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At 4/4/11 12:32 AM, sweet21 wrote: it's a boy! Come on Newgrounds this isn't hard, 2+2=4 man GET IN THE GAME.

Correct, 300 points, congrats you're in the lead currently, (king of the hill bonus = 70 points) so your total score is 370

Day 2, Round 5: Xtreme Tranny Torture

Decide the true genders of these people, and which one they were first (man or woman)

Man - 80 points per correct
Woman - 90 points per correct
Tranny Terror Bonus Guess - 3 power points
Altered Species Bonus Game - 5 power points if unlocked
Return of Mystery Box - 2,000 points

500 points are now in the game! Which means the store has officially opened up!

Plunger - 50 points
Watchful Bird - 200 points
Gender Bender - 800 points
Ultimate Trial - 1,000
Bonus Pics - 5,000 points
Fan Service ;) - 15 power points
Free pass - 20 power points

Good luck!

At 4/4/11 12:32 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 4/4/11 12:28 AM, VaginaBoob wrote:

At 4/4/11 12:26 AM, Adio0205 wrote: What the hell is this?

read the original post for official rules

What rules? You just list some genders and points beside them. Clarify.

this game has been around since before I joined newgrounds, ask someone else or google it. I don't make the rules I just list them

At 4/4/11 12:26 AM, Adio0205 wrote: What the hell is this?

read the original post for official rules

Okay so Brandy and Karen and I are currently at war with some psycho-bitches who for some god forsaken reason thought they could dis us and get away with it. Because like, if someone insults us we can't let it go and ignore it, that wouldn't make sense they need to know THEY'RE WRONG! If they don't feel bad by the end of it then people will be talking behind our backs.

Let me start off by saying that I don't do drama. Drama is for immature high school girls and I'm in college so I'm like so totally beyond this, I could probably date a twenty-three year old if I wanted to. But this isn't drama, this is like so much more important. This is someone saying something mean about one of my friends and us caring about it!

Okay so like I don't even really know how this shit started really Karen was at some party and some bitches got mad at her or something and next thing I know there were facebook statuses! FACEBOOK STATUSES! That means other people can read and know that Karen was dissed and I was NOT going to let my friend be humiliated on the internet! So Brandy and I did the perfectly mature thing to do and started a dis fight on one of the statuses.

The other girls were like so dumb and stupid and they tried to play it like they didn't give a shit (we did too but we like actually didn't give a shit, they so gave a shit but just pretended they didn't). And Brandy kept saying stupid shit that made us look dumb so Karen and I called her and told her not to write anymore because she was making us look stupid and she cried or something.

The girls were soooo immature, like seriously grow up. This is SENIOR YEAR of High school we are more mature than all of the kids in the world and most adults in third world countries.

And boys commented too, they posted some old videos that were supposed to be funny and made dumb comments. It was cool and eased the tension. Boys are so much cooler than girls.

Play boy or girl 2011! it's one intense year!

Sour cola wins this round.

100 points (boy) + 50 (third time's the charm bonus) + 50 (Dawn of a new day power bonus) = 200 points

There's now a total of 450 points, 50 more points and power points will be introduced as well as the shop opening up for business. Remember to save your points for the mystery box! As well as helpful hints later on

Day 2, Round 4 (up the ante):

I will post the standings at the end of today. Contest officially ends 4/29/11.

300 points: Boy or Girl
1200 points: Man or Woman
4000 points: Altered Species bonus round
5 power points: Play the lottery
1 power point: Special hint (in inbox)

good luck! and be careful with this one!

At 4/3/11 04:52 PM, Makakaov wrote: Wow, you need to get less nerdy.

I love dining at the Y

Why has no one added to the list?

11) Banjo Kazooie 1 and 2 and NOT the third one because Banjo couldn't get the dick out of his ass to run around instead of drive a car LOL

At 4/3/11 07:50 PM, EDylan wrote: I don't understand! I'll use the hint, if that's how it works.

you have not raised nearly enough power points!

1) Halo 1 & 2, HALO 3 IS A PIECE OF SHIT

2) OCarina of time, Probably the best game EVER MADE

3) Mario 64, 3D, HELLLOOOO

4) Call of Duty 4, before it became suck of duty 8!

5) Madden

6) Metroid Prime 1! 2 and 3 suck some blue waffle

7) Uncharted 2, uncharted 1 shold never have charted lol/ was untarded

8) Medal Of Honor (2010) Terroists can suck dick!

post more games that don't suck

Anyone here ever dined at the Y? I did it last night and although it tasted a little nasty at first I got a pretty good experience by the end

At 4/3/11 04:38 PM, Bees wrote: that's a girl

Correct! that's 200 points, making a 300 point combo between you two or 100 and 200 individually. If you combine your points you are in a "point marriage" and if you divorce you will each split your points equally so it's not always 100% economic

100 points - girl or boy
200 points - man or woman
500 points - mystery box *lunch edition*
10 power points - hint

Anyone here like the movie Shanghai noon?

