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I really want a Steampunk flashdrive, watch, goggles and headphones.
There are loads of flashdrives, but this one's the coolest by far.
The coolest Steampunk watchi found is not for sale though
...And the gogglesare quite expensive
Or i could combine the goggles with the headphones!

Pics or it didn't happen!

oh wait...

Anyway, if your wall is that skanky it deserves a skank drawn on it, it looks like the wall of a public toilet with some perv's graffiti on it.

Kudos to your friends drawing skills

At 7/28/09 02:32 AM, kman355 wrote: I fucking hate it. It kills me how much they butcher the english language. Discuss.

SECONDED! There's this girl from school whose MSN convo's are like in some sort of code! She spells time "tym" and what "wat"

Why? Is it that hard to type those few vital extra letters?

Sonic and Tails! Obviously the blue one is sonic and the red one Tails.
Those were the names of my two goldfish when i was a kid, they died when we went away for a week and my dad forgot to feed them.

At 7/28/09 02:28 AM, Upyourface wrote: Secretly, i laughed a lot while reading these stories.

Fixed.

secretly, i laughed a lot while readign these stories

At 7/28/09 02:08 AM, Aigis wrote: You amuse me sometimes.

Only on Newgrounds can you write a story, and have twenty people tell you off for not being the same sex as the character within the story.

And only on Newgrounds can you write a bunch of rambling nonsense about nothing, and have the entire thread accuse you of stealing it from somewhere else.

Newgrounds, you don't make any sense at all. You're not representative of any population.

I don't understand you, Newgronds. You're like a herd of extremely angsty sheep.

TL;DR - I'm whining because you didnt like my poetic bullshit. But i try to hide the fact i'm emo, i make it said less said by saying it's funny.

My repsonse: wow, you really touched me with yourpffft! ha ha ha ha! couldn't say that with a straight face!

touchè...

At 7/28/09 12:01 AM, gr8job wrote: still no pubes for me...

Age/Gender: 17, Male

:speaks for itself really...

At 7/28/09 01:01 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: Fiancee of 3 years cheated on me.

Ouch! That sucks man!

i can't compete with that, i wont even try

At 7/27/09 01:56 AM, greenpolice wrote:

At 7/27/09 01:54 AM, Upyourface wrote: How long have you been doing this?

bout 2 months, i've got about 45 pictures and videos

I'm gonna have to go with Me-Patch

I used to watch that show as a kid, i remember one episode when he makes huge, carnivorous plants and the dag somehow gets burried...

It was years ago, my brain is fuzzy...

How long have you been doing this?

Give them their arm back.

They wouldnt be as mad, but maybe not happy

Steps for office sex scandal

With a twist!

1. Go to a really tall buidling with an elevator
2. go the the lowest floor and get in the elevator
3. hit the button for the top floor
4. get undressed and go at it, see if you can finish before you get to the top and just hope no one comes in on floors on the way.

Sounds like fun

But the food is still gonna be shit simplt because it's still McDonalds.

At 7/27/09 01:41 AM, BoshansStudios wrote:

Like the people were? with a dead guy in the middle of the room? You couldn't even reach eachother though.

1. saw off leg.
2. have sex.
3. wait till end of film.
4. have a threesome with jigsaw and that doc.

not a bad idea at all sir. Amputee sex FTW.

Nugget porn! People with no arms or legs sort of vibrating on top of each other after someone else has put them in place

At 7/26/09 02:21 PM, Veranan wrote: Deadmau5 - Faxing Berlin
Deadmau5 - Ghosts N Stuff
BSOD - This is the Hook
Deadmau5 - Dr.Frankenstein
Atari Era - Speak & Spell
Avicii - Electric Masturbation
Dougal & Gammer - Wii Go Crazy
Dougal & Gammer - Dont Stop
Darren Styles & Francis Hill - Come Running
Scope Dj - My Vision
Enigmato - Hardstyle Doll
Nutty T - Not Alone

too lazy to say anymore

Get Scraped by Deamau5 is his best album, i dont like dance that much, too repetative.
But sounds like good list

That was epic! I did something like that before, I had a glass of lemonade, but I was serving other people drinks aswell and so I ended up pouring more lemonade into the glass I had just filled.

Oh well, idiocy 1 : me 0

The Idea is that you choose songs that suited the day, not just to list current playlists you have.

Title pretty much says it all!
Write down songs that sum up or suit your day or certain things you've done during it.
If you want, say why you chose the song, e.g. because it's fast, the lyrics suited the situation, i was angreh etc.
Also, put what genre it is so people find new songs they might like.

Mine thus far:
Waking up and getting ready for paperround
Lost At Home - The Automatic - Rock/Indie
Paper round
103 Degrees - Spor - Drum & Bass
Bus to school
Lifted podcast 004 - Spor and Chris Renegade - Drum & Bass
First Lesson: English (Really fucking boring)
Lightness - Death Cab for Cutie - Alternative
Break (there was a fight between some twat and a good friend)
Zzzonked - Enter Shikari - ElectroMetal
Rest of school
Your Revolutin Is A Joke - Funeral For A Friend - Acoustic
Waiting for the bus (30 minute wait everyday because our bus driver's lazy)
You Know Who's Seatbelt - The Bled - Metalcore
Bus journey home (just a few songs that came on shuffle)
Kicking And Screaming - Funeral For A Friend - Rock
To Die Like Mouchette - Funeral For A Friend - Rock
Driving Nowhere - Hadouken! - Alternative/Electronica
Game Over - Does It Offend You Yeah? - Electronica

Etc...
By the way, all the album artworks are for song on the playlist but they're not in order

Tea.

I say, i do love a good cup of Darjeeling in the morning, i find it perks one up so they are ready for the day, wouldn't you agree?

I just discovered Neo-Classical!
Classical with electronic noises/voices/effects on, if it's been made well, it sounds fucking awesome!

then again, anything made well enough is awesome so, y'know...

He tried them in college, it hardly means he's on/he does drugs

i did once, 'cept it was more a case of where i was walking from...

i'm what!?

copy parts of the solo to this

the solo starts after about 4:30

my favorite genres of all time are:
Post Hardcore
Metalcore
Drum'n'Bass
Electronica
Alternative/Indie
Orchestral/Classical
...and anything fast with a good tune.

not press any buttons and live as long as i would normally

Neopets! We had dial-up and the internet was free past 6:00, so we'd watch the clock for half an hour from 5:30 and then run to the PC

was awesome!