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Topic: I can't enjoy my solitude

Posted: 08/05/09 06:47 AM

Forum: General

Take a few valium those noises will become quite lovely.


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Topic: The Most Humiliating Moment Evar!

Posted: 08/05/09 06:46 AM

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My most embarrassing moment ever was five tuesdays ago from last week when I was walking down the street and I saw a mail box and I have a sexual fetish for mailboxes so I popped a boner and it was right in the mail box's face and the mail box saw my boner.


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Topic: How do I make my computer faster?

Posted: 08/05/09 06:33 AM

Forum: General

Lubricate your computer.... squeeze lots of KY Jelly into the air vents. The lubrication cools down the internal components and they run faster.


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Topic: Computer Issues with Internet

Posted: 08/05/09 06:31 AM

Forum: General

is your monitor plugged in?


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Topic: How do you like your coffee?

Posted: 08/05/09 06:29 AM

Forum: General

Coffee enema

mmm


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Topic: New Tattoo (Pics)

Posted: 08/05/09 06:26 AM

Forum: General

At 8/5/09 06:10 AM, dogstile wrote: i find it funny that people are saying that your never going to find a decent job or your future wife would hate it

Ditto that - how is anyone going to know whether he'll regret it in 5 years time? He might look at his arm and go 'fuck yeah best decision I ever made". Stop stereotyping, you fucks.

:-D

Besides, any job where it's going to be a problem will require long sleeve shirts anyway. I work in bloody public relations and I have seven ear piercings and I'm getting a tattoo on friday (in the exact same spot as topic starter as well). You just take out the jewellery and wear a long shirt for work. No biggie.


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Topic: What is wrong with me?

Posted: 08/05/09 06:13 AM

Forum: General

At 8/5/09 02:30 AM, Billy-Bean wrote: Here's my problem; I've been looking for a while now, and I simply can't find anything I want to buy!

I get that as well - I have periods where there's nothing I want... then BAM I impulse buy a whole lot of shit I probably don't need.

Don't worry - just wait, some advertisement will get your attention or something.


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Topic: Make your username into a company!

Posted: 08/05/09 06:10 AM

Forum: General

Intervibes - Home vibrator delivery service


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Topic: Michael Jackson died on my birthday

Posted: 08/02/09 08:24 AM

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MJ dying on your birthday is like, another 18 years bad luck.


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Topic: Hey, NG girls. Give me some tips.

Posted: 08/02/09 04:09 AM

Forum: General

The image provided looks like it was taken from a webcam site. Do you even live in the same vicinity as this girl?


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Topic: Good morning Newgrounds!

Posted: 07/31/09 08:37 AM

Forum: General

I am on the other side of the globe, so it's 8.37pm here on Friday night.

That's right, I live in the future.

I'd tell you what happens today, but it would create a tear in the space time continuum.


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Topic: Rape Isn't Fucking Funny!

Posted: 07/31/09 08:33 AM

Forum: General

You should all move to Australia

Radio hosts unlikely to be censured over rape stunt

RADIO hosts Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O appear unlikely to be censured in any way, despite widespread condemnation for quizzing a 14-year-old girl about her sexual experiences on their top-rating morning program.

On Wednesday, the child was hooked up to a lie detector test and asked on air by her mother if she had had sex.

"I've already told you the story about this," she said, adding: "Oh, OK, I got raped when I was 12 years old."

Sandilands then asked the girl if that was "the only experience you've had".

ZING!


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Topic: itt: women with babylegs for tits

Posted: 07/27/09 06:54 AM

Forum: General

Birth: you're doing it wrong.


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Topic: I pissed everywhere...

Posted: 07/27/09 06:38 AM

Forum: General

How much time did you spend concocting that story?


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Topic: Two words : fucking. pathetic.

Posted: 07/27/09 06:37 AM

Forum: General

At 7/27/09 03:05 AM, Ryan wrote: I actually think its more pathetic that he didn't just punch you square in the jaw for saying that right to his face.

When I first read his post I assumed that's what probably happened but he changed the story when he posted it on Newgrounds.


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Topic: Oranges...

Posted: 07/27/09 06:34 AM

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Topic: most random thing inside a toilet?

Posted: 07/27/09 06:23 AM

Forum: General

I went to the opening of this new night club on the weekend, had my name on the door cos I'm leik, soooo p0pular and stuffff. Anyway, when I got in I found out the place was sponsored by a shitty website (who is an actual competitor of mine), so I pull down a bunch of their flyers and threw them in the toilet and then pissed on them and posted the photos in various places on the internet. That showed them.


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Topic: Transformers 2: Better/Worse Than..

