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At 4/9/14 04:58 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Why you can't see yourself in a picture of a mirror? Because that makes no sense whatsoever. Pretty much proof God exists.

It makes perfect sense you can't use a 2D copy/image mirror, are you high on whippets? Has this digital device gone straight to your core programming, and turned it sideways? Why don't we photocopy you, and see if the post quality improves?

At 4/8/14 01:44 AM, JRob wrote:

At 4/8/14 01:32 AM, Elitistinen wrote: You know, anything with Pokemon is ranked pretty high.

This is just NG...

It's not the fact that it's Pokémon that's bugging me - it's the fact that it's one of the endless amounts of shitty parody videos that plague this site.

And we have another fucking Game Grumps fan animation on the front page.

Kids are really boring and predicable these days |: At least the Mario/Sonic stuff has abated... slightly.

Congrats to the winners, and to trueamerican for winning the voting pool! I wish more old timers could support NG.

What an inspiring post (especially for someone as decrepit as myself).

People take to fame differently from one another, just like anything else. Celebs who wanna meet each other, usually go through agents :| I can understand why someone in the public's eye would want to date outside that fishbowl world, where eccentricities, addictions, even hysteria and death, are prevalent.

Cheers to the winners! And @Kel-chan? I'm putting up a new profile pic, sry I have to bump your drunken Xmas Asterix pic :( Congratulations on a first place showing over the weekend!

What are the odds? I just watched an episode, before seeing this thread! "You Can't Do That On Television", or "YCDTT" if you had a subscription to TV Guide, which many people did. The show started in Canada in 1979, then got picked up by Nick and lasted for pretty much all of the 1980's.

I know it's ancient, so I'll just say it was the first best. IDK... *splat* Who's yo slimedaddy?

At 4/2/14 07:01 AM, liljim wrote:

At 4/1/14 11:49 PM, VicariousE wrote: Whoa dude, you lost your secure certification (or let it lapse)!

Ummm... nope?

11:45pm EST, there was no verifiable https certification (via FF 28.0/Verizon FIOS)... I think cloudflare went a little wonky. An hour or so later, it went back to normal, just as it is now. I did notice sales were still going on, so maybe it was just me.

Whoa dude, you lost your secure certification (or let it lapse)! I used to log on to the https FP, to avoid seeing any ads at all before logging in. And that roll over ad at the top, is really lame to mouse around, or so I've been told :P

About 20 years ago, I bought an Estes rocket kit from some store in the mall. I also got extra engines, starters, and a pack of wadding. The 'wadding' for model rockets, is basically uber thick toilet paper, which is slightly flame resistant.

I still have that pack of unopened rocket toilet paper, and now I have 2, NG official rolls, of toilet paper coming in the mail.
The hell is wrong with me? I don't even use a foot of TP per day. Happy to say, I poop like clockwork every morning, which leaves little time for porcelain speed reading. Though I'm a bit bummed at all the 45's in the NRA magazine.....

At 4/1/14 02:07 PM, Mismo wrote:

At 4/1/14 02:01 PM, VicariousE wrote:

At 4/1/14 01:42 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: God damn right. I already ordered mine.

Only one roll? Cheapskate. How long will that last?

You fool, these are newgrouds toilet rolls! Just one square can last up to five days minimum.

Maybe if it were a bug's asshole....

At 4/1/14 01:42 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: God damn right. I already ordered mine.

Only one roll? Cheapskate. How long will that last?

OMG, how are you?! I don't think we ever talked before, but I enjoyed your BBS comments back in the day!

You sure you just wanna give all that hard work away? Why not put it up on Ebay or something?
(Better question: how bad does your life have to be, to want someone else's account?)

Count me in, but if I win, please pick the next person in line.

I use pages from old Sears and Roebucks catalogs in the outhouse, but I'd be happy to donate several rolls to NG HQ one night...

