you kiss like a retard

any girl will give you a bj but if she REALLY loves you she'd do ANYTHING for you, but i think women will eventually evolve pleasure cells in their throat. if only i was born 10,000 years later! *sigh

yeah and my girl wouldn't do it for me *crys* i thought she loved me!

girls had clits in the back of their throats....

i like cheese

At 11/14/02 07:10 PM, EefOofTheBeefBoof wrote: My friend is having girl problems and I thought i'de help him out and get him some advice. Can you guys help?
He is from England so keep in mind that he doesn't have very good grammer or spelling, not to pick on him.
The basic story is that he was going out with this girl. She didn't want to go out with him anymore because she didn't like having to hug him or kiss him, so she broke up with him.


UK Rugby2K1: what happend was on sun. we started getting like lovey dovey again. i asked her i she thout we would ever go out again
UK Rugby2K1: and she was smilling and crap and said are you asking me out
UK Rugby2K1: and it went on from there like she want me to ask her out
UK Rugby2K1: so i did she said she would give me an answer on mon. morning but she never did and when she does get on she always says it is too late to tell you but still gives me faves on here like :-* :-D and stuff like that and she didn't really talk to me so i don't care about her anymore
UK Rugby2K1: and so i said last night just give me a yes or no answer (well not like that but well you know) and she didn't but she said lylab so i said that would be an answer and she said no i will tell you tomorrow and sadi "i am dreaming about you right now" and stuff like that
UK Rugby2K1: because it was about 10:20
UK Rugby2K1: and she had to go
UK Rugby2K1: so now i don't know if i really care anymore
UK Rugby2K1: but she said "lylab"
UK Rugby2K1: do you know what that means?
pepperoni87: no i dont, what a bitch
UK Rugby2K1: well it means love ya like a brother
pepperoni87: oh, shes a stupid ho bitch whore monger
UK Rugby2K1: and i said so would that be an answer
UK Rugby2K1: and she said no
UK Rugby2K1: i will tell you tomorrow
UK Rugby2K1: witch is today
pepperoni87: hmmm, and she has her away message up
UK Rugby2K1: but i am not going to mention it untill she brings it up
pepperoni87: ya
UK Rugby2K1: but if she was saying stuff like that would you have asked her out again?
pepperoni87: nope
UK Rugby2K1: like she was totaly flurting again
UK Rugby2K1: like it was when we were going out
pepperoni87: ya
UK Rugby2K1: or is that the way lots of girl talk to you?
UK Rugby2K1: on here>/
UK Rugby2K1: ?
pepperoni87: no girls talk to me, shes just confusing
UK Rugby2K1: ya
UK Rugby2K1: i know
pepperoni87: i meant no girls talk to me like that
UK Rugby2K1: i was about to say "you are leaving my heart in pergatory but i decided not to
UK Rugby2K1: ya
UK Rugby2K1: i know
UK Rugby2K1: that would have been funny
UK Rugby2K1: well i got to go eat dinner brb
UK Rugby2K1: tell me if she gets on
pepperoni87: ok, bye
UK Rugby2K1: bye

she's playing games and enjoys all the attention your friend is giving her, he needs to pursue other women and ingore her and if she really likes him she will aggressively persue him.

At 11/10/02 02:49 AM, EefOofTheBeefBoof wrote: Girls confuse me. My best friend was going out with this christian girl, but then she said she didn't want to go out with him because she felt uncomfortable having to hug and kiss him in public. Then when Michael asked if they were still going out or not she said no. Then later she said she still liked him and wanted to go out with him. Now Mike doesn't know whats going on. Girls confuse me so much, they never let you know what they want.

who cares what girls want, I WANT THAT FUCKING PUSSY!

At 11/13/02 10:57 PM, JockStrapJake wrote: I find this act very immature and something that someone with no life would do.

she can't help it, she's just jealous that the girls actually have exciting sex-lives.

aaas

At 7/16/02 03:01 AM, Rollargrl wrote:

At 7/16/02 02:18 AM, GrandmasterJ wrote: Is anyone else just sitting back and laughing at this whole thing? It really is funny.









