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Author Search Results: 'valium9'

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None

Topic: I could be working at BBC

Posted: 09/13/09 01:48 PM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 12:20 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/12/09 10:07 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Get them to get rid of BBC America, seriously, nobody watches it.
Yeah I heard that instead of the best stuff you Americans get Cash in the Attic.

Damn right the Americans shouldn't benefit from british governement funded tv!


2.

Happy

Topic: I kinda hate stoners

Posted: 09/13/09 01:38 PM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 01:12 PM, Crayzorder wrote: Man, you should chill.

And smoke a cock.

Fixed that for you


3.

None

Topic: Woman finds and rapes long-lost son

Posted: 09/12/09 11:27 AM

Forum: General

Lol'd so hard


4.

None

Topic: Last of the group,

Posted: 09/12/09 11:23 AM

Forum: General

At 9/12/09 12:12 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: At least you aint Zerok

Yeah I tell myself this too :)


5.

None

Topic: Oh Shit. Bro's friend come to stay

Posted: 09/12/09 05:25 AM

Forum: General

Why is it that only fat stinky people wear Hawaiian shirts???


6.

Happy

Topic: If you love her, slap her.

Posted: 09/12/09 05:22 AM

Forum: General

Stop the hate bro


7.

None

Topic: Rate my vid

Posted: 06/30/09 08:39 PM

Forum: General

Fuck off no, whore it in your blog not on the BBS.

motherfucking cunt ass bitch >:O

8.

Kissing

Topic: my grandmahad a fight with a hobo

Posted: 06/30/09 08:37 PM

Forum: General

Lambeth by any chance?


9.

None

Topic: So, newgrounders.

Posted: 06/30/09 08:27 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 06:59 PM, bob wrote:
At 6/30/09 06:58 PM, Arkre wrote: How much bandwidth do you think NG eats up on a monthly basis?
Yeah, everybody guess and then I'll have Tim post the actual answer. He's been looking for something to post about for about a week now.

(he's very shy)

Hi Bob


10.

None

Topic: I Have a Theory...

Posted: 06/30/09 08:25 PM

Forum: General

GTFO with your red scare bullshit back to 787chan or something


11.

None

Topic: So now that Michael Jackson is dead

Posted: 06/30/09 08:23 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 08:18 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 6/30/09 08:15 PM, valium9 wrote: Who?
Some random singer influenced by everything. Lirnk

Jacko
funny [x]
interesting [x]
controversial [x]
successful [x]
pop icon [x]

That guy
funny [ ]
interesting [ ]
controversial [ ]
successful [ ]
pop icon [ ]

Whoever it was that suggested him, die in a fire.


12.

None

Topic: So now that Michael Jackson is dead

Posted: 06/30/09 08:15 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 08:14 PM, Steak89 wrote: What about Jason Mraz?

Who?

see my point?

13.

Blushing

Topic: Best Band Lyrically

Posted: 06/30/09 08:14 PM

Forum: General

Cannibal Corpse for sure

inb4 wall of text, its relevant

I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my raoe
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

Pleasure from the dead, complete satisfaction
I open the coffin
Sick thoughts run through my head as I stare
At the dead, over and over, I can't escape
I begin the dead sex, licking her young, rotted orifice
I cum in her cold cunt, shivering with ecstasy
for nine days straight I do the same
She becomes by dead, decayed child sex slave
her neck I hack, cutting through the back
I use her mouth to eject

Here I cum, blood gushes from
bleeding black blood
her head disconnected
As I came, viciously I cut, through her
jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with
her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children

Intercourse with infants
Curing heads on top of spikes
boiling skulls
Skin sliding off of bones

Voices
The voices call
Voices
The voices are calling me
Buried dead I've spiritually infected
Call to me from beyond their graves

Bleed
I now bleed pus
I bleed, the blood of the dead
I bleed on her livid skin
Thrusting myself within
Beginning to chop through her hairless crotch
Beyond what we know as death
It haunts me everyday
I hear the voice of every child
That lies next to me decayed
A fresh corpse, to fill with my infection
Tortured before death, no orifice left unfilled

Violated after death
Virgin hole infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile


14.

Expressionless

Topic: So now that Michael Jackson is dead

Posted: 06/30/09 08:10 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 08:09 PM, valium9 wrote: Better question is- "who gets to be new king of the pedophiles?"

Fritzl gets my vote, lifetime achievement award.

Fixed, sorry.


15.

Happy

Topic: So now that Michael Jackson is dead

Posted: 06/30/09 08:09 PM

Forum: General

Better question is- "who egts to be new king of the pedophiles?"

Fritzl gets my vote, lifetime achievement award.

So now that Michael Jackson is dead


16.

None

Topic: I Ruined My Ui (wow)

Posted: 06/28/09 03:31 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/09 03:15 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: Upgrade your RAM.
that should solve your problem.

