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This one's best:
"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)"

At 8/4/09 03:56 AM, conn1496 wrote: What do you think? is this really helpful?

No.
If there were no spammers, we'd all get the same amount of exp, but save points instead; it's the same principal but better because there wont be the occasional spam flash getting through.

I think if you have under 200 posts, any threads you make have to be confirmed by any mod that's online, while this might be a nuissance to the mods, it stops them having to lock it later.

what d'ya think, good idea?

Very well said, even if the press hound him for it.

> Go on iTunes
> Click on the iPod under the "Devices" heading in the sidebar
> Click the "Photos" tab at the top
> Click the box next to "Sync photos from:"
> Select folder
> Sync iPod

Your iPod must be plugged in to the computer for it to appear under the "devices" heading.

At 8/3/09 04:07 PM, AngryBanana wrote: 28 Days Later/28 Weeks Later.

28 Weeks Later is more depressing, so I like it more.

Indeed! These are great films but i think the first one is better.

You know 1k is under-the-sofa-cushions change right?
I havent played in ages but i still have like 3.5m cash and 3m of stuff

At 8/3/09 11:46 AM, Sekhem wrote: I think brit pop was meant for the 90s and it sounds dated as fuck now.

If they replaced the synth with an organ, it would sound a but like Blur

At 8/3/09 11:54 AM, TieSeiT wrote: What is in it?

I must say, it appears to be empty, chap!

At 8/3/09 11:45 AM, Luis wrote: that quiz is stupid. The majority of the questions are based on general forum / bbs shit and thats like such a small fraction of the site.

You dont know much about the site do you?

Seconded.
Also, a lot of the questions were either too obvious or opinion answers

There was this one time when i got a papercut from my pony princess journal
But i didn't do anything about it!
That was pretty hardcore, i felt like a real man after that

i made sure i wrote that down in my journal aswell, but my Barbie pen almost ran out.

That joke's not original, i've heard it loads of times.

I've seen it on teh intawebz aswell.

1. Muse
2. Funeral For a Friend
3. Sub Focus/Spor

At 8/3/09 03:52 AM, Casualty wrote:

At 8/3/09 03:50 AM, Upyourface wrote: These are terrible!
I just tried a few of them out and they're absolutly shit!

Those flashes are probably older than you.

Somehow, i dont think they are.

These are terrible!
I just tried a few of them out and they're absolutly shit!

At 8/2/09 05:14 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

At 8/2/09 05:12 PM, Jarvid wrote: Good Burger is the best movie ever

Agreed, Ironically I just had a burger, lol

That's not ironic, that's just coincidental,

One time, a spec of dust just flew across the room! That means the DUSTERGEIST is in my house and it's haunting me!

Ghosts are bullshit.

You're either lying or schizophrenic

At 8/10/08 02:02 PM, kaywire wrote:

At 8/10/08 01:52 PM, Shreddy wrote: not such a good quality pic but it gets the message across :)

Im so Ofended. This gets the message across more clearly

What a very witty and intelligent reply.

At 8/10/08 01:52 PM, Shreddy wrote: not such a good quality pic but it gets the message across :)

Indeed, my good chum.

At 7/31/09 10:45 AM, SecretlySquirrel wrote: He blatantly isn't a terrorist and if anything the military should be glad that he was the one that found his way into their systems and not an actual terrorist.

I agree with this bit, but I dont feel sorry for him simply because he was looking for UFO's. If any had been found there'd be more information/news about it.

Can you really blame him?
Afterall, church is just teaching people that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

I personally think he drove wuite well for a 7 tear old.

At 7/31/09 03:00 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Yo, yo, Link email and I talic,
I'm really sick,
I have a big dick.
Haha, I'm iller than swine flu...
Iller than Gine's do,
Iller than just you...
Cause you know I'm king I wear a crown.
Don't wear that frown.
You look so down...
Damn, what the hell, I sound..
Like I'm your mom,
or like I'm some.
Some guy who never knew,
never knew,
what it's like to be you.
Cause I know why you always wear a frown,
Always are down,
because you don't wear a crown...

I'd say this bit's the bad bit, just change or get rid of this bit and it should be ok.

Well it's rap, so i generally sucks.
But we can't really judge without hearing it.

At 7/31/09 12:37 AM, IUP-Soldier wrote: Fuck you black face.

How very productive.

At 7/31/09 02:20 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I would just simply hang up and call again.

Same, it's not exactly drastic if they dont answer, nothing too important.

60 - 65F here, Englands normally got decent weather when it's not raining.

kinda obvious right?

At 7/31/09 02:08 PM, Blush wrote: You just need to lurk more.

Fixed.

No image dumps!
Also, stop just pasting stuff you've copied from desktop nexus.
1. http://abstract.desktopnexus.com/wallpap er/23801/
2. http://abstract.desktopnexus.com/wallpap er/28786/
3. http://abstract.desktopnexus.com/wallpap er/28785/

At 7/18/09 04:24 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 7/18/09 01:44 PM, Mr-Money wrote: What if Jesus has already returned and is on Earth right now? Who do you think he is?

Hmm I think this picture would explain what would happen if he was here

Seems about right.