond to that ._.

Maybe if you saw a picture, you'd understand :( So if it's gotta get hacked... I mean, I could just show up with some shears, and the Chat crowd might get a chuckle out of it, especially if I start bleeding (or crying).

Ew. Metrosexual.

Precisely, and what's worse? Flamboyant metrosexuals |: Scared to go to the mall sometimes...

And jeez, why don't you guys just get a scrunchi or elasto thing, tie it back? I can tell you, it's not only difficult, but dangerous having long hair and working construction, or operating machinery :|
Yeah I'm aware of this. I just think I look weird with my hair back. And I have been told by more than one person that they agree with this.

Keep one in the car then, just in case. You get into trouble at home with a blender or waste disposal unit, don't come crying to me. I did have a small hang up using a power drill in a weird spot once, when it WAS tied back, then I started using 2 hairbands |: That helped with tangling too.

Response to: How much do you love NG? Posted March 3rd, 2014 in General

At 3/3/14 12:57 PM, Piggler wrote: Well...I like it, but I wouldn't put a ring on it.

This. Although this site's been an important part of my life for a damn long time, it's certainly not a 10/10. That said, love isn't something you can get tailor-made, it's something you have to buy off the rack... so, yeah, I guess I love this place |: Damn.

Response to: Why are you the best poster? Posted March 3rd, 2014 in General

I'm old, mean, and devious, like a feral dog. I try to post useful information when the thread calls for it.

Response to: Long Hair Posted March 3rd, 2014 in General

At 3/2/14 03:30 PM, Viper50 wrote: I'm thinking about getting my hair cut shoulder length and then growing it out again. Ya know...split ends and stuff like that.
That and I just wanna cut it that short and have it shorter for a bit. It's a tad too long at the moment so it sometimes gets in the way.

Hmm, speaking of which, you (and ZJ) still haven't given me your opinion of my devious plan! Considering my age and hair loss, why not look like Stamper? I don't have any wrinkles.... shit, might even get laid lol Aren't many chicks these days that go for the metal look :( But they're starting to go for that effeminate, boy-chick/metrosexual shit, like over in Japan.

And jeez, why don't you guys just get a scrunchi or elasto thing, tie it back? I can tell you, it's not only difficult, but dangerous having long hair and working construction, or operating machinery :|

Response to: Wonderful People R U ONE? Posted March 3rd, 2014 in NG News

Whoops, forgot to say, "Check your Account Settings to see if you have been invited to vote on the Monthly Winners for February!"

Response to: Your first time. Posted March 3rd, 2014 in General

At 3/3/14 10:50 AM, Elitistinen wrote: First time you travel outside your country?

Ah, I wanna say 15. My family and I went to TJ (Tijuana) for a day trip. We had a choice before going: get something eat before we went, or just get the car insurance for the day. I chose. Heading North from San Diego, we heard this on the radio. Good thing I wanted to try authentic Mexican food (which was a hamburger and fries).

I'm sure this will be a thread killer, but, tell us about the first time you had sex with the opposite gender.

Response to: Bitcoins, litecoins and dogecoins Posted March 2nd, 2014 in General

At 3/1/14 10:02 PM, Feoric wrote:
At 3/1/14 09:05 PM, VicariousE wrote: No, you're largely correct. The US is the lynchpin to a lot of other currencies; too many eggs in a paper basket. The worst case scenario is China and/or Japan cashing in all their US Treasury bonds... that will be the multi-trillion dollar straw that breaks the camels' back. Then the bankers will cry boo-hoo, and tell their minions (world governments) that they want to start a world bank, one currency to rule them all.
You're right, that would be bad. Fortunately this is never going to happen -- Japan and China are the US' 4th and 2nd largest trading partners, respectively, and depend on a healthy strong dollar to keep those exports flowing to consumers.

I do hope you're right, because most of our wealth isn't in circulation, or held by 99% of the citizenry. It's the hoarders of money we have to worry about... they always want more of it, as well as control. If our government defaults, even a little (which *is* possible, considering the chained, poop eating dogs who run Washington), the momentum might be unstoppable. Some old folks have told me America feels like mid-1930's Germany, which is just awful.

Response to: Bitcoins, litecoins and dogecoins Posted March 1st, 2014 in General

At 3/1/14 06:45 PM, CiviLies wrote:
At 3/1/14 03:35 PM, NeonSpider wrote: But there is backing to American currency and also currency of other nations...
At 3/1/14 06:30 PM, Feoric wrote: The full faith and credit of the United States Federal Government...
Alright, the both have you some solid points that I didn't think about, so thank you for pointing all this out to me! I guess some of this should have just been common sense to me, though.

No, you're largely correct. The US is the lynchpin to a lot of other currencies; too many eggs in a paper basket. The worst case scenario is China and/or Japan cashing in all their US Treasury bonds... that will be the multi-trillion dollar straw that breaks the camels' back. Then the bankers will cry boo-hoo, and tell their minions (world governments) that they want to start a world bank, one currency to rule them all.

