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At 6/1/14 12:45 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: 095. 104385 | +2890 | +0790 | +1775 | VicariousE +5
Top Topper: VicariousE (+5)

Got really lucky finding easy and/or short games, working my way backwards from the medal games list. I've played so many older games offline, it's slightly easier to get the points on record, second time around... still have a few old game saves left, slowly working my way into them as well.

At 6/4/14 06:08 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: How many seconds have you approximately lived for (if your 31, you've lived for a little over a billion seconds)?

31,557,600 = one average year, so I'll be 1,309,640,400 seconds old on June 8th, when I'm precisely 41 1/2 y/o :p

What's something that absolutely cannot be gauged, by mathematics/numbers?

At 4/22/14 01:24 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/22/14 12:08 PM, Phobotech wrote: Bonus: Do you think the state of being paranoid and the status of being intelligent are mutually exclusive, or do they go hand-in-hand?

I'd say neither. You can be paranoid as well as intelligent, or just one of them, or neither. They're not reated at all.

If this was the bonus question, where was the actual question?

Protip: Question marks.

"In your opinion, what constitute a good writing system in the modern world?"

I even threw in some quotation marks.

English would probably be the best, because of it's ubiquity across the globe, and for it's ability to form complex ideas, with a minimum of space (unlike some German words, lol)

What percentage of junk (snail)mail do you actually open and read?

At 5/7/14 12:30 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:

At 5/4/14 04:29 AM, Phobotech wrote:

All the time, actually. There's this sort of comraderie that homebums (anyone whose homeless but just spends their time occupying some park with a shopping cart or something, as opposed to someone who travels and does mildly productive shit) feel with travelers, so all sorts of

@ass-crumb how ya been lately? Noticed in one of your more recent posts, not so good... hope that's changed.

I'm guessing the Sistine Chapel would not be a good place for this... ladything to be. But since my allergies are kicking my ass, and keeping me from sleeping, I guess I'm stuck at home for a while, might as well get my thoughts on the subject out...

Use of copywritten/trademarked images, namely... flappybird |:

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At 5/30/14 09:21 PM, FiendMachine wrote: Yeeesh bro,41? o_o Seriously,go get married,you too old now.

Guess I've been too narcissistic and introverted....

Via the internet maybe?

Ha, no, but it does remind me of an old phrase that popped up in the mid 90's, "I read it on the internet, it must be true (lol)." I've met other Newgrounders and celebs IRL before... the internet is just a small window into someone's soul.

Also,what is there in New Jersey that people leave it? :|

Most: populous US state, cancer, lawyers, 'guidos', expensive car insurance. Also has the highest asshole-per-capita |:

Because I live in New Jersey, and as soon as I make a friend, they leave the state. Good for them |:

I'm over 30, so I can't hang out in trendy places hoping to find an unmarried/kidless person near my age....

At 5/30/14 04:21 PM, byteslinger wrote: Just a quick heads-up: Due to a sudden situation in the family, I will be traveling out of town for a few days and I am not sure how much online time I will be able to muster. I know I usually post the roster on the first of the month, but it may be a few days late if I can't get to it until I am back in the office - hopefully by Thursday or Friday.

Hope everything goes well, and you can get back to your routine soon!

Don't worry - I'll be back before you know it!

In the meantime, this guy said he didn't animate this, just threw his voice over it :p

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At 5/24/14 05:32 AM, Nijsse wrote: Level 60! My statshot looks so shiny now.

Top of the world man, congrats!

Just passed 1K blams, thank God |: My fault for not making a new account around 2003, after I lost my password and email, oh well.

At 5/25/14 10:27 AM, Vnzi wrote:

At 5/25/14 10:24 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: We refer to guys like this as Men's Rights activists.

Most of them, yes. Some of them are taught these extremely sexist ideas, which is really sad in a way.

Respect for women was on the uptick, till about 1992, when gangsta rap was being heavily promoted by the music execs.

