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Most failed World Record attempts.

At 12/19/09 05:54 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: keep it as is and call it post-modern

Just like your sig.

It was at primary school and we were all inside because it was raining really heavily outside, half the class was gathered around the computer because they still thought shit like funny-junk.com was funny. Then one girl suddenly remembers this 'really funny' thing she found last night on the internet and she googles something. Some stupid video comes up and we all read the writing, slowly scrolling up the page, and then a disgusting face, I think from the 'Exorcism Of Emily Rose', popped up and a shrill shriek cound played. The dames screamed and this brought the attention of the teacher, we were quickly dispelled from the computer and told to do something else.

read this like a private investigator in a Noir film, makes it more interesting.

*ahem* Well, that was hilarious.

NO RLY! I SRS!

Well, the next step is to go buy Photoshop because that's the only programme that is able to work with 'print screen', then you have to go onto photoshop, select 'filters', scroll down and choose 'monitor' then it'll come up with two buttons 'temporary' and 'browse...', click temporary and it'll load the screenshot.

<whisper> let's see if he notices! </whisper>

They only have so many things for 'X' and 'Z';
X is for X-Rated
X is for X-Rated
X is for XtRemE
X is for X-Rated
X is for XXX
X is for XtRemE
X is for XtRemE
X is for XtRemE
X is for X-Rated

repetition?

Z is for Zealous
Z is for Zingy
Z is for Zany
Z is for Zappy
Z is for Zealous
Z is for Zany
Z is for Zappy
Z is for Zealous
Z is for Zippy

To be fair, I was expecting only Zany and Zealous, so kudos for making up more adjectives beginning with 'Z'

That dude's gotta be fucking shitting me! Bastard don't have tourettes, 'sfaking!

</tourettes>

well the greek or latin (or something similar) meaning of my name is 'Guardian'.
This quiz is just listing adjectives beginning with the same letter as each letter in your name, it's pointless.

Just look at that dangerous motherfucker!

"Iron Tom Flint"

...well that was unexpected.
I was expecting something like Fox Bearded Bastard because im cunning and ginger.

At 12/25/09 04:33 AM, Patcoola wrote: the reason is that the ipod touch has a 3 ring 3.5mm plug not a standard 2 ring stereo plug.

you need to buy apple headphones or a compatible ipod dock, otherwise belkin does make an adaptor.

I don't think that's the issue, the headphones worked before the incident, the powersupply mustve done something to the jack

At 12/24/09 02:45 AM, walterwagner wrote: well son you fucked this one up pretty badly

I'm not your son and I'm not the one who fucked it up.

At 12/24/09 01:39 AM, Cybersief wrote: Apple should cover the warranty, as long as you say it wasn't at all your fault. No warranty? Google shit up and generally a new headphone jack plus installation is a good $70

The warranty expired on the 16th so that's out the door and $70 is still too much, I spent all my money on Christmas presents.
Crap, I may have to go without music for a while, save up and get a new port.

At 12/23/09 06:41 PM, Purplefunk wrote: Use them as anal beads.

Could be tricky, google pioneer hdj1000 and you'll see why

The problem: My headphones only play very quietly through the left ear (it's not the headphones, I've tested several pairs) and the speaker only plays the left track of stereo songs and is ven quieter.

The reason: at a party, we wanted to plug my iPod into the dock, but it was built for nanos and so mine wouldn't fit so we looked for a 3.5mm jack because there normally would be one on a speaker. A friend found a 3.5mm plug but I told him not to plug my iPod into that because it was a power supply and it could damage it, idiot plugged it in and Ta Da; screwed up iPod.

The question: Does anyone know how to fix this, I can't afford another iPod, touch or not, and I won't be getting one for Christmas because a) I want to see if I can fix it, b) I'm already getting s computer (joint with my brother) and c) I haven't asked for one because his only happened today.

If this or something similar has happened to anyone, please say if you sorted it out and how so, or if I'm stuck with a screwed iPod.

Once in the summer when I was 6 I couldn't get to sleep because there was a pack a foxes outside howling really loudly but i couldn't close the window to muffle the sound because then it would get too hot. It sucked.

Another time, a fox killed my sisters pet rabbit, we found it's head in the garden the next day.
...A few years after, another one of my sisters rabbit was killed by a fox.

I doubt anyone will read this; it's too boring.

At 12/6/09 03:20 AM, Jin wrote: Religion and intelligence cannot co-exist.

They can, i have met some religious people who are very intelligent (just not in a religious sense), but they are a very rare species.

At 12/6/09 02:21 AM, Synnxile wrote: get new skin.

you know where buffalo bob hangs out?

It's Buffalo Bill, fool.

At 12/6/09 04:51 AM, AntarcticBarbecue wrote: Just like a Desert Eagle. Whats the point? Well for starters it is the most overpowered close up weapon out there and nobody wants it. Ever hear the word show gun?

Recoil? The damn thing would be on a stand.

Of course it would be on a stand, you think someone could hold that thing?

At 12/6/09 04:34 AM, DarkKingBernard wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpH1Zn3hP uI

I agree, that guy seems to know what he's doing.

He just doesn't know he's not meant to be doing that.

At 12/5/09 09:24 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: The world is fucked up and will never change.

The world itself will change, but the fact that it's fucked up wont.

The recoil would be so bad it just wouldn't be worth building.
To solve that, you make it heavier and sturdier.
But then that makes it impractical in a real war because you need to change positions and move arround quickly.
To solve that, you put wheels and a motor on so it can move around.
But then that means to recoil will push it back with every shot, and there will be a LOT of shots if it is a minigun.
To solve that, you add a handbreak and a stand for support.
But what's the point? It's now essentially just a short range tank.

Im On A Boat - Lonely Island
I hope my death bed is on a boat, it'll mskr more sense that way.

Im gonna go with what's already been said a few times; go in the mornings.

But go as early as you can and leave a fairly large gap between school and work so you have time to yourself and time to get ready etc.

At 11/22/09 07:41 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/22/09 07:38 AM, Upyourface wrote: Someone stole the idea. Linky

This thread was made before mate. The OP of that thread should have searched harder, if at all.

I know, that's why I said it was stolen; you can't steal something before it's there.

At 11/21/09 10:28 PM, billowillo wrote: Not sure what game you're talking about but the treasure hunt is where people found not so popular but still good animation/games and dug them up like treasure to the world.

Really? some of them were terrible, not treasure at all.

Someone stole the idea. Linky

Shove the new iPod shuffle down his throat, it'll fit and the voice will piss him off severly

Grow up man, seriously.

btw, I recommend making breakfast when he's asleep, then give him breakfast in bed.

I stole a jacket by accident once, i tried it on in a shop and it was kinda similar to the one i was wearing when i went in so i forgot it was the shops one and left. I had my jacket in my bag so i was ok with it.