Here's a hobo.

I'am, but that's prolly cause im a slut too
right?

I laughed, i cried, i laughed again, then cried while masterbating, then masterbated while not crying, then laughed yet again, and finally cried while laughing.

even if u got 1% on the slut test, that mean out of 100 oppurtunities to be a slut u'd take one of them, while rollar would take up over half of them. man if non-slut women do exist then they must be boring as hell, but i never met one so yeah.

bouncies for all the unbelievers.

At 7/16/02 02:02 AM, GeneStarwind wrote: Ok, i think that everyone angry about this post can agree that Untitled is probably just some sad little boy who has never had a girl care for him. so instead of trying to be Brave, i.e. human, andw ways to approach life. He has decided to just become a bitter asshole who gets his kicks by demeaning women. I just have to say that at first i was surprised by this assine post, then i was angry about it, then i was furious that he not only was ingnorant enough to make this post and defend it, but he was also just a damn dick to everyone. i was mad, but now i am just sad for him. this must be the only way he can make himself feel good about himself. The worst part through all of this is that he doesn't even have any backing to his theory. He just say all women are slut, well i have to say that there are many flaws in his theory. My guess is that he just wants attention, now doesn't that make him a whore for attention. I mean if he actually talks like this in real life than he wouldn't have many friends, so this must make him feel big. Well untitled the only big thing about you is the fact that you are being a big ass.-Scott

Dude you need to stop thinking, it doesn't fit you very well. BIATCH!!

here's some drugs, use them to get a crack ho.

BIATCH'S!!!! THIS THREAD FUCKS YO MAMMA'S ASSHHOLES!!!! BIATCH'S

At 7/15/02 03:21 PM, Unmindful wrote:

NO!! YOU KILLED HIM!!!!! BIATCH!

At 7/15/02 06:18 PM, Time_Clock wrote: I refuse to dew the honey (do list)
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i said women BIATCH!

At 7/15/02 07:49 AM, wiedzmin wrote: Ok, I did not read the whole thing. I just wanna say. Even thought I got dumped by the girl I love today, girls are nice. It were girls who found out that I'm wasted, who took me out to the club, and who told me that everything's gonna be ok. Not a single one of my friends (guys) said a shit about it. And if you think the girl is a slut (or something), maybe you don't understand her wishes. Remeber "Girls just wanna have fun!"
Woman, woman are different, they want to get married and have a nice family. I think that it's boring, but you see, I'm just a kid myself. I wanna have fun too.
To summarise, girls do some bad stuff sometimes, but no matter what, the world without them would suck...

ahhh that's bullshit, i hate how women think it's there job to make everyone happy, and in a way that's what makes them sluts because they wanna please everyone. dude, in the end she made you miserable so grow up and be a fucken man.

i remember a fucking study on how successfull women were less likely to have a family while successful men were and the women were actually fucking complaining about it. at least there fucking successful, what about the unsuccessful single men, huh! what about them you fucking hypocrites! women want everything, but life is about choices, BIATCHS! this also proves that women want the material things since there clinging to the men with money, shit i don't even have to say it cuz all you women know you do.

At 7/15/02 04:14 AM, Unmindful wrote:

At 7/15/02 03:05 AM, EZ3 wrote:

At 7/14/02 03:04 AM, GeneStarwind wrote: "The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark."

Thats really well said. Is that a quote from someone?

Anyway. Untitled you don't really believe all women are sluts. You just want attention. And you got it. It's funny that you are what you accuse all women to be.


Or maybe you really do think that. Maybe you've watched soo much porn and seen soo many women treated as objects that you really believe it to be true. IT'S AN ACT. And everyone wants attention. Not just women. You and me too.

hi again

i'm gonna kill you in your sleep, BIATCH!!

