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Response to: I have a challenge for you NG. Posted September 28th, 2009 in General

Jesus Mode!

I could've stuck it out til the end but it was just so horrible, now i feel ashamed...
T____T

Response to: If you were god... Posted September 24th, 2009 in General

At 9/24/09 12:20 PM, tobi0 wrote:
At 9/24/09 12:19 PM, DeIirium wrote: I wouldn't exist.
Well put.

Indeed.

Response to: trucker flips rig stoned n mstrbtng Posted September 24th, 2009 in General

At 9/24/09 01:05 PM, Rucklo wrote: here's a pic.
of the truck, not his dick.

You really didn't have to say the last bit, i think we could tell really.

Response to: No sleeping tonight Posted September 24th, 2009 in General

At 9/24/09 06:56 AM, sniper4ever wrote:
At 9/24/09 05:30 AM, Lagamuffin wrote: Here, knock yourself out.
jesus, man thats some freaky shit

No, it's just shit written by freaks. Seriously, none of that shit's scary at all and a lot of it is really badly written.

Response to: best drunken night Posted September 23rd, 2009 in General

Omigod, this one time, we went to a party, got kinda drunk, went home and went to sleep!

I'm so hardcore!
Response to: Photoshop wrestling retards! Posted September 23rd, 2009 in General

That's a really bad quality base pic.

Response to: Halo 3 Odst Posted September 21st, 2009 in General

At 9/21/09 12:32 PM, aaronzxcv wrote: ...its fucking a really good game

I didn't know inanimate objects could fuck things.
By the way, what game is it fucking?

Response to: Boy 12 changes into girl Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Heh heh, one of the reporters is called Virginia

That's not even funny, oh well. +1
Response to: I found a Grasshopper Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/20/09 02:26 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Everyone that posted in this thread is going to hell, except me, gagsy, and a few other normal(ish) people.

Am i one of those normal(ish) people?

Response to: mmorpg game Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

That's so original.

Try to come up with somnething new, there are thousands like this and i hope you'll spare us another one.

Response to: Funny thread title pairs. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

That's gay?

Damn, I should probably stop that.

Funny thread title pairs.

Response to: Our concept of time... Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Well time is relative so it would seem to move at different speeds to different people.
It also depends how fast you've moving.

Response to: Novels Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Any Discworld novel.
They're all comdies, but when the book gets to the main event, it's told with all seriousness and it works really well.

I especially recommend the ones involving Sam Vimes.
Response to: Becoming a vegetarian Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/19/09 10:43 PM, Sully wrote: A tonne a bullshit.

Seriously? Why does everyone think meat is bad now!? It's nutritous, fulfillung and, best of all, tasty.
1. We breed the animals we kill to eat, if we didn't eat that animal, we wouldn't breed them and the population of them would remain the same.
2. Spiritual!? Really? If you're catholic, you're meant to eat lambs, its all over the bible. If you're hindu, you can't eat cows and that's it. If you're Jewish, no pigs. There may be more, I don't know, i didn't research this.
3. Health... right. That's bullshit, if meat wasn't healthy/nutritious we wouldn't eat anywhere near as much as we do.
4. You're going on a 7 day fast? HA! waste of time, if you wanna cleanse your soul, pray what ever God(s)/spirit(s)/fairies you believe in.

There's more, but there's really no point in typing it because you're clearly too stupid to understand what i'm saying seeing as you're becoming a vegetarian.

Response to: Too young for penis growth pills? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 11/27/08 05:29 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Hahahahahahaha, haha.

Indeed.

Response to: Children, why so obnoxious? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/20/09 09:15 AM, Lintire wrote: I suppose you could cuff them around the ears whenever they disobey you or step out of line, but they'd probably get you into no end of trouble with relations.
...turn goth. Very quickly. Kids are scared of goths, no exceptions.

He's right, my 5 year old cousin cried and clung to my arm when we were walking home and we hads to walk past a goth. He did not look best pleased...

...then again, how can you tell?
Response to: Are you well known on the bbs? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Of course not! I barely have 200 posts, i haven't started any particularly popular threads and i dont post very regularly.

Response to: I found a Grasshopper Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/20/09 09:49 AM, Ryane926 wrote:
At 9/20/09 07:17 AM, Upyourface wrote: Keep it in a glass jar and collect other bugs in glass jars, then one day release them all at once in the same place where they become friends.
Then make a flash about it with inspirational orchestral music.
Or he could save all the bugs and release them in a cage for them to have an All-Out Deathmatch!!

That was my second idea, it would be much better with bigger bugs.
Like these.

Response to: I found a Grasshopper Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Keep it in a glass jar and collect other bugs in glass jars, then one day release them all at once in the same place where they become friends.
Then make a flash about it with inspirational orchestral music.

Response to: Dividing by zero Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/19/09 11:15 PM, Sinitech wrote: $10 says OP dies by choking on his broccoli or something.

Well of course he'll die of 'something', everyone will.

Response to: I am fatty, hear me roar. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

I've never had weight issues, nor have i teased someone with them simply because at my age, if you're 'fat', it's because your parents overfeed you. Some people take some resposibility for their diet in their teens so after the age of 20 - 25, there's no real reason to be fat.

Response to: are there 2 player game? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/20/09 03:26 AM, Boxxero wrote:
At 9/20/09 03:25 AM, reviewer2 wrote: Knock yourself out.
Listen to the man.

Well, read what he typed at least.

Response to: Most interesting sig you've seen? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

I prefer sigs that work well with the page, ones that stick to the Newgrounds theme for example. I also like ones that aren't 50 pixels in height, just because it's the limit doesn't mean it's compulsary, plus, these ones just look sleek and cool.

Response to: Are you anti-social Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

I'm not exactly anti-social, I just find going to town with people i don't like that much rather tedious.

Response to: Am I reading this right? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

People still download emulators and do Romhacks for fun.

It's retro, yo!
Response to: Well... Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

You know what to do...

Threesome!
Response to: Holy shit this is weird Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Didn't work on me.
By circle d'you mean like a solid ring or tube and should we close our eyes?

Response to: White or brown bread? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Definatly white bread, especially with olive oil, salt and papper grilled to a nice golden brown.

brb, cheffing.
Response to: Help me! I suck at drawing! ._. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

If you want to sketch a picture or photo that already exists, put a grid over it and do it square by square, that way you get the proportions and sizes right if not the detail.
Eventually, you can use bigger squares and soon you wont even need to.
That's how i do it anyway, up to you really.

Response to: Phony Beatlemania Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

I never really listened/liked the Beatles, but you have to give them credit for the huge influence they had on pop culture.