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I love how specific your post is, that's what's good about it; it's specific.

At 8/21/09 05:11 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: I mean, think to yourself: When was the last time you watched a halfway decent superhero show?

When i was 7 and grew out of them.

Nintendo's a japanese company and you're probably playing the american version, they can't be arsed to get someone america-land to voice act so it's just easier for them.

I dont know how i'd react, i have no idea who he is and i can't be bothered to google him.

My sisters results were quite good

Obviously i'll do better </amazing modesty>

3 A's
1 B
1 C

At 8/11/09 08:45 PM, 372 wrote: Wait to go. Now my childhood is ruined.

Thanks a lot.

By the way, the phrase is "Way to go", idiot.

Yes. Yes i do.

At 8/19/09 09:15 PM, rockerdog5 wrote:

At 8/19/09 09:14 PM, That1FuckingGuy wrote: 3oh!3 sucks ass!

i fixed it you're welcome

Fixed again :3

It would be "That'dn't" because the apostraphe shows missing letters, not spaces.

At 8/16/09 02:36 PM, Unknown030 wrote: What?

What they said.

At 8/16/09 02:08 PM, Upyourface wrote: I love the song in the background! what is it!?

WHAT IS IIIIIT!?

In the main menu i mean.

I love the song in the background! what is it!?

WHAT IS IIIIIT!?

Natural selection at work.

That's just really fucking stupid.

It's not really a case of which part of you you least like, its more of a case of which part of most useless.

I'd chop off either a toe or little finger.

Im not entirly sure how you'd write my name in a special way...
Please do give it a go my good sir.

At 8/6/09 02:27 PM, Jonners wrote: Verbing words weirds language.

In your face, UpYourFace!

You are incact a mind-sucking, idea-stealing parasite! Get your own ideas!

jonners: originality -1

At 8/6/09 08:28 AM, guillaume-cousinea-1 wrote: I'm a 15 years old kid with raging hormones, I need to have a girlfriend but my acne is throwing them all away,

Literally? Like your spots become tentacles and fling them away form you?

I am saving money for a hooker (Quality hooker)

No such thing, and even if you found a 'quality' one, they wouldn't be willing to do it with a minor.
You're so desperate, it's pathetic.

I should have enough money in about 3 weeks, but in the meantime does anyone have any good idea for me?

Yeah, get a life, not a hooker.

My god! I have exactly the same microwave!
I can tell from the buttons.

At 8/6/09 06:27 AM, AudioGmez wrote: the worst part was the urinating because it took ages!

Wrong! The worst bit will be when you're shitting yourself later with severe diarrhoea.

No joke.

At 7/21/09 11:55 AM, midget2009 wrote: 1. Get cancer
2. Get arrested
3. Get a Felony
4. Be a skanky twat
5. Speak like a twat
6. Be a twat

Fixed.
I made your ones correct.

I love how not shit this thread is.

At 8/3/09 06:59 PM, TheShyGuy wrote: Because fabs a bit overused and i want to be more unique than everyone else :P

So you're going to be as "unique" as a few thousand people, right?
You do realise that the uni in unique means 1, so you'd have to be one-of-a-kind to be unique.

You can't be "more unique" either

At 8/3/09 10:51 PM, DFlame6 wrote: I killed a man.

I was killed.

At 8/3/09 05:28 PM, TheWolfe wrote: What would you being doing RIGHT NOW if Tom didn't press that magical button in 95'?

I would never have been sucked into this back alley of the internet, the things people do here...

At 8/4/09 03:43 AM, tigger448 wrote: it's pointless

Fixed.
There's no point in updating it all the time so people can know if you're washing up, or mowing the lawn, or on the toilet. Facebook status updates are bad enough because a lot of people update too frequently for no reason.

At 8/4/09 02:12 AM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: A lot of birthdays today.

It's about 5 million peoples birthday today, and tomorrow, and the dayt after that, and after that... etc.

6.7 billion people in the world approx, you're not going to be the only one born today.

At 8/4/09 05:54 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: apparently some people get really offended by your mom jokes. Shouldn't have done that... At least he didn't punch me in the face, so I don't have a black eye. But he punched me multiple times in the arm and I got sent to the nurse.

Your mom jokes are crap anyway, you deserved it.

He should have punched you in the face multiple times...

At 8/4/09 05:49 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: 1. Don't lie about the girlfriend you obviously don't have.
2. Don't lie about that party last night where you got laid that you didn't go to.
3. Don't be stupid.
4. Don't post from 4-chan, it causes confusion.

So... I think I'll feel welcome here.

You forgot number 5:
5. DONT MAKE "I AM NEW" THREADS.

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Sell a kidney!

$70 000 in no time!

You have just ruined a perfectly good song.

You suck.