It's also a bit of a terror campaign saying "See ladies? This is what would happen if you friendzone a guy" which literally translate to "You will be shot and killed if you do this."
At 5/25/14 09:01 AM, Satan wrote: I'm pissed off at how the feminazi's on Twitter have turned this whole thing into "All men are homicidal woman killers". I personally think that this kid is nuttier than squirrel shit, but noooo, I'm a man, so I'm not allowed a fucking opinion on this.

Propaganda these days starts with the public, gets picked up by the media, then gets spun. In my life, I've seen the population of this planet more than double. Yet violent crime is down in the States. The media, instead of focusing on politics and communities, focuses on manufacturing a market for the public's foibles. Here's a perfect example.

That's fucking sick.

Imagine what hasn't been reported on? With this case, you had guns, women, and a properly self-documented psycho. Total gravy train for the corporations peddling the seeds of propaganda. But even then, police departments are pressured to perform like the corporations, and as such, also 'cook the books', renaming crimes listed in public ledgers.

At 5/25/14 04:22 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 5/24/14 10:42 PM, VicariousE wrote: IDK, either Tron (both versions) or Dragonslayer.

Tron was good but Tron: Legacy was terrible. Legacy was all about the special effects and not so much the story which was basically a repeat of the original story with a small twist. I thought you may have posted Fantasia, that's my choice for best Disney movie.

Yeah, I agree. They certainly could've added more pointed dialog, and played down the digital grandeur. As for making the movie more a sequel than a 'revisiting', I think they walked a fine line between the two, not wanting to skunk funding by writing something more unique (fuckin' Hollywood).

FANTASIA.

My Mom saw her first movie in the late 1940's, and it was a beat up copy Fantasia. But her favorite Disney toon was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. When she made apple pie, she always remembered Snow White's kitchen scene, where little blue birds took away the pie crust. She knew it was crap, but for a young woman living in a poor, dirty world, her mind's eye saw further than it had previously. Before she got married, she drew the evil queen on a full sized artists pad, with no references other than her memory.

After she had shown me her illustrations (I was around the age of 6 or 7), she threw them away, and forbade me to recover them. She said she was not the same person who drew those pieces, and did not want to keep them.

IDK, either Tron (both versions) or Dragonslayer. Most of what Disney's been putting out in the past few decades, reeks of mainstream sweetness, CGI and political correctness. :\ I still remember when Walt would narrate the 90 minute Sunday special.

At 5/22/14 07:41 PM, UncleCubone wrote: Ha, I forgot about RAB.

No one forgets the Dave.

Thanks for that.

http://www.anythingnapkin.com/ ...Dave, your art slave :)

At 5/22/14 07:38 PM, Whirlguy wrote: Oh wow, The Return of Ganondorf. That's one of those flashes I used to watch before ever signing up here. I loved it to death!

I could count on my fingers, how many flashes were here, before I signed up ;)

At 5/23/14 05:52 AM, Whirlguy wrote: Whoah @VicariousE, I just went through your pico day photos and stumbled upon the Bart figurine and Langdon poster. Cool!

Well, there's your unofficial certificate of authenticity! Or gift re-purposing... they're only going to have to pack it all up, for the new office anyway :( Just logged on and saw your NATA animation in my feed - best of luck!!

At 5/23/14 01:27 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Your Mystery Box was much better and worth a lot more.

Speaking of which, yesterday the last items to your Misery Box arrived (glad I asked when I did).
Did you ever order a Mystery Box, or get any stickers or other ephemera over the years? I never ordered a box, but that's okay :)

Damn, Thursday's almost over! Late day, eh Tom? Same here, too wet to work outside :p

It's nice to see the best of the past, especially all the stuff from game jams and competitions.

At 5/22/14 04:30 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: That full-screen thing is a known bug, but not sure what the other problem could be due to. @VicariousE I seem to recall you had some knowledge about this?

Not really. All I know is, having an older computer (10+ years) running WIN XP is difficult, due to limited hardware support (computer drivers for my laptop stopped in 2009).

To the OP: Try updating your video driver and Flash plug-in. If that doesn't work, please let us know: the make and model of your computer, OS version, browser and version number. You might have to download the songs to hear them safely... I'm guessing using the Audio Player on NG just causes Flash to crash, correct?

Congrats to the winners!

