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I'd be a full-time lottery winner!

I'd win every single lottery there was during my working hours, and id always work over time.

At 7/2/09 02:35 PM, SetzerGabbiani wrote: yeah OP's imagination is broken due to the following reasons, Shinobu from Love Hina... lets see around 12, blue hair, not quite as long cute funny smart, average size for a 12 year old, well almost all the physical description fits, OP fails

Exactly what i was thinking, my sister used to read those books and we still have them on ashelf somewhere. She used to draw the characters form them (some drawings were really good) and then she'd tell me who they were. I read 2 books before getting bored.

Not a superhero, but fucking amazing!

My mum speaks french so we used to go on holiday there all the time. One time, we were walking through this little rural village and, as expected, it stank like shit but it was probably more to do with the french than the cows 20 yards away. Anyway, this spotty, dirty fucking ugly french twat heard me talking to Jonners in english sop he came up to as and said: "Go away form 'ere, we do not want you pigs in our country." As he said this he giggled and looked back to his friends for approval. I politly replied: "Go suck a pond Frenchie" and kneed him in the balls.

Fun times...

I wonder who's lacking?

At 6/20/09 11:13 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: People on this earth make me sick.

Because there are SO many other earths.

I don't know, but to me society these days makes me sick to my stomach. The things people and say and the way they say them and.... I don't even know.

I feel like intelligent life has fell off the face of the earth. Like everyone is just.. fucking stupid.

you just proved that, you're meant to say "fallen", not "fell"

Im not saying i'm some damn genius, but i get most things that others don't

I could go on and on about this, but i digress.

Im just sick of it all. I don't know what to do. Im not saying that like some emo or pessimistic i consider myself an optimistic, but lately it's gone.

You're an optimistic person or an optimist, not just an optimistic.

What do i do? accept that humanity is flawed and take that for what it is? Or give up or...I don't know.

Of course humanity is flawed! we'd be in an almost perfect world if it wasnt.

I guess i need advice........

Advice on what? You're talking pretty generally here, and when did you become Holden Caulfield?

Link for those who haven't read the book or dont get it.

"The more stupid you think i am, the more surprised you'll be when i kill you."

By me, i quite like that one =P

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."

Xenocrates

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

Ghandi

"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not to do wrong."

John G. Diefenbaker

reeeaaal original

really?

testing if you can have text italic, bold and underlined

*sniff* what th-?

what's that smell?
*sniff*
smells like... bullshit!

"greetings,

I waz checking 'round the search, and i hit ur place. u give me the impression that you're a rather fascinating person, but Im quite inexperienced at how things work here, & don't know where to go here. Can't they have some sort of chatting program here? Well, I hate writing messages 2 ppl, and maybe never receiving an answer! Anyways, if u feel like chatting with me, u could catch me over at datingcentrale.org?id=3590 , my name there is spicee_vixen.

So, ya, hope to meet up with you there. I'm always looking to find more people.
Yvette Anderson"

Username: Aubrey27ku

At 5/29/09 10:54 PM, Fedges wrote: get a mac!

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC.
Mac: So, what are you up to?
PC: Oh, just playing a game.
Mac: Oh really, what game?
PC: Any game.

My pet rabbits, my per guinea pigs, sunny days in the garden on the trampoline, Hot chocolate, the sound of rain on a window whilst I am inside and dry.

Age/Gender: 13, Male

*cough* you might wanna grow a bit first, y'know?

At 5/29/09 04:22 AM, Lazewski wrote:

At 5/29/09 04:21 AM, masterchef56 wrote: Congrat-u-fucking-lations.
Have fun working at a gas station.

Hmm, I think a GED and going to college would help fix this.

no decent college will let you in except as a janitor

At 5/29/09 01:57 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: ... And how does she smell?

Terrible!

At 5/29/09 02:33 AM, White-Ferret wrote: hey, i just finished reading new moon in the twilight series. and it raised a few questions in my mind.

such as:
why the FUCK did i just read that!?
why do they go all glittery in the sun?
why is this book popular?
why do i expect answers that make scientific sense when im asking about VAMPIRES?

This thread's my favorite part.

Good Way To Worship Satan?

There isn't one.

Pendulums first album was good, but In Silico was terribly disappointing, way too mainstream and not the jungle/drum'n'bass they used to be.

This songs alright though, can someone send me it?

I don't have a YouTube downloaded or any converters or anything

At 5/25/09 09:54 PM, AtomicStrawberry wrote: A million dollars can save so many pets.

Fixed.

Also, the RSPCA is doing a 1million pound appeal so they can pay more care workers etc. Even though this is a million dollars which is only £630000 it'll still help a lot

This

At 5/25/09 10:20 AM, Vile-Pudding wrote:

yawn::

agreed

At 5/25/09 11:57 AM, liljackass wrote: you guys remember that song, that loop song with tricky the clown with his penis, its like a clown song.
i need it, can anyone help me?

im sorry, what?

At 5/25/09 11:56 AM, wedgeman wrote: Hey guys...

it is not currently 2:00 am

i spent ages on this.

That is fucking sick!

*BARF*

I saw the youtube videos of these people on Jeremy Kyle i think, they're the most hated family in america.

this is the only thing ive watched that involves Jeremy Kyle

Im guessing not that many, your attempt at humor fails.

at least try and relate the title to what the thread is about.

-create themes, you choose colours and things for the site and your user page
-custom. more auras (if you have Evil; there will be a selection of evil auras, same with other colours)
-weapons depend on Evil/Dark/Neutral/Fab/Light as well as level
-easier levelling
-be able to report abuse, mods then review the report and act on it if necessary
-no adverts at the tops and bottoms of pages (sides and pre loaders are fine because there is nothing at the side of newgrounds and i dont do anyting while waiting for a game to load)
-mobile version of the site
-songs from the audio portal have artwork either set by the artist or a general Audio Portal one.

i'll think of more later