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At 9/20/09 06:25 AM, robin1232 wrote: I have no clue what you're talking about, but I think google is the answer

Most likely

There is a 100% chance you'll die!

...eventually

No forum games allowed.

Newfag.

At 9/15/09 07:47 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Somebody who doesn't have to label myself as if the world is one giant fucking MMORPG

Seconded.

Have perfect grammar and make everything sound slightly 'posher' than normal.
If your facts are right you should be fine.

At 9/12/09 04:28 PM, Rokas1337 wrote:

At 9/12/09 04:25 PM, Guest8792 wrote: An old man who's generally a pretty nice person.

/end thread

you just scream *i wanna be a mod* so badly to me its amazing

Firstly, saying /thread is against the rules and even though he said it exactly, it's still the same. So he's clearly not trying to become a mod, though i doubt he'll mind if h gets that magical message from Tom or Wade.

Secondly, why would he scream it to you? You can't do anything about it.

Thirdly, how is that amazing?

You must be so proud of that.

Slow Moe by Subscape

Smog Step Sanctuary by Para (or Koriigahn, not sure)

Basicly anthing with really low/loud bass.

At 9/6/09 02:34 AM, HyperGumba wrote: Stupid troll is stupid.

Indeed, good sir.

I love how true it is, that's what's good about it; it's true.

At 9/1/09 10:07 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Time not day

Quick, we'd better answer him; he's angry.

Kidnap someone and leave a ransom note.
Already done it twi- never.

Im not even going to read your post; i simply looked at the title and decided for you:
iPhone 3GS
Good for music, doesn't need special headphones like most phones do, has wifi, over 50 000 really cool apps (get minigore, 'tis awesome), good battery life etc.

/thr- nevermind.

I get bored a lot when i go out with friends, all they want to do is go to shops and look at clothes.
I remember the good ol' days when we'd buy some hairspray and blow it up in the forests near my house, or get wasted at 9am so we'd have time to sobre up and get wasted again at 10pm.

good times, how i miss them...

No-one near me except Jonners, but that's mainly because we're brothers and we share a room.

Anyone near Horsham/Crawley or in West Sussex, gimme a shout.

I would be surprised, but not that affected; i don't go on this site much.

Check my post count for proof

Marty Feldman

At 8/24/09 02:12 PM, killercomb wrote: what the hell do i do to make her shut the fuck up?

How about you stop being a fucking ass and be nice, seriously.
Why don't you offer to play scrabble with her, just because you don't like it means you can shout at her for bugging you about, even though I bet she only asked once or twice. I'm sure it would mean a lot to her if you played, the world doesn't revolve around you.

That's 1000 grains from me =]
I feel quite good now.

At 8/21/09 07:24 AM, sokrky wrote:

At 8/21/09 07:02 AM, Upyourface wrote: ...But you just started a thread about it, so your idea of close personal friend is a stranger on the internet. That's both a contradiction and sad.

I don't see you and the other posters as people. It's easier to laugh at this then become a dick, no pun intended.

You might not see us as people, but we still are. An idiot hiding behind a screen is still an idiot.

Here's the final, reviewed list:
Your mom, your sister, your gay cousin Glen and a nurse or doctor (because they have to provided you have health insurance)

Bro lighten up, ofcourse I talk to other girls. My mom and sister really don't need to hear about it. You may ask " Oh hoho Sokrky you read my mind!" Once agian I don't see you and the other posters as people.

So you talk to other girls about your penis? That'd can't be a very long conversation.
And i'm not your brother, i'm glad i'm not in a family capable of producing you...

Yes. Yes it is.
And I hope you don't mean you're the one trying to lighten up my day, because that is a very futile attempt.

You sure as hell gave me a good laugh thanks

I think in this bit you're replying to my other post, but still, good talk.

At 8/21/09 06:54 AM, sokrky wrote: Lol, I only talk about my dick with my close personal friends and the strangers of the Internet. There are few ladieds that want to hear about my dick. It's quite easy to not be a douche to someone trying to lighten your day.

Admittedly, you're stupid replies have 'lightened up' my day.

At 8/21/09 06:54 AM, sokrky wrote:

At 8/21/09 06:43 AM, Piss wrote:

At 8/21/09 06:38 AM, sokrky wrote: You must be a fun guy, epcialy with the ladies huh? How does it feel to know you'll die alone?

Okay Mr. talks about his dick.

Lol, I only talk about my dick with my close personal friends and the strangers of the Internet.

...But you just started a thread about it, so your idea of close personal friend is a stranger on the internet. That's both a contradiction and sad.

There are few ladieds that want to hear about my dick.

Here's the final, reviewed list:
Your mom, your sister, your gay cousin Glen and a nurse or doctor (because they have to provided you have health insurance)

It's quite easy to not be a douche to someone trying to lighten your day.
Yes. Yes it is.
And I hope you don't mean you're the one trying to lighten up my day, because that is a very futile attempt.

At 8/21/09 06:38 AM, sokrky wrote:

At 8/21/09 06:28 AM, Upyourface wrote:

At 8/21/09 06:25 AM, sokrky wrote:

At 8/21/09 06:16 AM, Upyourface wrote: You're clever, that's what's good about you; you're

no one wants a rotten dick

No one wants a 2 inch either so you're screwed any way.

You must be a fun guy, epcialy with the ladies huh? How does it feel to know you'll die alone?

wow, I love how much of a relevant comeback you had, that's what's good about you, you have relevant comebacks.
It's a really bad comeback as well because you're the one that'd no the answer, not me.#
Next time, try something wittier.

At 8/21/09 01:53 AM, GayDorf wrote: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to saunter into a local clinic and casually inform your physician that you desired to have your scrotum surgically opened, and your testicles carefully removed? And then, once that procedure was completed, that you desired to have your now-freed boys placed in a plastic baggie for you to take home? And that upon arriving home, you desired to shake the testicles out onto a skillet, fry them up, and consume them?

No, why do you ask?
You'd need to pay a lot for it to be done because health insurance wont pay for it so you'd need to get a private operation.

At 8/21/09 06:25 AM, sokrky wrote:

At 8/21/09 06:16 AM, Upyourface wrote: You're clever, that's what's good about you; you're

no one wants a rotten dick

No one wants a 2 inch either so you're screwed any way.

At 8/21/09 12:36 AM, rubber-dum-dum wrote: whats your evil lair

I can't tell you, it's secret.

You're clever, that's what's good about you; you're clever.

</sarcasm>

Can you not just go on the game and find out?

At 8/21/09 04:12 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: reasently

What th-

At 8/20/09 09:18 AM, MoniMC wrote:

At 8/20/09 09:10 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Turn seventeen.

But I am 17...

Then congratulations! You can proudly cross that one off.