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Right now, my most prized possessions are my Nike footy boots. Just got 'em yesterday.

At 7/12/10 03:40 PM, nitroexsplosion wrote: My attempt. Lull and lawl and rollover.

You sick fuck.
Still wincest is win.

You could try searching for whisper videos on YouTube, where a person with a nice voice whisper-reads a part of a book.
Really calming, helps me go to sleep.

Screw robots, don't you have anything soccer themed for the world cup?

Dang.

At 7/3/10 01:59 PM, Yamor wrote: You used scissors to trim you pubes? I would recommend just getting a razor and doing it like a normal person. I bet you have patches and shit.

I was going to put some, but then I was like nah.

At 7/3/10 01:41 PM, drknes wrote: Peach fuzz doesn't count.

Picture Morgan Freeman's beard.
That was what my dick was like.

And goddam it feels awesome!

Well, I chipped some skin, because I used the scissors, but still, I feel relieved.

Why, you might ask? So the bitches sucking my dick won't have a huge ass bush in their face.

Discuss, motherfuckers.

At 7/3/10 03:28 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: So if I find cum on the table, I'm suppose to say, "Hey mom, there's ejaculate on the table.!"

You're kinda not supposed to find cum on your family table in the first place...

I like defensive much.

HURPADURP.

Haha just got dicked.

No, seriuosly.

And then the kids are all like zombie and shit.

I saw that on RWJ.

It is my belief that Suarez deserves to die in a fucking fire for what he did.
Killing Ghana and Africa altogether... I hope they get beat by africans.

Exactly how dumb must you be to fall off a fuckin' cliff?

You seem to be having an obsession with friends.

You stole the idea from /b/, they have these kind of threads.
But still, my pasta is:

Ea e Roxana.si-i place viata de liceu. Ca o face peste tot nu iarta nici un wc. Baietii stiu k ea nu-i lasa la greu. Ca roxana e dulce si o suge ca pe jeleu

Me, having a pair of Ray-Bans, like wearing them in public and social places.

Herp-a-derp.

Fuck me, Romania didn't qualify.

Yo momma so ghetto, when she breastfeed, KOOL-AID comez out!

Let's burn his dog alive and eat it.

I'd say I understand your pain, but I don't.

Hah, I've never had an allergy in my life!

At 6/8/10 12:57 PM, citricsquid wrote: genius? no. it's pretty though, I'd get one if I had a use for it.

Makes you feel rich and sofisticated.

It's simply genius! The looks, the feels, the everything! It's the best phone ever, filming in HD, 5 megapixel cam, flashlight, all the Facebook and Twitter apps, all the other apps, games, the awesome way it lists text messages...
FaceTime isn't the biggest thing I'm looking forward to, and I think they could've done without it. The video camera, on the other side, is indispensable. And so is Multitasking. And the Retina display thingy is pretty important, I hate a phone without eye-candy.

Link hiar.

And it looks really slick and luxurious, like a real expensive phone should be. It's also shiny, and the white version is just pure orgasmic.

I, for one, love this little fucker and I'm SO fucking getting it when it comes out.

Discuss.

Yay! Post count +1! Thanks!

I beg your pardon,

I'm the sexiest. By far.

Thoughts*

Fixed. ^^

And I once tried to change my name. Wade didn't even answer back, I think he didn't even open the message I sent.

Your best bet, though, is to stick with MoA. Sounds pretty cool, better than mine anyway... (Stupid numbers!)

You'll grow out of it.
One year tops.

I love 5 gum.

It's like having an orgasm, only better.

I find it funny that you used the term "tummy". Hurr hurr :3.

Anyway, pretty fit abs are extremely hot.

Keep the money and buy me a beer.