At 7/14/02 11:04 PM, bungled_girl wrote: Oooooh stick that monster cock inside baby, i only got $75 is that ok?

Sorry i'm sticking firm at $100! BIATCH! better get the rest or you ain't gettin nothing!

At 7/14/02 09:30 PM, Blue_Mage wrote:

Shar: BIATCH! what u think i am ur house whore! FUCK YOU! WE ARE THROUGH! IM GONNA FUCK UR FRIEND NOW!
(Ron starts crying)
Shar: SHUTUP U FUCKING PUSSY! BOB IS MORE OF A MAN THEN U'LL EVER BE BIATCH! AND UR COCK IS SO SMALL, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! BIATCH!

You need help little man..... And you need it NOW !!!

shove it my bastard son!

At 7/14/02 05:43 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 7/14/02 01:18 PM, AZNarchyPenguin wrote: So I decided to stop. AZN PRIDE!

hahahaha

outcasted misfit is hot!

At 7/14/02 12:03 PM, bungled_girl wrote: I've read all the junk on this topic that i've missed during the 2 days that i've been away, and i have 3 comments to make...aside from the usual, untitled-is-a-jackass. Here they are:

1) About the comment that every girl would cheat on their boyfriend given the chance, if the other guy was hot thing....

I would not do this. If i was so pissed off at Ron that i wanted to be with another guy then i'd break up with him first.

2) The 5 categories that women fall under...

Sorry, i read them and reread them and i don't fall under any of those categories.

3) Pertaining to this whole thread in general....

Did you ever consider that there ARE NICE GIRLS out there? i mean, i know that a lot of women are slutty, or skanky, and there are some women who don't get very many boyfriends on account of them not being very visually appealing. but if you'd actually TALK to girls, like as friends, not as some kind of sex object. then you'd realize that some of us are decent, nice, unslutty and not money-grabbing bitches.

-Shar

Quit flirting with me SLUT! for you it'd cost ya to get ahold of this cock, let's say $100 bucks, an extra$50 if you want sperm on ur face.

all the nice girls are uglyies or psycho's! i go for women who look happy, not the uglies or depressed looking ones. and yes every chic would be a slut if the oppurtunity arrose, but most of u so skanky u never will. but you never know, maybe one day you'll be drunk and fuck ur boyfriends best friend or some random person at a party.

I would not do this. If i was so pissed off at Ron that i wanted to be with another guy then i'd break up with him first.

uh-huh great comment, so ur the type of slut who would break up first before you FUCK ANOTHER GUY, oh how nice of you!

Ron(pussy): Hey can you do the dishes tonight, i beeen doing them all week.
Shar: BIATCH! what u think i am ur house whore! FUCK YOU! WE ARE THROUGH! IM GONNA FUCK UR FRIEND NOW!
(Ron starts crying)
Shar: SHUTUP U FUCKING PUSSY! BOB IS MORE OF A MAN THEN U'LL EVER BE BIATCH! AND UR COCK IS SO SMALL, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! BIATCH!

At 7/14/02 06:34 AM, ninja_with_guns wrote:

At 7/14/02 03:32 AM, untitled wrote:

He has a very popular radio program and teaches the average chump how to get laid and exposes the evils of women to the public!! like how men pay more for car insurance while women are protesting equal rights! man so much shit i learned from that show, like how to talk a women into an abortion if u get her pregnant, or how to get laid without spending any money, man...you just gotta listen.

If he's had 4 divorces, he can't keep a girl long.

exactly cuz the slut girl will screw it up somehow (reason not to get married). besides we aren't trying to keep a girl where trying to lay a girl. BIATCH!

