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Response to: Favourite Thing on by chat Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

You should set up a form or something.

Flash
Favorite flash artist:
Favorite submission by artist:
Favorite submission overall:

Audio
Favorite artist:
Favorite song by artist:
Favorite song overall:

Art
Favorite artist:
Favorite artist's work:
Favorite work of art overall:

Response to: Recess is racist! What the fuck! Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

OMFG! IT MATTERS SO MUCH!

</sarcasm>
Response to: its simple... click, comment. Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Link is NSFW

Response to: Do you hate where you live? Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Horsham, nice place to live.
Low crime rate, good environment, good schools etc...

'cept it's really fucking boring, there's nothing to do and the people i used to go to town with are just plain retarded.

Response to: Prank Calling North Korea Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Why not do it to South Korea?
It's only $0.03 per minute there

Response to: Slight Flaw In I-pod ( Help ) Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 02:40 PM, MissingNYC wrote: upgrade to a zune
problem solved

NO!

Response to: Woman Killed... for fetus!? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 02:08 PM, Ledgey wrote: Harr Harr very funny Fox.

Regardless of how harsh that is, I kindamaybesorta chuckled.

Response to: I have 2500 songs I need labelled Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 02:13 PM, Joshy94 wrote: Label them, 'I must not download music illegally or else this happens'.

Sounds good to me...
...'Cept i downloads loads so I can't exactly make a valid point right now.

Response to: Woman Killed... for fetus!? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 01:59 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 7/29/09 01:56 PM, Upyourface wrote:
Unless it's almost ready to be born, in which case maybe...
It was; the woman was eight months pregnant.

But Jesus Christ, that's bad. Crazy comes in all kinds of forms. This reminds me of the thread the other day about the skinned alive baby.

Ah. I didn't actually read the website, I just clicked the link for proof.
Skinned alive baby!? What the fuck for!?
Testing new skin foundations, eye shadow and other make up...

...In POVEGLIA ISLAND...

...By THESE SCIENTISTS!

Response to: Woman Killed... for fetus!? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 01:51 PM, Upyourface wrote: JESUS!
That's fucking creepy!
What the fuck would they want to do with a foetus!?
At 7/29/09 01:55 PM, LardLord wrote: Pho is a delicacy in Vietnam.

THAT really is fucking creepy...

Response to: Woman Killed... for fetus!? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 01:53 PM, bgraybr wrote:
At 7/29/09 01:51 PM, Upyourface wrote: JESUS!
That's fucking creepy!
What the fuck would they want to do with a foetus!?
Genetic experiments.

They can't, the foetus will be dead almost straight after the mother dies/it's taken out.

Unless it's almost ready to be born, in which case maybe...
Response to: Lizard People? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

I must admit, you made me chuckle

Response to: Look what I found. Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 01:51 PM, igott wrote: A fucking Wizard Staff.

Yard Sales FTW. I just got it two weeks ago but never got my hands on batteries for the camera.

Post your awesome shit here.

I have no awesome shit...
But at a car boot sale once, i saw a set of katana's and the guy selling them even had a halberd and a suit of armour!

well, the torso and helmet
Response to: Woman Killed... for fetus!? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

JESUS!
That's fucking creepy!
What the fuck would they want to do with a foetus!?

Response to: The internet makes you stupid. Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

wut u meen intanet make me stoopid?
i know houw to yoose compootar beterr dan beefor

Response to: Famous People You've Met Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

Ray Mears, he's a forester and he knows how to survive in almost any habitiat.
He was signing books in my town and i just walking past and i saw him going into the shop, we just had a quick conversation, shook hands and carried on.

