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Response to: Ngapi Workings Posted August 20th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

I think there are two reasons, either:

1. You didn't get enough views.
2. Nobody actually clicked the ad.

Depends on how you think about it.
Response to: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips Posted August 20th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

At 8/20/09 09:48 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: *Gasps*
How could you?

Well, you know... I just do it for the points... Plus, it doesn't seem to work on this one. It work on EBF1 but I can't seem to crack this one.
Matt, did you change something, like the values? The HP and MP I mean. Did you use the same system as in EBF1 or another?

Response to: How to get Drunk Driver Medal Posted August 20th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

Try to shoot with the least power possible, like, one short click, then propel yourself with the gun you have equipped.
The jeep should have come behind you. If that is not the case, try again.

Response to: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips Posted August 20th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

At 8/20/09 09:43 AM, Arthuria99 wrote: So you are ones of them huh? the cheater?

Ahhh, yes. I am.

Response to: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips Posted August 20th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

Woo-fucking-Hoo! I waited a lot for EBF2 to get teh medalzorz. Cheat Engine for the win.

Americans are addicted. Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

Having just read an article in the morning paper (it's 12 o'clock here), I realize that the Americans are addicted to the internet.
It was a nice article, presenting nice numbers such as:
1. 30% of all Facebook users are American.
2. 39% of all Americans have a phone with wireless internet.
3. The average American spends 4 hours a day on his computer.
Now that I've told you that, the article also mentioned the American families whom aren't really what they were once.
Cite:
"The kids don't rush to the kitchen to eat peanut butter jelly sandwiches and pancakes anymore. Today, the main reason they get out of bed is to check on their social-networking accounts for news."
Now, NG what do you have to say about this?

Response to: Things to do before I get older... Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

At 8/20/09 04:55 AM, BlammerReviewer wrote: What a coincidence! This is a picture of me.

Why, you really suck balls. And try to get a girlfriend before 14, will you?

Response to: Error? Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

At 8/20/09 04:54 AM, Attacknun wrote: Wade should probably hear of this.

Fix'd.

Response to: Meanest thing you have done to.. Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

I set people's homepages to scat porn websites...
That's it though, as I don't hurt my friends that hard.

Response to: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips Posted August 20th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

Well, I've found a new one:

Response to: Really Creepy Site : Must See Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

LOL, sir. That was utter crap.

Response to: Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

I don't catch it. I live in Europe.

Response to: 16 year old girl tits. Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

I think the girl in that pic is at least 18 years old...

Response to: General Announcements Posted August 20th, 2009 in NG News

Awesum :3

Response to: How insignificant are we? Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Very.

Response to: Wasted my life on video games... Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

I'd get a hold on my life and do some hard work to get up.

Response to: World War 2 Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Wow... A bigger discussion between those sickos would have been grately appreciated, y'know...

Response to: Dad! Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Amazing how a crappy topic like this one made it to a third page...

Response to: Make your own madlib! Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Dude, I had to post this:
*
At the end of the party, be sure to sodomize your host before saying DUDE OMGWTF??!!!11 and driving home.
*

Response to: Photoshop the dog. Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Meh, I was expecting funnier. *_*

Response to: Make your own madlib! Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

It's the biggest laugh I've had in quite a long time:

It was a cold, gay night. Luciana and Nicky go around the campfire, fucking songs and eating chicken.

Soon they got tired, climbed into their cock, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud sperming sound outside the tent. Laura grabbed Luciana's dick and held on for dear life. Luciana started chanting, "Lions and sperm and fucks, oh my!" over and over again.

Then into their tent fell their friend Diana. Diana had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some cum. Now the cum was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.

It turned out to be a very sick camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Laura's backyard.

Response to: If This Doesn't Make You Shed... Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Ahhh, that's cute.

Response to: Digg Toss the Turtle Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

I won't dig it because I don't have an account.

Response to: would you wear.. Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

I'd wear them to school. They're cool, plus some of my friends know about NG, and I don't think I'd be embarrassed or anything.

Response to: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips Posted August 19th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

Gentlemen, let's get to owning this new "Bomb Diggity" game that has been thrown upon us. Right, so the game is kinda boring and moves slowly... And the medals aren't easy to get.
Yeepeedee-fucking-doo-dah.

My balls aren't the same size! Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

I was just checking my dick out in the mirror when I observe that my balls aren't both equal in size. WHAT????!!!!11
Yes. I'm really freaked out right now. I'm going through puberty, but I don't think it's normal to have different sized balls, eh?
NG, what do you think?

It's true, I'm not writing a story or any of that crap.
Response to: musical attraction.. Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

The screams and energy and sound of bass playing attract me to all sorts of rock.

Response to: Top entries from 08/18/2009! Posted August 19th, 2009 in P-bot's Postings

Yep, UnreaK745 said LOL. I'm glad that I got in one of the P-Bot's posts.
Also, nice flash, I'm gonna watch'em now.

Response to: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips Posted August 19th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

At 8/18/09 06:48 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:
It's already on armor games and matt says he might post it on newgrounds tomorrow.

Can't wait for it if it has medals!

Response to: Where is that game? Posted August 19th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

If it's famous, it should appear here, if it's not, give me more info.