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At 10/25/05 11:39 PM, stafffighter wrote: The thing is that they all would have been ebaten and shot by now if they were straight pedophiles

Actually, the opposite is probably more likely to hold true. It is much more acceptable for younger girls to be with older men. Women do things all the time in our society and other civilized societies to appear younger. In fact, in Japan, being child like is the sexiest thing ever.

And whoever called them faggs... that was incredibly stupid. Being gay and being a pedophile have nothing to do with eachother. The fact that they like to molest little boys is part of their phelia, not about their sexual orientation.

You just have way too much time on your hands. Because I would win, I'm just too lazy right now.

Insert parody of Donnie Darko's Smurf scene.

Or:

Dogs run around naked... but that isn't perverse. E.T. was seen as anamilistic and therefore his nudity is acceptable. It is also acceptable because he does not have any characteristics that can be seen as sexual in our society and culture (or any other, I'm sure).

Dressing like a woman was put in the movie for comedic affect. It's true that people who deviate from the socially acceptable norm in dress - like a transvestite or transgendered person - will be seen as "perverse" in that context, but E.T. is too removed from that context for this to be possible.

You might win with getting a little boy drunk - that is pretty Michael Jackson esque. But... considering, again, the context and the rest of the movie, I think that point is also pretty moot.

And lastly, breaking traffic laws is not perverse.

pwn.

At 4/4/05 11:53 PM, meerkat91 wrote: emo motherfuckers are just whiney little bitches who dont have the balls to go all out and go metal grindcore what a bunch of fucking pussies they deserve to be shot, although 99% of them are suicidal so why dont they go rape a gun or a sword shop fuck them up their fucking emo ass's

I think you've mistaken emo as a genre with the stereotype of emo = emotional music - i.e. whiney, heart-broken crap. Maybe you should find out what you're being so whiney about before you go off like some ignorant metal version red-neck? Also, what's up with the anal sword fetish? I mean, what's the point of even wishing an unjustifiable death on anyone, or making ignorant assumptions, and why should pussies deserve to be shot, anyway? If they were, there'd be no one left to let you feel like a man, since the size of your dick all that anger's compensating for obviously isn't doing it.

Ewwww, you're drinking coffee?

I like to write offensive things on people's bodies or statements like "I have awesome boobs" on my friends chest or "I love penis" on any exposed part of the body because of the reactions these things provoke. If you don't like it when chicks write on you don't let them, or offer them your body as canvas in exchange for sexual favors.

Use it as an excuse to grope my hot lesbian friend and eat chocolate.

Don't you know all muslims are terriosts? And every non-white man is a criminal, whether he knows it or not.

Of course it's sad that these people with so much money and / or power never do anything better with their lives than frivolous things while others suffer. We already have so many luxuries and it would only seem to natural to provide others with the same benefits through our excess, right?

Completely wrong. People are living cocktails of free will, greed, and apathy. It's so great.

But if this is what's on your mind, go read Vonnegut's "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater".

At 7/17/04 04:52 PM, thisisasignin wrote: when Im not depressed I eat somewhere between 4 to 6 meals a day

Maybe you have worms.

At 5/17/04 08:34 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Batman is Bin Laden.

I agree with The Judge.

And this is yet further proof of how bad super heros suck. And no, Staff, I'm not about to begin to prove it.

I don't think a person really needs a particular religion anymore, especially if you aren't into the ones you've seen so far. Agnosm seems like the best path so far. It leaves you open to make your own rules and judgements on life, too.

At 2/19/04 11:40 PM, UnusualDrug wrote: Music does create hate, Ignorance does.

I'm sorry, I meant music does NOT.

Music does create hate, Ignorance does.

I also agreed with what bombkangaroo had to say.

It is not racist. In order for the comment to be racist, the pilot would have had to insult his passengers based on Race.

Although it was an abuse of power. He should be suspended from his position. Religious Intolerence proves nothing but idiocy.

Sex on period - just do it in the shower or bath.

It's really sad when groups (like the racial groups mentioned here) try to take anything for their "cause" - but in the end, only wind up discrediting themselves and others who are really sincere about what they're doing. What do they think is honestly going to come of blindly pointing the blame? They should realize that can't use a case for their own use when it really doesn't support what they're trying to accomplish anyway...

At 12/3/03 11:25 PM, Obdeboondocks wrote: -I always thought that the term of simple plan would be "emo" .

Oh no no no, that stuff was never emo. Emo had it's basis in punk itself to begin with - and Simple Plan (and all other crap groups similar) is just way too separated from actual punk. I mean, emo gets mislabled a lot, and still there are a lot more hardcore "emo" groups than Simple Plan will ever be. Real emo is over anyways, the 80's have ended.

But as far as what I consider good music, it's mostly emo/indie/punk/ 80's stuff. The Smiths, Jawbreaker, Osker, Mi6, The Pixies, The Weakerthans, Jets To Brazil, Death Cab For Cutie, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Anniversary, Atom and his Package, The Faint, Mellowdrone, The Ghost, Mindless Self Indulgence, etc.

At 12/5/03 01:21 AM, Spike- wrote: Does anyone know someone with a STD? I don't.

I bet everyone does, they just aren't aware of it.

At 11/25/03 03:11 AM, Mr_Silv3r wrote: here we go... sorry if someone else has made a topic....

whats a good way to get with a chick at a party? (like a spur of the moment hook up thing... none of this long term turning into a relationship stuff, just for a party...) as the only times ive done it is when someone else has set me up...