Posted: 07/27/09 06:13 AM

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At 7/27/09 04:36 AM, MrCongeniality wrote: Well if everyone wants to call these 2 robots a racial stereotype, then why the fuck is no one calling Eminem a racial stereotype? He basically acts in the same mannerism, but yet, he's white.

Doesn't matter what color they are, anybody can act a different way. Doesn't necessarily make it racist, unless they are into cross burning or they actually use racial slurs, or if they have imprisoned some jewish men and/or women, and they also own a gas chamber or an oven which they are going to put them in. Now THAT'S racism.

I would say that Eminem is a cultural stereotype (wigger) rather than a racial stereotype.

The argument that those two robots were racist is because they were given quite assuming 'ghetto' characteristics - basically, things that white people joke about being black or ghetto, ie. the whole 'bust a cap in your ass' thing. At the same time their entire purpose in the movie was to be the comic relief, be the clowns to give you a break from the explosions.

The 'clown' character is pretty common, but the difference in Transformers 2 was the combination of the 'african american' autobots as the clowns. Therefore, a mental connection is made that black = clown. Then a deeper mental connection that lowers the standing of black people in the audience's mind. Kids start thinking of black or ghetto people as comedy and nothing else, etc.

Additionally, the two robots were basically the nameless henchmen / worker droids. They didn't do anything particularly important in the movie. All the big and meaningful work was saved for the autobots who had more 'caucasian' attributes.

And don't even get me started on the political and military ignorance during all the scenes in the Middle East.

I have a degree in Communication and Cultural Studies which is why I wrote so much :-)


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Topic: My mom pwned me.

Posted: 07/26/09 06:02 AM

Forum: General

At 7/25/08 11:15 PM, SilverDragonZ wrote: It was the worst thing to ever happen to me video game wise.

I find something so amusing about that quote.


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Topic: I'm Destroying the Youth of Today!

Posted: 07/26/09 02:11 AM

Forum: General

If it wasn't for NG I would still be a heroin junkie.

I cleaned myself up, got an education and now I'm the CEO of an international corporation that sells heroin.


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Topic: Overrated Flashes?

Posted: 07/26/09 01:52 AM

Forum: General

The Transformer is waaaay over rated. I can't believe it's currently at #2 of all time. Looking forward to slowly watching it drop off the list. It's not actually funny, the concept of 'old transformers' was ripped straight out of the new movie and it only has a high score because teenagers are going ape about Megan Fox's tits. End rant.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 4353


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Topic: Newgrounds, I just failed. Hard.

Posted: 07/26/09 01:45 AM

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At 7/26/09 01:44 AM, vibes wrote: Next time us a bowl.

Woo, spelling fail.


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Topic: Newgrounds, I just failed. Hard.

Posted: 07/26/09 01:44 AM

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Next time us a bowl.

Not a paper one either.


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Topic: Wal-mart is full of dicks

Posted: 07/26/09 01:43 AM

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Well regardless if the salesperson was new or not, they still told you 30 days so Walmart has to suck shit and deal with it. I would recommend taking the issue to a local consumer group (if you have one), or try going higher up than the electronics dept middle manager.


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Topic: So i cheated on my girlfriend...

Posted: 07/25/09 07:44 AM

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The more you do it the more desensitized you'll become. So my suggestion is to keep cheating.


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Topic: The most hypnotizing site ever

Posted: 07/25/09 05:56 AM

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I think it's the accent of the zombo com guy that makes me keep listening.


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Topic: A Question About Masturbation

Posted: 07/25/09 05:53 AM

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Obviously you guys have never been to http://pornfortheblind.org

It's a legit website - audio descriptions of internet porn clips. It's hilarious.


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Topic: Ringtones

Posted: 07/25/09 05:49 AM

Forum: General

Screaming babies.

Actually, at the moment it's Dusk till Dawn by Ladyhawke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYQgBy7sJ t4


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Topic: Being a straight, white male.

Posted: 07/25/09 05:47 AM

Forum: General

That's a definite on the 'breeder' thing - I'm guilty of yelling that at people all the time.

You could also be referred to as a yuppie if you're flaunting your money.


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Topic: Transformers 2: Better/Worse Than..

Posted: 07/25/09 05:44 AM

Forum: General

Transformers 2 vs. Armageddon (both Michael Bay)

Both movies are long, drawn out, overly emotional when they shouldn't be, and a basic bore. However there was more character development in Armageddon through personal stories, struggles, mini-plot lines, whatever. In Transformers 2 there is little to no character development. And what dept the actual Autobots have is pretty asinine. For example - those two comedic relief 'worker' bots who were huuuuge racial stereotypes.

They're both tedious shithouse movies, but Armageddon is slightly better.


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