At 5/21/14 02:52 PM, Pkmn2 wrote: I don't want to be rude, but why is an advertisement about T-shirts in the top 10 weekly?

Congrats to all winners by the way.

In order: smutty content provider, female voice with (slightly) suggestive imagery/script, automated listing due to high view count :\

At 5/20/14 11:32 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: 50,000 Saves
26,000 EXP

Blams
18,742
Saves
50,671
Whoa man, that's a lot of crap to sit and watch.. and sometimes review!

At 5/18/14 03:44 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: All this in the same day?! :O A lotta congrats!

All of 'em except one... don't remember which, it had been about a week since I logged on to NG Log...
Today I went over 100,000 medal points!

At 5/18/14 05:33 AM, Armissea wrote: Its a huge part of my childhood dont want it to die.

Same here, NG just needs a little reinvestment and advertising/exploitation.. but not the bad kind.

Too much time and dedication and money thrown.

So what, plenty of good memories were made here.

Shit if I was a better poster id probly be mod by now.

Maybe... maybe not? Who'd want to police this funhouse anyway?

The support for new platforms, other than Flash, is NG's last hope for marketshare... the demographics for NG is, well, kids, and kids like games and edgy cartoons. Tom made a fortune on console games, now it's time to make sure NG is noted for it's free, portable games.

At 5/17/14 05:16 PM, RobotInTheRain wrote: Level 26

Sweet, congrats man!

A few things happened to me today...
"You passed 8000 B/P! Congrats!
You passed 7000 Saves. Way to go! (meh, still 13 blams away from 1000)
You passed 20000 Total Points. Bodacious!
You entered the top 1000 in B/P Points. Outstanding! (was really looking forward to this!)
You are now ranked in the top 500 on the 'Awesome User' list. (lol)"

At 5/17/14 09:43 AM, TomFulp wrote: Not 100% but much much better than yesterday. One of the kids has it now though. :(

Oh man, sorry to hear it. A tablespoon of apple cider vinegar in a glass of room temperature water usually fixes a lot of tummy troubles: restores natural acid balance, high in potassium... helps break up that bloated feeling, from all the nasty, synthetic sugar/fat/salt they pass off as food these days.

At 5/17/14 03:04 AM, Exedor wrote: Resubmit of a blammed submission:

Cool, glad you beat me to it! Thanks for your service!

Congrats to the winners... just feel a bit down that Johnathan Wrathbourne didn't complete his Pico day submission, or even enter the trailer in the competition.

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At 5/14/14 09:07 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Telsa is actually doing the electric car right. they're working on putting supercharger stations across the country so you can charge your car in about 10-20 minutes and they actually have a range comparable to gas vehicles. So if you want to take a road trip with one you surely can do so.

It's just an American version of the Prius |: The problem with hybrids is, batteries. Why carry the extra weight, when there's a small engine producing the electricity?! Here's a picture of an old configuration, which uses 4 standard batteries to buffer an inefficient electric motor. Modern electric motors are even more efficient.

But anything beats what they did during WWII: heating wood to 700 F, to use the flammable gas (not liquid) to turn over internal combustion engines. The gasoline/petrol-to-wood ratio is almost 1:10, but it worked on heavy old cars! Check out the link in my sig for 2 pdf's on how to operate a gasifier. I knew an old guy who used to run his Ford tractor that way....

Besides, when you have to drive a Prius at high speeds or fast acceleration, it's even less efficient than a BMW 3 series! (ref: Top Gear UK)

At 5/14/14 05:05 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 5/14/14 05:02 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: 01. 7 Cyberdevil +2

Aw yeah, finally! :D

Congrats, and thanks for listing me! I guess the first 10K in exp points is the hardest.

18. 1 DoctorStrongbad NEW!

Congrats to you as well, been coming up the ranks quite well, especially in the medal race!

At 5/14/14 04:09 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Yeah, same here. I'm using Win 7 64-Bit, FF 29.0.1 and latest version of Flash. Guess it's a site problem?

Also @VicariousE

This problem has been around a while I think... the visual Flash got outdated by newer versions of Flash... maybe. The version is almost a year old, no idea who's been maintaining it...