I could really use some feedback for this

At 4/3/11 02:13 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 4/3/11 02:12 PM, VaginaBoob wrote: Once someone gets 500 points I'll open up the store for power ups using points

This is going sooo well so far!

What.

When I open the shop you'll be able to use a certain amount of points to convert them into power points, or maybe buy some sly powerups that'll assist you in the game

100 points to Victor, plus 50 points for first blood. Once someone gets 500 points I'll open up the store for power ups using points

okay here's round 2

Boy- 100 points
Girl - 200 points
Combo Plus - 10 Powerpoints (1000 regular points)
Combo Supreme - 20 powerpoints

This is going sooo well so far!

WELCOME TO BOY OR GIRL 2011 THREAD FOR THIS YEAR

5th year running, best contest on NG (unofficial)

We're having an awesome time last year, let's congratulate last year's winner, Holypeanuts!

now lets get started with round 1!

100 points: Boy
200 points: Girl
350 points: Salmon Surprise
1,000 points: Mystery Box

THIS IS GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE

Brutal Legend is really something incredible. It's an incredibly innovative and hilarious, and if anyone likes Tenacious D or any kind of metal they'd find this game to be purely awesome. I feel Psychonauts has had it's turn (and I realllly like that game) but Brutal Legend needs to be PLAYED

At 3/31/11 07:37 PM, FlaminSquirrel wrote: Check out Brutal Legend. I know it's probably not as underlooked, but it IS a Tim Schafer game after all. Totally worth it when you get it for around fifteen bucks.

I agree with this man one hundred percent, this game is sooo much fun, lengthy and innovative

you know when you buy something from Hollister, they have like that smell they put onto the clothes?? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT SMELL!!! if anyone can literally get me a bottle of that, (if they sell the perfume, cologne wutever) i will pay you double the amount...i swear to GOD i will!!

At 3/28/11 11:31 PM, SergeiPetrenko wrote: You know a 360 degree turn would be facing the same direction, right?

365 degree temperature dumbassssss

Okay so first of all this post is about BRITISH Skins so if you wanted to read a post about American Skins put your head in the oven and turn it to 365 degree immediatly! American Skins is awful! It can't possibly be as good as British Skins because British Skins is about REAL Teen problems.

I learned about British Skins when I heard it was coming to America and I made sure I watched the whole series as soon as I could so that way I could let everyone who watched the American Version know that they were watching shit (I still regret not doing this with the Office!).

Basically the show is about culturally diverse kids (but most of the main characters are white so most people can relate) and they deal with real issues that our parents don't realize we deal with. They go to lots of parties and do a lot of hardcore drugs, and I mean hardcore. Like they trip fucking balls on some of this stuff. But then they're also like "Oh man I'm on the streets by myself this is bad" but then they like party more and have sex. Sometimes they have really good sex and sometimes it's bad and they're all like "So much sex!" and then they text each other which is pretty realistic. Overall it's not like any other teen-show ever and it's really so much better than most of the shit on TV nowadays.

I will say the american people are hotter than the British people though, I think it's because the British accent reminds of bad breath and canibals ripping out the spinal cords of lamb. I dunno

I hate it when people say prom doesn't matter, I mean of course it matters, it's the most important thing in the whole world! If I didn't go to prom how else would the whole grade know how pretty I am when I get dressed up and spend hours on make-up. It's just logical. Prom is something we have to spend months preparing for and worrying about so we can show up for three whole hours! Where else would I try and impress people whose opinion I pretend I don't actually care about! And if I didn't go how else could I possibly gossip about the appearance of the other girls (there's always a good five or six fake tans where I can make a joke about oompa loompas to my friend).

AND IF I DIDN'T GO TO PROM THEN I COULDN'T GO TO A PROM HOUSE!

Where I can get really wasted with my friends, except this time in a house we rented ourselves! Plus if you don't go to a prom house you're automatically a loser with no life and it also means no one likes you because you didn't get invited to a house.

I have a list of 8 boys who I want to ask me, and a list of 36 who will but I have to say no because even though they're really nice and friendly, people will be much more impressed if I go with someone who's attractive even if I don't know them.

Simply put, prom's a complicated process. BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

Example from my book of poetry, which will be available in stores April 15th

It's a full grown tulip.

The yellow petals that flow in a never-ending spiral towards the root of the stem.

It's a cycle.

Spring, Summer, Fall, then Winter.

Always going in a circle.

It never goes back, and it never skips.

It's always going forward.