Response to: art portal turning deviant art Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 01:13 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Art is art, go bitch about it elsewhere.
BECAUSE WE DON'T CARE.
At 7/29/09 01:17 PM, n0sv3ratu wrote: no ill bitch about it here because i want to keep the art potal the way it is with lots of different styles and techniques not all the same style that we see all the time. if you have to use someone elses techniques to express yourself you need to develope your own style

You realise that Lagamuffin is right, right?
People work hard on their art and they're not going to stop posting it just because some idiot dosn't want them to. Other styles will still be uploaded and it's not going to stop you developing your own

Response to: Attention Poozy Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

I wonder how many more threads like this there'll be...
There's already been a fair amount, all pretty much the same.

Response to: Omg! Why!? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

It's not that big a deal, my left arm is considerably weaker because i broke it when i was 11 and it'll never heal fully/properly, but oh well

Response to: favorite alcohol drink Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

WKD

yum...
Response to: How long have you technically been? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

I've been lurking without an account since October '08, but i'd use my bro Jonners' acount if i wanted to post something.

Response to: Attention Poozy Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 01:02 PM, Robo-Jesus wrote: im posting this on behalf of my friend cheesebizkit. since your inbox is full, PM's dont get through which is very unprofessional but whatever.

...but saying 'but whatever' is perfectly OK in a proffesional sense?

he tells me you've banned him long-term based on the fact you think he's a troll and a spammer. this is simply not true. who are you to judge the merit of someones post history or ban them for having a bad reputation?

A Mod, it's their job.

this long-term ban you've handed him is totally unfair, and i know this topic will probably be deleted, but it was the only way i could get through to you.

PM him. oh wait.

please remove the ban on my friend or risk being un-modded. believe me, i'm much more powerful than you might imagine.

A REAL Robo Jesus would be threatening, but you're simply not.

Response to: What makes a D-bag a D-bag? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

1. A Douchebag will often have spiked up hair (it is probably dyed aswell)
2. He will often have fake tan as well
3. If a Douchebag is wearing a polo shirt, he will 'pop' the collar
4. A Douchebag will have an inflated sense of self-worth
5. A Douchebag will often wear sunglasses indoors
6. A Douchebag will often have an open/no shirt
7. He will often have 'loud' jewelry
8. They might have 'douchey' tatoos (like barbed wire or a chinese symbol)
9. When a Douchebag is wearing a hat, they will tilt or turn it to one side
10. A Douchebag will give you 2 numbers: 1) their phone number 2) how much they can bench press
11. A Douchebag might own a bathrobe that is not made out of cotton.

There are other forms of douchebags, generally, anyone thinking they're cool when they're doing something that isn't.

For more information on Douchebags, visit Cracked.com

Response to: Reheated pasta is best pasta. Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

I eat paste raw, nice'n'crunchy!
I literally eat it by the bag full, and my mum would get really pissed of because i'd have eaten it all and there'd be none left to cook

Response to: Your mom must be proud... Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 08:19 AM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: BUMP
Because I can....

Why'd you bump such a shit thread?
It just doesn't make sense...

Response to: a cigarette.. Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

Tell you friends to stop being absolute fucktards and stop smoking

Makes sense to me
Response to: I've Solved The Dark Energy Problem Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

If the light photons were strong enough to push galaxies apart, even if the huge quantaties you mentioned, we'd have been roasted loooong ago. Besides, at the centre of each galaxy is a black hole that sucks up around 40% of the total light the galaxy (as a whole) produces, you'd have to get rid of the black hole but still keep the galaxy together, and then you'd have to focus all the light emitted from it in the direction you wanted.
You'd be creating a giant laser that would have to surround the entire galaxy so the light is reflected the right way.

i could go on about why you're wrong, literally for all 7536 characters remaining in this post.
Response to: My back is fucked. Posted July 28th, 2009 in General
At 7/28/09 03:21 PM, LastMeasure wrote: Man...That sucks ass.

Seconded, 'cept it's actually like fifth'd coz other people have been saying it in different ways.

Response to: Make your username into a company! Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

Upyourface!
Nasal and throat relief!

Response to: Your baby's name... Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

Boy: Any of these ('cept number 2)
Girl: Princess-Rainbow.com

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