At 3/31/14 03:29 PM, ash wrote: GMC and Chevy are the same thing lol

Yeah, but there's a definite price difference, though sadly, the quality is about the same

This is when we JUST bought it haha, can't drive without plates or insurance ;)

Got many miles on it? 4 cyl, right? You try it out before buying it? Gotta listen to the rattles first...

I'd love to see the trailer he used to get that thing home! One thing's for sure, anyone gets stuck in the mud near his place, he's going to be the only one to pull them out! It's legal to own decommissioned military vehicles in a lot of places, but not so legal to drive them on the roads, especially one that heavy... the tracks would decimate the pavement!

Flappy bird clone with a popup window to Facebook. I don't use Facebook, and I don't text :|

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At 3/21/14 04:02 PM, TomFulp wrote: If we got it done you would be able to access the lists. As for direct user search, lately I've been keen on having our search just load up Google results in an iframe. We'll just never be able to search the site as well as Google. The downside is the google results aren't as pretty as ours since they don't always pull in thumbnails and they mix EVERYTHING together and prioritize our tag results pages... We could beautify it if we used their API but that would get really expensive because people do tons of searches.

There was an internet and search engines long before Google, is it really that hard to make a good search page? How about gently ripping off IMDB's advanced search model/page? I know we don't have as many searchable tags with our ancient db... but adding 'search between (date/score/views) and (date/score/views)' fields might work...

At 3/21/14 01:33 AM, Viper wrote: Yeah but the BBS has more or less changed my attitude over the course of my being on here.
And not only that. My being on here all the time has resulted in me not talking to you or any of other users I used to talk to daily as much as I used to. Which sucks.

Fuck it, you're a mainstream Newgrounds man!

And, shit, Viper's taste in music... dark zen metal that runs on for hours, like a bad gif loop on YouTube :p

Dark zen metal?

You sent me a few links to real albums, that ran for obscenely long times, stoner metal of Methuselah. If it's going to take me a day to listen to one album, it can't all sound the same! When I was a kid, I ran into some of those dark, slow and glum albums, and just went :p "What a waste of guitars!" But then again, I liked a bit of speed and screamo metal, so, where's the accounting in taste anyway? Po-tay-to, po-tot-to

At 3/20/14 05:37 PM, Slint wrote:

At 3/19/14 10:56 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 3/18/14 04:29 PM, Slint wrote: Suck it homo.

Why do you always have to ruin shit?

If you weren't so busy saving damsels in distress on the internet you'd know I actually think Viper is a pretty cool guy even though I might've ripped on him because of his music taste.
tl;dr: I was joking

I thought as much, despite my Asperger's. Nothing like a little poo in the middle of a birthday cake, eh? A dirty sanchez, on an otherwise peachy clean thread, is a noble pursuit. When Viper started laying into the BBS, I was mortally afraid for him. Luckily he was ignored at first, as he refined his 'bag'.

You know, I'm sick of saving damsels on this site |: There's been an influx lately... And, shit, Viper's taste in music... dark zen metal that runs on for hours, like a bad gif loop on YouTube :p

At 3/18/14 10:16 PM, Thor wrote: What do you guys think? I for one think it was foolish for them to rely on Twitter, as right after the photo of the wreckage it also shows Edward Scissorhands and some pastry?

Lol, i thought the pastry was the penis... damn laggy video. But yeah, after it payed correctly

Look at their reaction!

And lol, that expression was one of, "Who's gonna get in trouble over this?"

What do you think about them being more shocked about a photo of a dick than a helicopter crash?

The media is highly controlled, only approved stuff gets on air... this is what happens when they let the masses report the news. Basically, we saw what the editors would have seen, while sifting through free information... the sorry state of journalism today :|

Happy birthday Tox, I have no clue what you'll be doing today, or what will get you off, but may you have plenty of it!