Why?

Because everything was predestined to be like that.

But words and their meanings...it's so varied.

A single word can be used in so many different ways.

It's never the same...

it's never different...

It's just...misjudged

At 3/27/11 07:28 PM, Piggler wrote: You fucking pussy. Stop being such a bitch and come to terms with pain. I branded myself and hardly even winced, my left arm is full of scars, none of which I bitched about. You deserve to be depressed, you whore.

You know what? This is all bullshit...i don't want to deal with the fucking drama in my house, don't want to deal with the fucking drama in school, and even in life...i don't want to feel like I'm the only one who is trying to change. Maybe it was my mistake, maybe it was my fault. but you know what? WHO GIVES A FUCK. I'm not gonna do what I'm told and I'm not going to change who I am so don't fucking order me around

At 3/27/11 07:06 PM, ianhumphreys wrote: You really must be a self centered fuck. They bought you a computer, and you threw it against a wall? So grateful of you. My brothers and i all have ADD(very fun house to be in :p) but we don't act like dick heads so stop blaming it on that and learn some respect.

Ignorance is bliss </3

I wrote this story after by boyfriend broke up with me, it's pretty good and I already plan on getting it published but I thought I'd give my favorite website a sneak peak.

Two days had passed since the last rain fall. A beautiful girl was laying in the grass because she was just the cool kind of girl that did cool stuff like that for no particular reason. She wasn't like other girls who were obsessed with school and make up, she was only obsessed with the earth and the beauty of the whole thing.

Many stared at her in the hallways as she floated past her classmates. They made cynical remarks, calling her spacey and a total bitch, never realizing they were just jealous and being completely immature. She forgave them though, because she was mature beyond her years and read the other books that J.D. Salinger wrote besides Catcher in The Rye because she was the only one who knew about them.

But then something happened. The worst thing that could ever happen to a beautiful girl who liked to lay in the grass and run through the fields naked with deer while humming "home" by Edward Sharpe happened. A boy walked into her life. A boy with long brown hair with plaid shirts and skinny jeans. A boy who would make her fall deeply in love.

At first she rejected the boy. He came up and tried to talk to her and she ran away as fast as she could with her faithful rabbit companion, Guadelupe. But she could not strain her thoughts away from the boy and before she knew it she was making out with him in the hallway in front of everyone.

They were in love for what seemed like a thousand years, though in reality it was roughly three weeks and she went on vacation one of those weeks so probably only two real weeks even though they texted a lot during the week she was on vacation.

But there was one problem. The boy was a boy, which means he had a penis, and penises are the most evil organ in the entire human body structure. It was only a matter of time before the boy and his penis turned against her.

Then it happened.

"We have to break up" The girl cried in pain

"Why?" asked the boy curiously but still in an annoying kind of way, because he was an impatient ass who didn't appreciate a good dramatic moment.

"Because you have a penis and you're going to be evil!" cried the girl in tears

"I promise I'll never be evil" The boy said sweetly stroking her hair softly. She thought it was cute at the time but later she realized that it was actually really annoying.

"Promise?"

"Yes, I just said I promised"

"Well I had to make sure a second time"

"Well I promise again"

"Are you sure?"

"What the fuck? Yes I'm sure!"

BUT THEN IT HAPPENED (AGAIN).

The girl was enjoying some coffee which she had made herself because she grew her own coffee beans and actually traveled to farms on the weekends to collect vegan soy milk and the boy approached her. He had a crazy look in his eye and was probably wasted like all boys are most of the time.

"I am a caniving douchebag!" The boy exclaimed!

"Oh no!" The girl was heartbroken.

The boy then slapped her across the face. It was like being shot with a shotgun only worse because of the romantic tension!

"I'll never forgive you!" The girl exclaimed!

"I'm insecure about my inferior genitalia size and I also have been gaining weight and no girl is going to love me after you! Don't leave me!" The boy cried at the top of his lungs.

"I'll never take you back!" The girl said though she secretly wanted him back but she knew it couldn't happen!

The girl ran into the forest and screamed "If I can't be one with another human, let me be one with nature!" Then she stripped all her clothes off and DIED. Her deer friends and Guadelupe the rabbit fed off her corpse which magically generated new food every week so they would be happy forever.

The boy was sad the girl was gone, so he had sex with a whore with long blonde hair and died of herpes the next day.

let me know what you think!

At 3/27/11 06:52 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote: Nothing bad happened to you.
So no, I have it much worse than you, fatty.

You haven't seen all my scars (emotional and physical)

At 3/27/11 06:50 PM, Xinxinix wrote:

"I tried to cut myself but that shit fucking hurt"

At what point did you think cutting wasn't going to hurt?

my emotional pain outweighs my physical pain