How would that help at all? Its not performance thats the problem, just the fact that I can never seem to customize my UI without making it an eyesore.


17.

None

Topic: Photoshop Billy Mays

Posted: 06/28/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

Sure is 4chan in here


18.

Crying

Topic: I Ruined My Ui (wow)

Posted: 06/28/09 03:11 PM

Forum: General

I had my user interface all nicely laid out, working pretty good. Then I tried to improve it with some addons and suddenly it was a giant headache. Now all my actionbars are messed up :(

How many of you have done this, on whatever game? (not really appropriate for video games forum, as I'm talking non-console). I've done the same thing on my computer before too, put too many widgets around and not been able to use any of them as a result.

Why do we do this? I guess less really can be more :S


19.

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Topic: I wrote a novel...

Posted: 03/20/09 07:41 PM

Forum: General

I'm gonna write a novel, and it'll be shit.


20.

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Topic: Seeing newgrounds in real life

Posted: 03/20/09 07:27 PM

Forum: General

At 3/20/09 06:22 PM, Fox wrote:
At 3/20/09 04:59 PM, agustana wrote:
At 3/20/09 04:07 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:
At 3/19/09 09:09 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Yes! Newgrounds is in T.V. guide. Take that 4 chan!
4chan isn't as bad as people say it is.
To be honest, I'm afraid to even visit that website.
Don't. It rots the brain.

Thats bullshit, the only people who have this notion are furfags, jews and other minorities /b/ opposes =P


21.

None

Topic: Seeing newgrounds in real life

Posted: 03/20/09 02:17 PM

Forum: General

At 3/20/09 02:09 PM, T-N-T wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:07 PM, T-N-T wrote:
At 3/20/09 01:43 PM, valium9 wrote: On my school's non uniform day I saw an obese kid in a black Newgrounds T-shirt :(

I called him a fag about three dozen times and accused him of being a 09'er
Wow, at least that kid had the balls to wear one, not go and apologize to him.

I refuse.


22.

Misunderstood

Topic: Seeing newgrounds in real life

Posted: 03/20/09 01:43 PM

Forum: General

On my school's non uniform day I saw an obese kid in a black Newgrounds T-shirt :(

I called him a fag about three dozen times and accused him of being a 09'er

23.

None

Topic: Regarding Sirtom93 and Newgrounds

Posted: 03/20/09 01:37 PM

Forum: General

At 3/20/09 01:32 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 3/20/09 01:29 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: He had some on his computer? lol. I was just thinking of their reaction to all his hentai but this should be a bigger laugh.
I don't think that the people assigned to do a computer analysis would be particularly shocked to find porn or weird porn on anyone's computer, especially not if, as computer analysts, they've had any exposure to internet culture.

Possession and/or distribution of that material is illegal under current UK law, and the authorities routinely scan confiscated machines.


24.

None

Topic: Regarding Sirtom93 and Newgrounds

Posted: 03/20/09 01:24 PM

Forum: General

I would laugh so hard if he has BDSM pics, etc on his computer- as extreme porn and beastiality is illegal in the UK now XD

Also- Lolicon

25.

Winking

Topic: Your Weirdest Fetish...

Posted: 03/20/09 01:04 PM

Forum: General

At 3/12/09 12:36 PM, RKThrilla wrote:
At 3/12/09 12:35 PM, Minty-Hippo wrote:
Well Thats about it for me What about you guys :P
I like glasses

You will enjoy this

As for me, after my girlfriend sucks me off we french kiss before she swallows. Hottt.


26.

Elated

Topic: I made a Youtuber cry

Posted: 03/01/09 01:42 PM

Forum: General

cool story bro (Y)

I made a Youtuber cry


27.

None

Topic: If you Were Level 60...

Posted: 02/10/09 01:10 PM

Forum: General

At 2/10/09 12:45 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: I'd wait for the Expansion Pack.

Newgrounds: The Lolz Crusade.

Then level to 70.

Nah, buy Newgrounds: Wrath of Eyelovepoozy at the same time and go straight to 80


28.

None

Topic: Obama Is 'My President'

Posted: 02/10/09 01:08 PM

Forum: General

The thing with politics is that every random person feels the need to make their leaders into godlike characters and boast about how great they are, whether through the news, propaganda or on their favorite forum.


29.

Muted

Topic: Is it just me or does the BBS...

Posted: 12/26/08 10:01 AM

Forum: General

Suck big black cocks today?

I know i'll get B& for this, but I really think the whole of NG has gone to shit recently :'(

Farewell, I'm off to take refuge in /b/ until Newgrounds looses the huge amounts of cancer


30.

None

Topic: Hello kitty gun

Posted: 12/26/08 09:52 AM

Forum: General

A cat is fine too

Hello kitty gun


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