My sister was moving from the mountains of Cali, to Austin. So we both set off to the south and east. Almost out of Mohave, a massive thunderstorm hit us. We pulled over, and the rain came down, worse than a cow pissing on a flat rock :| The water actually penetrated all the seals on the slightly newish Corolla, including the windshield! No leaks ever happened like that, ever again for another 200-300K miles. 20 minutes later the desert drank it all away

Before, that Hurricane Floyd broke windows just by the force of wind... this is up in the North-east late 70's or so... A piece of straw embedded itself, (at a right angle) into a wrought iron railing on the back porch, I pulled it out days later with a minute *ping*. Certainly took more effort to dislodge it than was reasonably expected.... internal injuries from a piece of straw?! When that storm came, it was like a tidal wave broke overhead, leaving no where to run.

At 3/18/14 03:00 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Here's my latest theory/possibility. Electronic Fog. Another link.

Didn't that fog guy already have a TV special about the trip, on NatGeo or History? This would've been a few years ago, but yeah, it seems quite valid. EM field goes off the chart in the Bermuda Triangle, magnetizes shit O_o Last time I was in an MRI machine, I could feel the power of that bugger.

The last article you listed, mentioned the 20 employees were involved with electronic cyber warfare... or the stock market quick trade algorithms, same thing :\ Wars are always started by the greedy, wanting more.

At 3/16/14 12:50 PM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 3/16/14 12:43 PM, Elitistinen wrote: The Malays are hiding something... even the Indian suspected something is wrong with the plane tracking.

Okay. Very quickly read all that article and FOR SURE those lying bastards are certainly hiding something.

Could be a lack of leadership, junior officers trying to keep their capabilities/blunders secret.. who knows?

There was one company who lost 20 employees on that flight, and scuttlebutt says they had inside knowledge about how micro/speed trading on the stick market works (since it's their code that makes it work). Add that to all the recent banker suicides (some, just bizarre/clearly not), and Houston, we have a problem.

At 3/18/14 01:14 AM, Boomstick wrote:

nah, she's just Russian. Another pic for the b-day boy

Totally reminds me of this chick http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/thefabs/karissa-mug-shot except in the eyes, of course.

At 3/17/14 09:54 PM, FordV8 wrote:

At 3/17/14 08:06 PM, VJF wrote: Why are a lot of people turning 21 lately? Makes me feel so old!

Happy Birthday, Viper. Have a good one, get drunk, and

Don't listen to dis guy, don't trash yourself sir.

That's what I like about Viper, drinking has come up in conversation before, and he just puts it aside, because he saw it for what it is: strange guys sitting around and drinking. Not everyone's cup of tea. In the end, he's now a self made man. Was really nice to know him these past few years.

I had to open it up and play it a bit to remember what a cool game this was! Yeah dude, go for it! Even if you kept the mechanics the same, and just improved graphics a bit, it would still get plenty of attention!

Oddly enough, I had never watched the anime till quite recently! Not even done watching it yet, but I'm wondering if, in the sequel, you could add more characters from the series (only one or two humans, and certainly the little robots!)

Well dude, you're 21 now, it's all downhill from here. In the past few years, I've known you to be a pretty awesome guy, and you're one of my best friends on Newgrounds, and IRL. This place wouldn't be the same without you lurking and posting all over General.... though before, you used to confine your typing to the fringe side of the blogs. I could name so many people we used to talk to, but they're likely mostly dead anyway, and I'm not posting this to embarrass you lol

Happy birthday man, I hope Irish eyes grant your once-a-year-thread, a little well deserved attention!

Hope this isn't a shit-post, think I'm getting a cold :p

At 3/15/14 10:46 PM, Viper50 wrote:

I picked up a dead possum and rolled papers (cigarette tobacco) today. You see Tom's last link(!)?

The Twitter links or the art one?

Check my last post /\, and your copy of it closely, you'll notice a difference... The very *last* link ._. (!)

At 3/15/14 03:34 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Ah, reassuring.

I'm sure it is, but I do wonder about Tom's last link of the post, which seems quite odd!

At 3/15/14 02:30 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:

The "Flappy" Tag Is Really Amazing

At 3/15/14 08:23 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Seems like an interesting day. Roadkill possum? Edible... roadkill possum? O_o

No, canned. Or rather, cage trapped and terminated. I wouldn't eat a possum, they eat roadkill :|