At 7/14/02 03:42 AM, BinLadenmustdie wrote:

Sounds like my kind of guy. Is there anywhere on the internet to catch his show or is a regional thing somewhere?

here's his site:
http://www.blowmeuptom.com/

he is a fat balding man, don't let that throw you off though, he knows his shit, been through 4 divorces has tons of good advice on women so hopefully you don't go through what he did. lots of other shit too, like current events and stuff, he's very blunt and direct and will say what he wants, even if it's considered "politically incorrect".

here in seattle he's on 100.7fm.

At 7/14/02 03:26 AM, BinLadenmustdie wrote:

you sound like a tom leykis listener

Who is that?

He has a very popular radio program and teaches the average chump how to get laid and exposes the evils of women to the public!! like how men pay more for car insurance while women are protesting equal rights! man so much shit i learned from that show, like how to talk a women into an abortion if u get her pregnant, or how to get laid without spending any money, man...you just gotta listen.

At 7/14/02 02:36 AM, GeneStarwind wrote: I would like to know what the person who started this post was trying to acomplish? This post is completely assine. If that is how you truely see women, then i feel sorry for you. Maybe if there weren't so many people running around putting their foot in their mouth, then maybe there would not be so many people leaving NG. I have said my peace, so i will leave on a strong note. We need to stop being asses to eachother and stop burning bridges.

bah! all you idiots invaded this freakin bbs and now i'm re-invading biatch!!! u know my goal so shutup and know your role!!

we need to add pussy-boys to the list of women, shit!

At 7/14/02 02:55 AM, BinLadenmustdie wrote:

Not all women are sluts. There are actually 5 categories (and usually belong to some combo of below):

1. Sluts

2. Skanks - closely related to the slut, but barely decent enough for guys to want to fuck (usually need booze or weed to intice a man)

3. Gold diggers - the most vicious of the bitches. BEWARE!

4. Homely/ugly/fat - bitches that no one would want to fuck anyway.

5. Lesbos - While the idea is intriguing, most of these chicks in real life belong in the skank category or they're butch (see #4).

you sound like a tom leykis listener

At 7/14/02 03:15 AM, Pixelated_Panda wrote: This a non agro, non offensive pic on untitled just for shits and giggles.







DO THE NOTLAD

I am very offended, please refrain from posting further pics of me, i wish not to be seen by the public for obvious reasons.

At 7/13/02 11:25 PM, Pokecreations wrote:

At 7/13/02 11:21 PM, stoneskipper_42 wrote: there uzed 2 be plenty, but now it seemz ta be juust Haqnspitt.
she must be so lonely!

Author's Note - shameless plug for dead webcomic

They're all at my mansion, having big parties and getting drunk and opening their legs.

so you agree there sluts! Actually there at my place BIATCHS!

At 7/13/02 09:25 PM, Blue_Mage wrote:



I'm sorry but.... I just read this thread and noticed that this guy is a real Fucking freak of nature.... How can he say somthing like this? It's not like he has proof! ( he's probably never been laid either... ) This dude needs to calm down, be more respective, and shut the hell up.... Because if you ask me.... He really IS a Strange, strange man....

The proof is all the women i've fucked BIATCH!

At 7/13/02 05:12 PM, Sir_Eatsalot wrote:

At 7/13/02 05:08 PM, untitled wrote: I SWEAR, newgrounds is like the place where all the pussies hang out! freak, you talk about treating women with respect, but how far has that gotten you?! BIATCH! i bet most of you get treated like shit by women and take it like the pussies you are! nice guys finish last cuz women are STUPID ASS SLUTS!

Anyone who would have sex with someone from NG(including me) would have to be a slut.
You can interpret that as all when are sluts so ofcoarse anyone woman who has sex with anyone is a slut or you can intepret that as me calling every one(including me) a loser.

damn man, learn how to make some sense! BIATCH!!!!

I SWEAR, newgrounds is like the place where all the pussies hang out! freak, you talk about treating women with respect, but how far has that gotten you?! BIATCH! i bet most of you get treated like shit by women and take it like the pussies you are! nice guys finish last cuz women are STUPID ASS SLUTS!