You shouldn't. Not everything is based on sex, and what if you get some disease? Plus, people at parties (in general) usually aren't all that sober.. so you get her then, and then what if she makes it out to have been rape or something? It's just dumb..

At 11/17/03 10:56 PM, blackstarvegetto wrote: Almost everyone knows what makes a girl attractive to guys, but what makes a guy attractive to girls?

I think when the guy can make the girl feel safe. If she feels safe with him, she'll trust him, her guard will be down, she'll feel more relaxed, more comfortable, happier, etc. Humor, and a good edge are pretty necessary, too. I mean, you have to have edge, don't try to be a bad boy though or an asshole, that never works out.. Respect and intelligence are good. And muscles. It doesn't matter what your style is really, as long as it looks like you take care of your body.

At 11/15/03 04:42 AM, stafffighter wrote:

what actors do you think would be/ would have been great for a particular charictar.

It's hard to really answer that because I personally despise the idea of most comics being made into movies, since the majority of them just get fucked in process. I think that's the greatest thing about the books themselves... The entire world they create within the pages, it's something that a movie just cannot capture, and at the same time, the books don't carry the kind of horrid restrictions a movie would. I mean, nine out of ten times, the movie version of any comic is just going to suck in comparision. It may make a great movie, sure.. but it'll be nothing next to the comic itself.

Though I guess if I really had to pick somebody, I think that Jhonen Vasquez would fit Nny perfectly. It's funny that he was a film major who never read comics and then he came out to create one of the best detailed and creative works, in my opinion...

At 11/13/03 06:28 AM, Dobio wrote: Didn't hurt...just itches like the sin.

I hate it when I shave and then it itches. It's annoying as fuck. I think it's best to always have a little... not a whole bush going on down there, but honestly, being entirely bald is too... seven years old most of the time, and it makes you a lot more sensitive everywhere, which isn't Always as great as it would seem... But just a little triangle or strip at the top kept soft is cool on chicks. Guys should keep it under control but no shaving or whatever, I guess.

At 11/13/03 03:58 AM, KoRnFreakeR wrote: . She always asks when I'm at my girl's place:"Did you sleep with her today?" Then she's mostly in a bad mood and doesn't want to talk.....and she asks me that everyday when I am with her.

It's sounds as if your mother has an extreme jealousy issue going on. Instead of insulting her next time she asks about your sexual whereabouts you can just point out the sad, sad truth to her questioning, and that should shut her up pretty quickly. Or you could always go ahead and tell her something completely outlandish, like "sorry mum, I'm really gay, the girl's just a cover" to bother her or at least get her to realize she needs to shut up with the shit.

Sounds like pretty good stuff to start out on, mostly the basics though, like spiderman, batman... but that's to be expected I guess, it makes sense. I actually started out weird though, sonic comics when I was little kid (you know, like the old skool sega games?) but now even though I still read the stuff most people don't pay attention to, I think it's gotten a lot more grim...

But I noticed avieaskewed mentioned Sandman, Neil Gaiman stuff... I just finished a take off from his character Death (Dead Boy Detectives) - have any of you guys read that? Were you as disappointed as I was? I think the art was real sad.. and I know that the entire writing of the series itself could have been so much better than it turned out to be... Especially when it's trying to fit into the world of Death...

Sounds like pretty good stuff to start out on, mostly the basics though, like spiderman, batman... but that's to be expected I guess, it makes sense. I actually started out weird though, sonic comics when I was little kid (you know, like the old skool sega games?) but now even though I still read the stuff most people don't pay attention to, I think it's gotten a lot more grim...

But I noticed avieaskewed mentioned Sandman, Neil Gaiman stuff... I just finished a take off from his character Death (Dead Boy Detectives) - have any of you guys read that? Were you as disappointed as I was? I think the art was real sad.. and I know that the entire writing of the series itself could have been so much better than it turned out to be... Especially when it's trying to fit into the world of Death...

It looks like your intentions are good, and you're already endorsing a good band like Ant-Flag, so it would seem as though you're just trying to put out something honest - but most people now use punk as a term to label themselves and try to be "cool" and fit in with the kids who were too stupid to fit in with anybody else. It's sad that the meaning has been lost on idiots like them and the music's forgotten or totally misplaced... But so I think a lot of people aren't going to get this like they should... Oh well. I just find it sad that the politics of punk have mainly been lost : ( I mean, we have emo for that, damnit, but instead we've still got bands that completely neglect the core of the music, bands who don't even bother to put a message into their music anymore...

Since I don't have the time or the energy to go back through the fifty some posts, I have no idea if this has been asked before, and I apologize already if I wind up being redundant with it:

But what were your guys' earliest comic influences? What were the first books you really began to pick up and read that introduced you into it? It would be kind of interesting to see what those books were compared to what you read now, too, just out of curiousity.

Haha. This is great.

I want to put in a senseless plug though and give credit to the greatest masturbatory icon ever: sexy loser's Mike's left hand. http://sexylosers.com/074.html Mmmm.

I always feel sorry for the mormons...

I'm an "aspiring" bassist really... Have my bass and everything, just haven't really had time to get a solid start on it yet.. heh.. I'm such a slacker. But how long does it take to get up to decent playing skill? How hard is it to teach yourself?