At 12/8/08 03:19 PM, Zerok wrote: Pomegranates are another enticing, exotic, and ultimately disappointing fruit.

Hey fuck you

You can insult mangos all you want, but dont fuck wit pomegranates.

Get some drugs in ya :)

HE TOLD ME ENOUGH

HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM

At 12/7/08 03:22 PM, YahooAnswers wrote: Two scientist monkeys in Africa have confirmed that too much eye exposure to words may lead to eye cancer.

I am rather shocked and appalled by this whole event to be honest, to think that anyone who has ever dragged out a sentence in order to make is longer was, in fact, helping me get eye cancer, rather disturbs me, and, quite frankly, I am not best pleased.

Good day to you my Sir.

At 12/5/08 09:21 PM, masterguy-1243 wrote: I am Chuck Norris. All are low.

Especially humour.

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Snorting some chilli powder shit and drinking bottles of tabasco sauce.

Nothing too exciting really

At 12/4/08 03:37 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Im tired how my 38 year old mom makes me wash her thongs with the rest of my our clothes. Its annoying and disgusting, if you see this mom, wash your own thongs from now on.

Jesus christ I hope your friends see this

I dont think Combat 18 would be best please

I want my NG username changed, for good reason. Who should i sent a message to? Ive sent a few requests to Wade but they yielded no results, is he the right person to ask?

At 11/30/08 04:30 PM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote: There was a five-year old kid that had her own baby.

Im pretty sure that you're talking shit.

This is how we do, we make a move and act a fool all up in the club.

This is how we do, noone do it how we do it so give us some love.

PEACE

At 5/18/07 11:47 AM, FuriousFox wrote:

At 5/18/07 11:20 AM, fredmeister wrote: is crash bandicoot 2 THAT hard???

Yes.

Getting all the crystals should take you about an hour, so no. :(

At 11/27/08 02:21 PM, SmileyKillerman wrote: It ticks me off that people at Wal mart have to work on holidays. They make there company look so friendly but really they are a extremely evil company. Their items are made in swetsops n the Middle East but nobody seems to care.

And as long as its cheap, nobody will care.

dick

At 11/27/08 08:18 AM, xKore wrote: My brothers are drug dealers. woop woop

Your house is getting ram-raided.

You touched him, didnt you?

I speak to a jiggalo who doesnt brush his teeth. I have to carry noseplugs with me.

At 11/25/08 04:01 PM, Davoo wrote: I've never been banned anywhere else a single time, but I've been banned here FOUR times.

Wow fuck! 4 times? 4 whole times? Man thats amazing! Are you some kind of crazy dude or something? Youre going to get us killed man!

At 11/24/08 04:07 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: - You got offended at that one encyclopedia dramatica article because it insulted something you liked
- You keep checking back on that one thread to see if anyone quoted you because you know that your post was really clever
- You hate High School Musical/The Jonas Brothers/The Naked Brothers Band/Miley Cyrus/Twilight without ever actually having seen/heard/read them/it
- You look down on users who have a lower level/post count than you

Yeah Ive done these but not the rest . I aint no kissy ass.

Quoted text limits are gay did i mention? Well i have now.

Fuck off you Scrooge

At 11/23/08 05:35 PM, mad-spyke wrote:

At 11/23/08 05:33 PM, VeinDigger wrote: I first got drunk at 13 off a litre of malibu. The hangover was not a pleasant experience.

At 13 drinking a litre you'd need a stomach pump. I do sense a fail coming....

fail

there is it

Well I did, and i didnt need a stomach pump. I do sense a fail coming...

fail

There it is.

Seriously if i was going to lie i would have said i drank a litre of some sort of spirit, it would make me look cooler.

At 11/24/08 05:45 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: One day, you and your wife (or husband) decide to have a kid. 9 months later, a bouncing baby boy comes along. He's all you ever wanted from a son. Then one day when he's a teenager he tells you he thinks he's gay. What do you do?

FUCKING CURB STAMP HIM INTO OBLIVION

maybe

I first got drunk at 13 off a litre of malibu. The hangover was not a pleasant experience.

At 11/23/08 05:30 PM, mad-spyke wrote: Just think of it as extra icing, i'm sure you are more than used to the taste of sperm anyways

Now now, that is rude.

At 11/22/08 08:01 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: The weird thing is, I was just starting to dip my tender little feet into the rap genre when soulja boy came out. I immediately took my feet out of said pool upon that song being released, and never went back.

Imagine if someone told you he stopped listening to music with people singing because he didn't like the Jonas Brothers. Thats how I feel right now.

Damn, I was making the best cake you can ever imagine, it had cherrys, strawberrys, blueberrys and every wonderful thing you could ever imagine. All my life I'd been practicing making the perfect cake, and this time i thought that I had finally cracked it. I had one slice of it, when it hit my mouth it was an almost orgasmic feeling, the best thing that I had ever tasted. I was instantly in love. The thick icing complimented the sponge so well it was unreal. But as soon as I took my eyes off that cake, I heard somebody kick the house of my door down.

"Give me all your fucking money please", I heard him cry. But then the scent of my cake hit him. "I'll let you live for one morsel of that delicious smelling concoction" he said. He bit into the cake, and he was content. But then he wanked all over the cake so now i cant eat it.

I'm pissed off.

If theyre really that pissed off about being circumcised when they older, they can just get someone elses foreskin stuck onto them. They can do that these days.

At 11/22/08 07:14 PM, Hyakugojyuuichi wrote: 1.Samuel L. Jackson
2.Chuck Norris
3.Energizer Bunny
4.Mr.T
5.George W. Bush
6.Bill Clinton

Ya fucken mother

I have to time how long i piss for and write it down on my arm. Seriously, its like heroin, once you start you can't stop