130 Forum Posts by "Venture"
At 4/19/07 09:56 PM, N-Revantagonist wrote: there was this one shooting where a pre schooler or kindergartener some time ago (no idea when) a boy took a gun aimed it at a girl and said "i dont like you!" and shot
made me fofl
I think I remember that. The image is funny but the reality is not because im pretty sure the little girl died if we're thinking of the same one.
At 4/18/07 05:01 PM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote: Haha, so funny
/sarcasm
I thought you wouldn't get it :(
Quite interesting reading, the first one at least. Didn't bother with the second one but will read it sometime.
Suspect was cho seung-hui, 23 years old, Korean.
At 4/17/07 03:22 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHA.....
You suck at offending people.
At 4/2/07 07:46 PM, grime-reaper wrote: i hate sweaty footballers socks and feet :( :( :( :( :( :( :( etc.
despising scot eversince
That was a fricken funny story, but gross. If you were truthful you probably found it erotic didn't you? Funny either way.
scot eversince must die
lol
At 4/16/07 07:49 PM, BigScizot wrote: He seemed like an ok guy. He had friends and a sense of humor.
Eh depends what you define as an ok guy. He was an asshole who liked to hunt animals and even admits to being an asshole.
Btw he also admitted to having a tiny penis, not surprising is it?
At 12/31/06 02:49 PM, Soragu wrote: Ok, this thread got really fucking lame now.
Why does NG ALWAYS fuck threads up by making hordes of annoying death MSpaintings?
The simple solution would be not to read it. Anyway isn't "making hordes of annoying death MSpaintings" what the OP intended for us to do?
Lil' Chris has to get his pokemon to fight his battles
At 12/31/06 12:39 PM, justlooking9 wrote: http://www.lilchris.co.uk/forum/showflat.php? Cat=0&Number=75074&page=0&vc=#Post75074
That forum is filled with the most lame people ever, which makes it hilarious to read.
53040. Addicting but im quiting now.
Poor dog. I hope the dog was actually shot because it was going to attack them. Maybe they shot it because it was just barking a lot and they thought it was going to attack them. One guilty asshole of a person dead, one innocent dog dead. A sad Friday :(
Seems better than http://mrtwig.net/
There are so many funny URLs out there
www.whorepresents.com
www.therapistfinder.com
www.cummingfirst.com
I thought the funniest one was www.molestationnursery.com but they changed the URL. It still directs to their site though.
Good for him I guess. He probably would have got more money if he still had the box to go with it, but I don't think he will complain.
At 10/10/06 09:38 PM, Reyals wrote: Another story, not so sad, just weird.
Funny story. I can almost picture the poor guy.
I use HyperCam 2. Its very good and easy to use so long as you don't mind the logo at the top of the video.
Anal Addicts 6
by Hugh Jazz
There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but a three-piece suit with women's panties underneath when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see the Avon lady grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you masturbate, shocked by the size of the pussy that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years climbing out with arms full of beer. Being the gracious host, you eat all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of cum as 69 people are now writhing in a pile on the kitchen counter fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.
Suddenly you look up and see your mother staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
I expected it to be a picture story :(
At 10/3/06 02:06 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Thank you... this will come in handy in the future.
Whatever for?
I stopped playing it when I got killed, it sucked going to hell because it took me ages to find a way out, I had to follow another character. I much prefer Runescape even though the graphics aren't as good. Plus the eternal lands map editor didn't work at all when I tried it.
I just bought Zero Day having heard good things about it.
At 10/3/06 09:04 AM, Enoll wrote: Ele plays on the story that the columbine kids were lovers.
lol
At 10/3/06 12:55 AM, Xirau wrote: Go to the page of the video you wish to save, then thrust your penis into the monitor.
That could result in injury
I put them on tissues normally, except last night my nose was blocked and no tissues were near so I rubbed them on the side of my bed (wood)
Wow, a lot of US gambers are gonna be very unhappy.
Invasion of privacy. Sue your grandfather for all hes worth
unless its his computer
