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Response to: ng has too many zombie games Posted February 18th, 2011 in General

Not nearly enough zombie games. in the post-apocalyptic world the only people to survive will be Newgrounders and 4-chaners. We've been preparing for the undead.

Response to: wtf makes girls so hot? Posted February 7th, 2011 in General

boobs

Response to: Most Beautiful Women Posted February 7th, 2011 in General

Sarah Polly

Response to: Who's your favourite Youtuber? Posted February 7th, 2011 in General

Rick Astley

Response to: the pity card Posted February 7th, 2011 in General

Tell em down the street not across the lane

Response to: School shower problem! Posted December 3rd, 2009 in General

Well since they are starring at your dick, They must be Gay.

Problem Solved

Response to: Am I the only one that cares about. Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

At 11/12/09 10:57 PM, Guywhoisawesome wrote:
At 11/12/09 10:53 PM, Cybersief wrote:

Am I the only one who still buys and uses cd's?

what the hell is a cd? next you'll be telling me vinyls going out of style...

Response to: One morning, you wake up... Posted October 11th, 2009 in General

At 10/11/09 12:54 AM, Crashman wrote: Make my 10,000th post obviously.

Way to go buddy, you have no life... i know, i can tell my own

Response to: Wtf do girls do in spare time? Posted October 11th, 2009 in General

At 10/10/09 09:23 PM, kamelona wrote:
At 9/29/09 04:42 AM, rifledark1 wrote: I hang out with a lot of girls(usually I'm the only guy in the group.).

They talk about guys, like how we salivate over huge tits.(I'm bi, so I can join the conversation ;D)
You're also 14, stop being a faggot and join a team and stick to it

BE THE QUARTERBACK FOR YOUR LOCAL FOOTBALL TEAM, YOU HAVE THE CENTER BENT OVER AND WILLING....MUHAHHAHAH CAPS LOCK IS BROKEDN BTW

Response to: Wtf do girls do in spare time? Posted October 11th, 2009 in General

At 9/29/09 04:38 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Seriously. I've been wondering. Girls Wtf do you do in your spare time other than go shopping? I mean. Almost no girls play sports. Video games are too violent or scary. Most movies are to violent or scary. Eating makes you look fat.

WTF DO YOU DO. Seriously could you please tell me some girl?

I really need to fucking know this question has been bugging me for ages.

I did not know the question for myself so i asked my girlfriend, and some of her friends...apparently they huddle in small groups and they converse about what important things of yours they are going to hide from you, for example shoes, watch, cell phones, and car keys...

Response to: Stupidest reason to call 911? Posted October 11th, 2009 in General

There was the interesting time the cops showed up at our dorm room, apparently they had heard what sounded like domestic abuse... i was balls deep in my then girlfriend, who happened to be a screamer, and the two fags next door playing Failbox hated their lives enough too severly cockblock me....

is it still a cock block where youre astopped midway?

Response to: Oldest non-active account? Posted October 11th, 2009 in General

Perhaps said person died, lost the interwebs, or was eaten by a zombie... Yep, im gonna say he was eaten by a zombie

Response to: How Old Is Your Keyboard? Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

is the keyboard where the treasure is?

Response to: do any of you get this pic? Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

At 10/2/09 03:37 PM, zimzap wrote:
At 10/2/09 03:32 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i think it's quite clever...
i made it..so shut up D:
So this is what people do at 1:05 in the morning...

This is what people do while they wait for the porn buffer to move...

Response to: what will make you leave NG's? Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

When I have to start paying....Or hidden man in bush

Response to: do any of you get this pic? Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

hmmm... this hurts to look at...hope they kill the thread soon

Response to: Chicago Eliminated From 2016 Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

At 10/2/09 03:27 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Oh well, you can come with me to Vancouver next year.

canadia? i shutter at the thought... 2022 olympics from Siberia

Response to: Chicago Eliminated From 2016 Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

At 10/2/09 03:26 PM, Aigis wrote: There are 195 countries in the world.

Give some of them a chance.

2020 olympics in sierra leone

Response to: Chicago Eliminated From 2016 Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

I live in Illinois unfortunatly,and i really dont need my tax rates going up any more.... heres an idea, care about something that matters, like getting the country out of debt...

Response to: I've got an electric personality Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

turn your meter four clicks counterclockwise and blow the fuse...

Response to: fat or skinny? Posted March 27th, 2008 in General

i am what you like to call skinny, payin for the damn internet takes all my lunch money

Response to: Have I been screwed by my brother? Posted March 27th, 2008 in General

this has had to be the most disturbing story since Slysniper told us he screwed his dog, and his dog died....

Response to: favourite cartoons you like 2 watch Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

Desert Punk, and Bleach

Fuckin awesome

Response to: So I was talking to my friend. Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

you're still gay if you fuck him/her

Response to: Some stupid math theory proved... Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

ever wonder why so many irish are born around christmas time... saint patties day is nine months before

Response to: Oh the Stupidity... Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

a man channel would have Boobs, Trucks, guns and a samuel L jackson movie on all the time

Response to: You'll laugh when you read this Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

want to hear sometyhing really funny...

the same people who wrote the bible said the world was flat...fuck ups

Response to: Wade Fulp Porn? (nsfw) Posted December 6th, 2007 in General

that looks like fulp to me

Response to: whoa the weirdest thing happend. Posted December 6th, 2007 in General

that didnt happen....

But some freshman at my old high school got caught chockin the chicken

Response to: After 4 years Posted December 3rd, 2007 in General

mine died after about 1200 hours of play.... RIP PS2 2002-2007