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Author Search Results: 'uzzan101'

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1.

None

Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/21/09 11:37 AM

Forum: General

i just had a sudden urge to suck a mans penis is this normal


2.

Elated

Topic: can fish drown?

Posted: 09/21/09 11:34 AM

Forum: General

yes they can if you hold a sharks dick long enough for it to stay in that place for a long time it will drown

im not a ngger

3.

Elated

Topic: Fat bald people with goatees

Posted: 09/21/09 08:41 AM

Forum: General

Have you ever seen one? Of course you did because they are everywhere

some popular ones are
Adam Savage from Mythbusters
Mike Mozart from JeepersMedia
Tourettes Guy
The priest in a church i go to
My dad
aww cmon just look out the window and youll see one

these guys are everywhere! maybe even you will be one

they commonly wear glasses


4.

Goofy

Topic: what are they looking at?

Posted: 08/16/09 05:39 AM

Forum: General

got dirt?

what are they looking at?


5.

Elated

Topic: Little girl get's a giant...

Posted: 08/15/09 11:07 AM

Forum: General

hehe lots of people catch fish with their bare hands i caught a catfish(or something that looks like it)
when i was 5 its no evolution bullcrap its our instincts


6.

Crying

Topic: My friend is a shemale D:

Posted: 08/15/09 11:04 AM

Forum: General

holy fucking batshit i just figured out one of my friends is a chick with a dick WTF!!
I was just walking around my friendly neighberhood park until I met one of my friends i said hi and she said hi also then i met her little brother and when she was not listining he told me that she has a FUCKING COCK!!

omg


7.

None

Topic: Mommy told me to go outside

Posted: 08/15/09 10:00 AM

Forum: General

thats one comfy chair you have their


8.

None

Topic: Stolen Doom Graphic In Internet Ad

Posted: 07/10/09 11:00 PM

Forum: General

i also found some half life 2 crowbar sprite in a porn ad it also has the hev gloves lol wtf


9.

None

Topic: Do you like HTF?

Posted: 07/05/09 07:48 AM

Forum: General

At 7/5/09 07:29 AM, bq wrote: Yes I liked them 10 years ago. And you just heard about them?

no i just decided to make a thread about it :)


10.

Questioning

Topic: Do you like HTF?

Posted: 07/05/09 07:24 AM

Forum: General

Im talkin about happy tree friends :D Ive been a fan of it I love it all the gory action and the epicness I LOVE HTF!!! :3

they may seem cute and childish cartoons at first but its actually a bloody and gory cartoon that is also disturbing and nauseating. :P

Do you like HTF?


11.

Elated

Topic: ''LOL'' Is not used correctly...

Posted: 06/28/09 05:38 PM

Forum: General

it also means Lots Of Laughs

which sounds gay :3

12.

Elated

Topic: First French-Kiss!

Posted: 06/27/09 11:28 PM

Forum: General

reading your story just made me JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!

good 4 u

13.

Elated

Topic: Solar Eclipse

Posted: 06/27/09 11:24 PM

Forum: General

before when i was younger i could stare directly into the sun but now the sun is too bright because of pollution besides when the moon does cover the sun it doesnt make it any brighter


14.

Elated

Topic: Resurrection

Posted: 06/25/09 08:25 AM

Forum: General

Chuck Norris please!!!


15.

None

Topic: Stuck on an island

Posted: 06/22/09 08:17 AM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 05:50 AM, MonkeyBusiness wrote: You crashed your house into a deserted island, you only have enough time to get 3 items that you will uses on the island before your house sinks (it's a flying house). Has to be able to fit through a door. People Are items.

umm
1.my cock
2.the useless skin around the vagina
3.a vagina


16.

Elated

Topic: I killed a hooker.

Posted: 06/22/09 08:15 AM

Forum: General

oh yeah take pictures :)


17.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I killed a hooker.

Posted: 06/22/09 08:11 AM

Forum: General

what the fuck are you bringing it to newgrounds for? >:( you should call the cops

interesting story though make more!
you make me want to live where you are!!! SO MUCH ACTION!!!! :)


18.

Elated

Topic: Help name my band!

Posted: 06/22/09 08:05 AM

Forum: General

Kitty Klux Klan
Kitty Penis Throbbers
Kitty Kitty Kitty
Kitty Katts
Kitty Needs A Hug
Kitty Go Shit
Kitty Eat Pie
Kitty Eat Shit
Kitty Go Boom
Kitty Ball Slicers
Kitty Dildo Eaters
Hello Kitty
Kitty......blah blah blah


19.

Questioning

Topic: Girls masturbating

Posted: 06/22/09 08:01 AM

Forum: General

lol that was what i was wondering at school :)


20.

Winking

Topic: Threw self out window . . .

Posted: 06/22/09 07:14 AM

Forum: General

I know failure may be hard to admit if your not used to it I used to punch my self in the nuts because of it :{ dont worry be an open minded person and surely people will accept you as afriend and never let you down :D


21.

Misunderstood

Topic: Creepy Things You Did As A Kid

Posted: 06/22/09 06:57 AM

Forum: General

I drowned 4 kittens in a washing machine they looked so cute i wanted to kill them I really had problems with cute things but that was when I was 8 to 9

no hate replies please

22.

Elated

Topic: The 'i Hate Ocd+' Thread.

Posted: 06/22/09 06:55 AM

Forum: General

if you dont like it dont play it :]

you know what they say WHACK A SEAL

The 'i Hate Ocd+' Thread.


23.

Questioning

Topic: Cooking for newgrounders.

Posted: 06/21/09 09:44 AM

Forum: General

Would you you fuck your friends for a bowl of semen pudding :D?


24.

Elated

Topic: Cooking for newgrounders.

Posted: 06/21/09 09:39 AM

Forum: General

Whats next Semen Ice Cream

you know what they say Club A Seal

Cooking for newgrounders.


25.

Elated

Topic: I need to help my classmate.

Posted: 06/21/09 09:33 AM

Forum: General

I suggest you advice him that its time for him to move on to a teenage life and be a newgrounder :D

you know what they say CLUB A SEAL

I need to help my classmate.


26.

Elated

Topic: OH SNAP! Slugs!

Posted: 06/21/09 09:28 AM

Forum: General

those are tree penises and one having and embrella erection

you know what they say CLUB A SEAL

OH SNAP! Slugs!


27.

Elated

Topic: Newgrounds is gonna love this.

Posted: 06/21/09 09:26 AM

Forum: General

i love phallic images and stuff just like gta :) I have one of these at my house

Newgrounds is gonna love this.


28.

Elated

Topic: Things That Disapointed Your Dad

Posted: 06/21/09 08:39 AM

Forum: General

dont do this again

Things That Disapointed Your Dad


29.

Elated

Topic: Fake Id

Posted: 06/21/09 03:03 AM

Forum: General

i say do what is best for you. :)

dont do it

30.

Muted

Topic: The kissy face challenge!

Posted: 06/21/09 03:02 AM

Forum: General

go ahead and try !!!!


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