6 Forum Posts by "VerminSupreme"
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Zombie Armageddon research has shown that we have to look at the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse at a more strategic angle if we wish to fully utilize our future undead brethren.
As aforementioned, we can harness the physical power of the undead by simply tying them to enormous rotaries, creating free energy, and lessening our dependence on foreign oils. Getting the zombies there will require full compliance of everyone in the US, and finding brains to dangle in front of them for motivation shouldn't prove to be too difficult after that.
At 1/12/12 09:27 PM, beardkiller wrote: ME WANT PONEH
At 1/12/12 09:25 PM, KillerSkull wrote: I want the pony he promices!
And you will get your free ponies my friends, as well as the mandatory guide to collecting your ponies stool and using it as methane gas, lowering our dependance on foreign oil, and re-upping our soil that has been and is being depleted by current use of aero-chemicals.
I am glad to see that my policies, regulations, and future plans for the United States of America have already been circulating through this fine online community. But it is not enough, as I fear that the moral and oral decay of America may pass on to other countries through the world wide web that is the internet.
I have decided to become a part of this forum, as it seems to be the most fitting of the websites I have been to thus far. There seem to be people of various kinds here, and therefore the best place to influence every type of person I can find.
Look for future updates on my campaign for presidency, and also for my opinions and responses to inquiries that are asked on this website, be them of national or personal importance.
If elected President, I will ban Friday the 13th and instead change any otherwise instance of the date to Friday the 12th 1/2.
This will surely bring accidental deaths, injuries, and other inconveniences to a minimum, and thus assuring no slow down or setbacks to future plans of time travel research.
If elected President I will allow no racial discrimination and only segregate the living from the undead. The undead will be fenced off and collared in the turbine power collecting areas, assuring that no accidents or harm will be done to any US citizen, regardless of race, gender, age, or sexual preference.
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