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At 5/4/09 01:03 AM, Elios wrote: Horrifying.

he looks like a beaver with mean parents

480 x 320 - iPod touch
1240 x 1024 - PC

i go on newgrounds quite a lot on my iTouch, you should make a mobile version of the site for phones and stuff

At 5/3/09 10:31 PM, H-K-S wrote: I can't say that's true because of your stupid ass sig.

i couldn't agree with you more.

At 4/5/09 06:54 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Jonas Brothers fans are as stupid as Christians.

well said my good man

i wouldn't bring PB&J, bring something exotic and foreign but cook it yourself to make it more romantic etc. If you can remember her saying she liked something, bring it and say you remembered.

make sure you bring a BIG blanket, a group of friends and i tried a picnic before and the blanket was too small to fit three of us on and it looked quite big; if you can't lie down on it in both directions, get a bigger one.

Hope it all works well.

At 4/24/09 05:58 PM, Castilveinya wrote: I used to think that when you eat a seed, I thought you will grow into a big tree.

...that actually happened!

At 4/24/09 04:32 PM, Akkryls wrote: That thunder was god bowling or something stupid like that....
Now I'm grown up, I know its just god killing gay people...

Blatantantly stolen from Cyanide and Happiness

couldn't be more true, there's this gay guy at my school, i have nothing against gays, but he is just an absolute retard! he thinks he can get away with anything because when he's told off, he pulls out the gay card and says they teachers are just picking on him.
what makes him even more of a twat is that he just sleeps with tonnes of guys with no protection or anything and he might have AIDS, we'll know in two weeks when his results come back.

That's all we need, another retard spreading the disease.

At 4/18/09 09:10 AM, Jonners wrote: We've still got gel, and lovin' it! Although that may be because my mum bought about 25 bottles of it a while ago because it was on sale.

She's weird like that...

she IS weird like that, but it was only 6 bottles fool!

Technology, need i say more?

The worlds most powerful computers 10 years ago, dont even compare with a laptop costing around £500, the computer would also have been around 20 times bigger.
My iPod touch can do more things than my dads ancient computer that he keeps for sentimental reasons, but it was state-of-the-art when it came out.

Music, the majority anyway...

There's a lot more of it, we can actually chose what we want to listen to, not just what's popular at the time. The quality (bit-rate) of its getting better, we can listen to it whenever, whereever.

that's all i'll say for now

Tonnes of idiots think i can communicate with my twin, we tried when we were younger, but it never worked. =P
They did tests on some triplets a while ago, they put each one in a different room where they couldn't see each other or anything, and they'd shock 1 of them at a random time and see if there were any reactions from the other two. Apparently there were. o.O

this ones annoying:
one smart fellow, he felt smart
two smart fellows, they felt smart
three smart fellows, they felt smart
four smart fellows, they felt smart
five smart fellows, they all felt smart together!

I can't decide whether it's the Forums or the Audio Portal, i know i dont have many posts, but thats because i used my twin brothers account for a while before creating my own. i have like 20 songs in my iTunes libary from newgrounds =]

this girl in my class called Louise cut herself for attention, she's always trying to get sympathy and she's the biggest wanna-b-emo in the world.

A couple years ago on holiday in france, we were at this forest activity centre called "go-ape," you were harnessed up and you had to climb through the trees, swing on ropes, through little tunnels and monkey all about 20 metres above ground. I was having a great time and when we were finished, we went back to the main building to return the harnesses and they told us we could go bungee jumping for half the price because we had just paid for the tree thingy.
We did =]
I went first and all the way up the 40 metre ladder, my legs were shaking so much i could hardly climb, and when we were at the top, i stayed directly in the center of the platform even though there were barriers to stop you falling =P
In the end, i do bungee jump and it was awesome, ive also been paragliding which, to be honest, was really disapointing

At 4/18/09 03:07 AM, tomato-soup wrote: "By the way, it would be a good idea for you to get tested"

Good one, I'd go with a psychological breakdown. I sort of assess peoples bad points and they realize that what I say is true so they get even more upset. I try not to be too harsh but sometimes I can't help my self =]

i got a few of blood stain child's songs, Freedom is definitely my favorite.

when you said melodic, i was hoping for more metalcorey type things like:

Destroy The Runner

Haste The Day

It Dies Today

At 4/17/09 10:29 AM, Upyourface wrote: Tintenfleck

Btw, this is inkstain in german

Moar ideas:
Ink cartridge
Skink (skin-ink)
The Black Spot (pirate theme lol)
Skin sketch
Inkencyde (ink-inside, but also cyanide thrown in for fun =p)
Poison pin

Skin stain
Voodoo
Tintenfleck
Ink'd

4 random ones I thought of that no one else has already said

1. take shit loads of drugs.
2. take shit loads of ANYTHING (you're out of drugs so you swallow anything you can, inject any liquid you find and smoke anything you can fit and roll into a vague cigarette shape)
3. while crazy from the drugs and whatever else, run around a very crowded public area naked and piss/shit on people WHILE still running (take something sharp and long just in case you need to skip to stage "x")
4. talk to someone casually and calmly (still naked and shitting yourself like it's perfectly normal) until you suddenly throw up on them and their children (it's best if they have kids)
5. laugh at them while letting them beat you up probably with a handbag if it's a woman and whatever he has if it's a guy. No-one will want to touch you with their bare hands.
6. masturbate very loudly in the center of something, bandstand middle of the street etc.
7. get beaten up and arrested by the police, who should have arrived by now, if not sooner.
8. go NUTS in the police car, thrashing and throwing yourself around the back seats.

if theres anything here you can't do, simply skip to stage "x"
x. chop off both legs and 1 arm (its kinda hard to chop of both your arms considering you need and arm to chop off and arm)

Well done, you're life is now severely ruined!

[Woo! 1st post]

Anyway, clearly the egg came first, there were other creatures hatching from eggs before chickens did, they were around hundreds of millions of years before what we would call a chicken.

If you mean it like the first chicken egg, then still the egg came first. An ancestor of the chicken would have laid an egg that would have hatched into what we call a chicken without the mother being a chicken itself.

someone should post this on Yahoo! answers or something and just watch the countless arguments.