Response to: Wonderful People R U ONE? Posted March 1st, 2014 in NG News

At 2/28/14 03:50 PM, TomFulp wrote: I love the whole vibe nietzlawe is putting out. Three of his latest:

The man is an insane wordsmith (and poet?), worthy of a good blog-read as well!

Enjoy yer weekend.

Can't. The weathermen are claiming 6-12" of the white stuff Monday morning. Really need to get one of those bent handled snow shovels. Keeps the weight low to the ground, and you don't have to stoop so much to fill up the head. The good ones have some play in the head, to make chucking the snow a little easier. Compared to using a straight shovel, it's like night and day, truly.

Response to: My dog is going to die tomorrow Posted March 1st, 2014 in General

At 3/1/14 04:45 AM, Me-Patch wrote: My dog is only six years old.

That's harsh man, you have my sympathies. It's said that you can never truly love, unless you're prepared to let that love go, willingly and gratefully. Speak to her happily before she goes, and don't look back. It's not good to grieve over a pet too long.

Response to: Texas Bashing in Media Posted March 1st, 2014 in General

Lol, wat? This is merely a distraction for bigger crimes to take place. Follow the money, and you will see that 'we the people' don't matter in the slightest, until we collectively say "Enough of this bullshit, represent us, or GTFO." Divide and conquer, durr. The United States is the last, best hope for a free world. If we fall, most of the world will be vulnerable to control.

Response to: Wonderful People R U ONE? Posted February 28th, 2014 in NG News

At 2/28/14 05:09 PM, TomFulp wrote: There is a limit but I think we tried to raise it pretty high - let me know if you hit it.

Okey dokey.

And yes, maybe it was up until this redesign but we used to have categories such as "Favorite Musicians" and "Favorite Game Developers", which was kinda cool but it ultimately added to the mess and confusion that NG can often become... When it came time to address feeds we decided it was best to just have a single list of users you follow.

How about adding a filter to the page? Could be by aura, by name, date added... I'm so picky, sry.

Response to: Wonderful People R U ONE? Posted February 28th, 2014 in NG News

At 2/28/14 03:50 PM, TomFulp wrote: I'm surprised a lot by the people I'm NOT following, because I simply forget to click the heart at the top of their user page, or next to their name on a submission.

Is there a cap on how many 'favorite users' you can have? I (think) had a max of around 1064, now it's just below a thousand. I deleted some dead accounts, recovered some of my lost favorites (the earliest ones went first)... weren't favorites under their own sub-sections, like art, audio, movie, game (and none for the unpublished)?

Response to: Top entries from 02/26/2014! Posted February 27th, 2014 in P-bot's Postings

Whoa, the guy who got 2nd, impressed me deeply! As a former video producer, I can see lots of good things going on in his work... just doesn't translate well in the Colonies :(

Response to: New Supporter Checkout Posted February 27th, 2014 in NG News

Every time I quickly glance the FP, I see: Latest News: New Super Checkout
Corporate America sure has us programmed well, huh? Using 'super' in anything, is like a strong-arm ad tactic; like having product names end in 'A', the word 'free', babies, kids, kittens and puppies... better stop now :p

Response to: Computer Construction Crew Posted February 27th, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

At 2/26/14 10:49 AM, Snuff wrote: I've worked it out to be cheapest at around £850.

That's a lot of clams in America!

RAM
8GB

I'm not much good on Intel builds, but what kind of memory? Sounds like it could be a potential choke-point for overall speed.. depends on the MB, mainly.

GPU
MSI NVIDIA GeForce GTX 780 Lightning Edition

I guess this is where the most clams go.... how many GB of memory?

I also plan on getting a pair of Dell UltraSharp U2414H 23.8 inch monitors after I've got the components.

Have an application in mind? I figure I only look out one window at a time, so...

I have the tower and RAM already and possibly a good enough motherboard but it's currently being repaired from water damage so I can't remember what it was.

My condolences on the awful floods in the UK recently. I wonder what can be done to save a soggy MB?

I may need to invest in a new tower anyway considering the insane size of the Lightning Edition.

Time to bust out the ruler!

Response to: Beard Transplant Popularity rising Posted February 27th, 2014 in General

At 2/27/14 02:21 AM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 2/27/14 01:35 AM, VicariousE wrote: I know a certain lady here who would love a beard! She's mostly hetero, but she likes the butch look :)
selena

Lol, she doesn't have an account here... does she? There's a British singer chick who's active on here, looked legit enough... but damn, can't remember her name! Was a few months ago, I saw a review of hers and started lurking. Seems nice enough, has kids...

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted February 27th, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

I don't own a portable phone/computer thingy, but isn't there a heavily commercial app/game out there already that has a bouncing bird, dodging vertical objects in a side-scrolly fashion? No ads, but, is this legit to have here?

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    Little Red Flying Bird by harsamcreative

    Fly in a endless game with Little Red Flying Bird.

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