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My parents bought me a laptop but I threw it against a wall because:

A) It wasn't a MAC

B) I have ADD and can't help it

C) They don't understand me and I need to express myself.

I asked my mom if I could go to a concert and she said maybe so I complained about it on facebook. I think I have the worst mother ever. She's crazy and jealous of how good I look. She wishes she was me so badly so I laugh at her. No one else in the world has a worse mother than me

I just don't get it. No one else in the world has it as bad as I do. I mean African kids but at least they have something to look forward to (water, food, etc.)! I have nothing to look forward to. All I do is copy my homework from Brandy and then post on tumblr and facebook all day. Its disgusting. And I'm getting fat, I ate like three loaves of garlic bread last night but I was having an emotional breakdown so it was okay. And it sucks because I hate fat people. Last time I watched Biggest Loser I actually vomited in disgust.

I've been so depressed lately. I tried to cut myself but that shit fucking hurt so I stopped and just pushed my brother down the stairs instead. My parents were mad but I told them I couldn't help it and I needed to see a psychiatrist because I'm schizophrenic. So if you think you have it bad, think of me

As someone who attempted suicide (and I didn't take this offensively) I can say to have given up on life completely and then to be denied the escape, you definitely change. And some people just need something else in their life, something they didn't think they would ever have

At 9/18/10 02:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote: i dont think you have to pay to throw something in to a volcano...

Did you read ANY of the thread?

At 9/18/10 01:57 PM, sweet21 wrote:

At 9/18/10 01:56 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/18/10 01:56 PM, VaginaBoob wrote:

At 9/18/10 01:54 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Anybody who wants to throw kittens in a pit of lava obviously has the time to do it.

And what does money have to do with it?

cause all pits of lava are free...

Because volcanos cost money...

Costs money to get there.

not to mention most require a tour guide or some kind of authority figure in order for you to legally be there. Yes we are killing kittens here, but there's no need to rack on the penalties

At 9/18/10 01:54 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Anybody who wants to throw kittens in a pit of lava obviously has the time to do it.

And what does money have to do with it?

cause all pits of lava are free...

Who has the time or money to even pull this off??!

Its just when she says "I'm so fat" you can actually say "well NOW you are"

The one with the really big tits and the really big dick!

This became a lot more popular than expected

Tonight I jerked off to a picture of a fully clothed woman in a magazine. It took nearly 40 minutes in total but it finally came out and it was fantastic. What's the weirdest thing you ever jerked it to?

At 9/5/10 03:33 AM, Esshole wrote:

At 9/5/10 03:30 AM, mushroomn wrote: It wasn't the creepy pasta as much as the discovery off the missed calls and sudden freak out when my friend went offline, unfortunately, aziz ansari is the only thing that can make me feel better right now!

Missed calls and people logging out? Sounds like the average life of Americans everywhere ....

I mean in the heightened anxiety after reading that story I really couldn't figure how these odd coincidences just figured naturally

i have just come to realize that i have more friends on facebook than like the most "popular" girl on school xDD
i feel so accomplished :p

On the contrary, that was not funny at all

Hmm yes because it was supposed to be wasnt it? Hmm yes

Do you understand Sarcasm?

heres mine its silly XD:

Rawrr! is my newest favorite word :)
nd i dyed my hair as of right now...37 times nd its gonna still grow :D lol
claire was here %u2665 ily martin! x)

I spend 90% of the time lurking

At 8/9/10 05:46 PM, Esquemaclichetype wrote: If you want to know what he's talking about, just watch Shutter Island.

One free laser and a hat if you get the reference. Even if you haven't seen it I'm sure you can piece it together. Spoiler alert.

No, this actually happened recently

Discuss this American tragedy

Authorities have been contacted LEAVE THIS THREAD

At 8/9/10 02:48 PM, Dslash wrote:

At 8/9/10 02:46 PM, VaginaBoob wrote: wow...buying stuff online is easy x.x
but it gives that small sense of guilt =.=;

How?
Unless you are buying condoms or children trading cards or other shit like comic books
You should not feel guilty, unless the credit card isn't yours.
Also, get out of my basement.

hahaa i spent about 200 dollars within 2 days x.x
without my parents knowing also x.x

wow...buying stuff online is easy x.x
but it gives that small sense of guilt =.=;

as a Brit, I'm pissed you damn fatties

DISCUSS

here's my latest, one first prize at school

cant you realize that its only a matter of time before i forget about you? if you knew, you wouldn't keep pushing me away, but since you didnt, your really stupid...but thats something i liked about you. your so simple minded and never thinking about the consequences until it literally makes you crash and hurt yourself...but its too much for me. you dont realize anything and i feel so stupid and so empty that i dont even want to see you sometimes even though i wish something couls happen...so why dont we just end it now? i dont have to face the rejection later and you dont have to deal with someone like me who tried so hard for you to notice but you dont even realize what the hell im trying to do...it pisses me off how your with other people and not give a shit and then talk to me for about a few minutes before you say you need to go. you know what? then dont even talk to me to begin with! id rather have no minutes of talking to you than a few minutes of mere talking. you dont realize it and i dont want to fucking waste my time or my energy for you to notice and give me that look where you dont even realize my pain and make me look like an asshole...so dont talk to me again. if you send me a text or a call, ill ignore it and delete the text before i even read it. im done with your empty shit...now fucking leave me alone and dont ever talk to me again you bitch.
and to make this better, you probably wont even notice this note. fuck you and fuck my life</3

At 8/4/10 01:36 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Not gonna happen.

brutal defeat

I can proudly say I just got my dick sucked a month ago so I'm officially not part of this anymore!

Just know, life gets better

I have a friend who has been chasing a girl for nearly two years, she constantly blows him off and delays get togethers because she's "Sick" and I've heard her joke behind his back about how much she uses him to get free weed and stuff, really makes me sick

I think anyone can safely assume that until someone has graduated from college and lives on their own, the power of that education and their taxes now in the system, can someone's opinion actually be worth anything. Being 17, I still find even the smartest kids in my school book-wise take one side and blindly follow it either with or opposing their parents. One has to realize that there are positives and negatives to everything and there's never a clear answer to any issue so there's no point in over simplifying it

At 8/1/10 07:57 PM, Wind-Smear wrote:

At 8/1/10 07:51 PM, VaginaBoob wrote: this movie is probably the most hated of all time

No its not, its one of the greatest comedy films of all time. Gotta love Monty Python :).

How many of us are being sarcastic?

At 8/1/10 07:50 PM, Wind-Smear wrote:

At 8/1/10 07:47 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries!!!

Great movie :)!!!!!!!!!!
"I fart in your general direction"

I'm pretty sure no one agrees with that and this movie is probably the most hated of all time