Jonathan Ross is suspended until next year!

That shit be no good.

wtf is that shit

The toilet

Russel should be sacked because hes a wanker. But can't they leave poor Johnny be?

At 10/29/08 02:01 PM, Mishypie wrote: Haha Ross goes down today!

Serves him right, racist fuck!

"fuck that shit bitch eat a dick, chew a prick and lick a million muthafuckin cocks a second"

the BBC should stop being pussies and let him back in. >:(

My boy Russel B engaged in sexual intercourse with your granddaughter!

Eat that!

I hardly ever post these days anyway :(

At 4/20/08 02:54 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:

At 4/19/08 11:49 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."

you've got to be kidding

mmmhmm

Im sure we've all heard those arguments before.

Sean Connery

Oh hooray, people getting cut up in a manner of crazy ways!

No.

bambi on ice

stephen hawking is a pretty cool guy

If you still go to school there should be magnesium strips somewhere in the science department.

At 9/26/08 06:50 PM, PortalGun wrote:

At 9/26/08 05:49 PM, TJoyal wrote: During lunch me and three of my friends were eating, doing homework that was for the next class,

they call it homework cuz its meant for home!!

bastard

U Cnt tell me wot 2 do bender!

It probably wasnt just over the phone bill.

At 9/20/08 08:16 PM, nygiantsroxursox wrote: he just made one song that was good

wait what

At 9/21/08 01:53 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: We're both 14, we just go outside, unlike most of you.

wait, i go outside, yet i dont look nine

fuck u fg

I told a black girl that some dude thought she was hot. But she didn't know he was in the KKK, and he curb stomped her.

aww mang that game sonic mang fo da real smokaz with dem fuckin rings nd check this shit yeah

Ok there's this thing I've had between my legs as long as I remember. Its a few inches long, and occasionally a weird yellow liquid falls out of it. I've been thinking of getting it removed, but that could be expensive. But it keeps on growing and it could be dangerous if I don't get it removed.

What should I do?

Bustin' on the white folks

At 9/18/08 03:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Well If she bought the apple and you threw it, she has a right to be angry.

If the skin is still on it, you could just wash it off, or even peel it.

I love it how NG users always act mature by saying the parent was right in every thread where someone posts about their parents.

teh dild0

I SEE NO CHANGES

and i'll blow your infidel country up, said Achkmederan the wolf.

Newsreaders write their own scripts, of course.

Seriously Clarky Cats are some crazy shit when you mix them with the triple sod, I had to keep away from the bozz bozz all day ,and now i feel like a fortnight and a bad balloon.

At 9/13/08 05:04 PM, animotion wrote: Ok so there are people who love foamy, and people who hate foamy. If you hate foamy so much, then why do you complain about it all the time? Why can't you just leave the foamy lovers alone and just do something else?

Because that would increase the wank meter to high levels and i smell piss yum

2 parts Gin, 2 parts Vodka, 1 part OJ

You gots yourself a fine NG rite there hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrk