At 7/16/09 09:51 AM, Soaked wrote: Use multi-grain bread next time, son.
BE HEALTHY!

lol

This is obviously a joke thread, but in all seriousness, I am going to school to be a chef, at the virginia beach culinary art school. If the topic starter is serious, I say stick with it, it's something I love and will never look back.

btw I only came on today cause of this:

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At 1/8/09 12:02 AM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: Eat more durgs.

I am soooooooo totally ahead of you!

*tackles* OMG OMG OMG *rapes*

How are you man?

I have literally been through hell and back again. I got married, I have a son named Trent, he's 5 months. I got devorced, moved to AZ, was living with my current ex. Now I am currently writting you... from... my bathroom, where I am atempting to type and crap at the same time.

Oh god now my legs are asleep, don't you hate that?... gaming on the toilet and your legs fall asleep.....

I was trying to post a picture of my penis for you, but it says it's too big. *high fives*

So here's the thing...

I said i'd never come back, I swore I never would. I changed my password to a random number. But after careful concideration, I see that my home will always be.... in detriot...? 0.0

And that's where we were, in the trenches, bombs flying everywhere. I grabbed your hand and closed my eyes, I prayed we would both not die. You looked so lovely.... mud on your boots and blood on your face. You smelled of death, hookers.... cheap wine, and cheaper whisky. >_>

Show me that you love me and that we belong together.... I mean, hey how ya doing buddy.

What I'm really trying to say is... umm... i'm not sure. How's the weather in hippy land? where weed is grass, and no one cares that you smell like shit.

where am I again?

At 3/31/07 08:07 PM, 749-Pi wrote: is this an "I'm leaving" thread?
Or some sick way to joke about Cheers.

No I'm actually leaving I was just changing my password to something random so I'll never rememeber it.

NG is like crack, it keeps you coming back day after day. But when you finally get some rehab, you have a relapse.

Well this is my final post.. ever... EVER.

oh and what some guy said about a 30 day ban. Whatever. ;)

You've always been my Cheers....

"where everybody know's your name... and they're always glad you came."

Your flat none alcoholic beer won't rest safely in my tummy no longer. :'(

I'm sure it's when bashing gay people, or calling someone gay. Why risk a lawsuit?

At 3/29/07 05:46 AM, BritZombie wrote: Love sporks?? The spork industry is probably quite upset.

Nothing to do with eggy.

Spoon/forks? sporks? eggy?

.... who's a jigga wha? >.O

My brother bought my bass off me, cause I stopped playing.... I did have a spector classic 4, in the preformer series, color holoflash black. It was beautiful, and that bass had a nice crunch to it.

I miss my bass. :'(

OMFG, all the workers there can suck my balls.

I went in to Zales the day before yesterday cause I saw a ring on their website I liked, and I was going to see if they could take one birthstone off, and switch it with mine... but leave my girlfriends on. As in, one Peridot, and one Amethyst.

First off, they didn't have the ring I liked, nor did they have any of the runner ups. There was one ring I happen to like a little, so I asked the lady if I could switch one of the stones for mine. She said it might be possible let me ask the jeweler if it can be done............ take one fucking stone off and switch it for another, I was willing to pay more.

She comes back like ten minutes later claming it would a lot more, seeing as how there would be extra labor involved. The guy is just switching stones, my god. So while waiting I saw a different ring, with just Amethyst and Diamonds, so I asked if it came in Peridot seeing as how there were 3 other birthstone rings just like it. I wrote down my info, cause she said she would call if it did. -_-

I only went there cause my mom had a coupon that stated "100$ off, if you spend atleast double the amount off." I knew I would spend over 200, and 100 off is always good. XD

Well, while still in the mall, I went to Kay's, you know.... every kiss begins with Kay. =) Well, they didn't have exactly, what I wanted, but the guy I spoke with was extremely helpfull. I told him what I wanted, a Diamond ring, with both our birthstones. He did find a nice Diamond ring, with a heart in the middle, and two sideways hearts. He then put two earrings inside each little heart, one Amethyst, and one Peridot. It was perfect, better then I imagined.

He went way out of his way to help, running idea after idea.. then came up with a beautiful ring idea, and it would only cost 100 more, to pay for each stone, and have them fixed inside the ring. For what it was, the price wasn't too bad, and it was certainly worth what I paid. I'll have it in one week. ^^

Earlier today the lady from Zales called saying it didn't come in Peridot. o.O

fuck Zales!

What state do the Simpsons live in?
Curious Fan
Springfield, U.S.A.

Dear Fan:
Couldn't you have asked something less controversial, like "Is there a God?" Fans of America's longest-running sitcom have been debating this since Maggie was a baby. Oh wait...
Well, anyway, Homer and family live in the town of Springfield. But, according to The Simpsons Archive, there are at least 71 nonfictional Springfields in 36 states around the country. This has left fans scouring the 350-plus episodes for clues to the town's exact location. Considering the enormous number of place names and geographical features referenced, this requires Ph.D.-level research. Many believe the show is set in Oregon, as creator Matt Groening grew up in Portland and many of the characters share names with that city's streets.

Tantalizingly, in the "Behind the Laughter" episode, the Simpsons are referred to as "a northern Kentucky family." The Simpsons Archive, however, explains that this episode treats the family as sitcom actors playing the parts of characters living outside the Springfield universe, and "really shouldn't be taken seriously." Plus, the location was actually changed in reruns. Other popular guesses include Ohio and Illinois. Former Simpsons director David Silverman once said the show was set in the fictional state of North Takoma.

In a 2004 Austin Chronicle article, a publicist for the show comments: "Matt had the Simpsons live in Springfield because it was the most common city name in the U.S. The writers 'toy' with the state location constantly, (thus) there is no specified state...."

But why? asians are asian. Making them white, do they wanna be white? no I'm sure they don't, plus last I heard, they pretty much hate americans anyway.

At 3/12/07 05:02 PM, iateamexican wrote: Would it be quick cut?

That depends on you, and how chicken shit you are. I'm sure most people would hesitate.

At 3/12/07 05:03 PM, XD0042006 wrote: Die instantly.

Either way I would.

I never said you would die instantly.

At 3/12/07 05:03 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: Death would be sounding nice. So, I'd jsut die instead of cutting off a 37 In extremity of my body.

37 inch? or did you mean there are 37 things that are too important to lose?

anyway

At 3/12/07 05:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Cut off my penis. I mean, who needs one of those things anyway?

rofl.

At 3/12/07 05:04 PM, Advent-Sinner wrote: If it was die in the apocalypse, or cut off my dick, I'll keep my wang thank you.

you never said how I had to die

I compared it to a survival story.... but w/e I guess.

At 3/12/07 05:04 PM, EnconXV wrote: A life without masturbating is not worth living. Where's the gun?

Masturbation is a lonely man't sport. I figured the loss of your little cherry would of meant more.

At 3/12/07 05:04 PM, VaviX wrote: I'd cut it, become a hot chick and then become a lesbian.

Best answer yet.... though, you can usually tell they are still a dude.

At 3/12/07 05:04 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Hmm... I'd say die...?

??? unsure?

At 3/12/07 05:05 PM, BigScizot wrote: Maybe you could get a prosthetic penis afterwords.

Maybe, but those don't have feeling to them, that would only please your partner.

At 3/12/07 05:06 PM, ForcedDj wrote: Uh, I would die? Listen, it will hurt like hell if you did cut it off, and I would rather get shot at instead of that.

Never said you were being shot at, but I understand...

At 3/12/07 05:07 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: I'd rather just cut it off. Well, if I put myself to sleep while someone does it, yeah. Otherwise, I don't know.

No you have to cut it off. I guess you'd die.

At 3/12/07 05:08 PM, mushroomn wrote: it would grow back right?

Do they normally grow back? didn't think so.

At 3/12/07 05:08 PM, XD0042006 wrote:

At 3/12/07 05:05 PM, BigScizot wrote: Maybe you could get a prosthetic penis afterwords.

But we still know masterbating will never feel the same.

There would be no need, you wouldn't feel anything of even cum..

In certain survival stories, there are cases of people cutting off their arms, legs, and other body parts to free themselves.

But if the situation was you had to cut off your penis or die, which would you chose?

there is no way to reattach it

At 3/12/07 03:45 AM, Kuro wrote: I believe I've had that comic saved on my computer for almost 2 months, and here I was excited about finding something new.

Also, lolwut?

HA! that's fucking weak. XD so is it good at least? or did you vomit or some shit?

At 3/12/07 03:44 AM, Syzyde wrote: Look at extremly fat people (via internets) and ask youself "Do I want to be like them?"

NOTE - NO OFFENSE TO FAT PEOPLES, SERIOUSLY, I APOLOGIZE IF THIS HAS BEEN OFFENSIVE.

*licks man boobies*

.... lol? *cries*

My pop up blocker blocked it, plus something tells me not to venture there. Who has seen it, and how disgusting is it?

I would look like less of a shit pile...

At 3/12/07 03:23 AM, RenegadeGirl wrote: You can try to eat some healty things like a sandwich, salade or something. And drink alot of water.

That requires more work, and less pleasure. I want the fat hooked to my veins!!

Honestly I don't know why anymore. Originally I guess it was meant to express how I felt, having wounds no one could see, the pain I felt inside. A pain that never seemed to heal. I used it as a band name to begin with, if questioned I simply said cause it sounded cool, vile and twisted. I dropped the name when the band went sour, but the emotional scars from my childhood still haunted me.

I joined this site with the name toolluver1986, cause I wanted to voice my opinions about certain flashes, and take out rage that needed to vent.. those reviews got deleted. I later found the BBS and found a good way to bash mutiple people and have laughs. Still empty inside, I later changed my user name to Unopened_Wound.

As a very troubled teenager on the brick, I tried reaching out for something, anything. Some hands were there to help me as I was falling, but not many. Things happened, and I tired leaving the site for good, but sadly, NG is rather addictive. Finally the shit hit the fan, and I reached the lowest point I possibly could, or so I thought and I left. I abandoned those that tried helping, cause I thought I was already lost.

Spending time in threapy, and getting some help for my other substance addictions, I sobered up and tried making changes I myself thought I couldn't, and looked to others. I made serious changes, met the love of my life and haven't looked back on the life I left behind.

I guess the name could be changed, or should I say could of been changed. But I think it leaves a healthy reminder of a past I'll never forget.

and that was Behind the Music.... I mean user name. <_<

Stop smoking weed?

At 3/12/07 02:30 AM, TheDevilMyself wrote: Actually i couldn't really remember - i figured they brag about submitting a blank page they'll be just as open about their resubmissions. I looked through the graveyard and didn't see it so either it was deleted (obviously not, since none of the others were) or it wasn't submitted previously. My memory fails me sometimes ;-)

Yeah mine too, but it's been covered with caked on bong resin. <_<

Amen

And knowing is half the battle! *snicker snicker*

I'd like to say some of the NG users I knew have grown and so did I. Plus I sorted of missed a few people.

I know... all my friends have grown... here i am, old now and still crazy enthusiatic artso happy go lucky gun-ho as i ever was. Happens on the internet faster than life even.

Looking back on some of my old posts, think what was going through my mind. I really have changed a lot. I wouldn't say the internet did that, but I'm sure it does help many mature faster then normal.... especially when reguarding kids viewing porn.

At 3/12/07 02:45 AM, TheDevilMyself wrote:

At 3/12/07 02:40 AM, tom5coat wrote: Wow long post, I hope you dont expect people to read all that rant.

Actually many people have. When you have something to say that strikes true with people around you, they tend to actually listen.

Nah, even when I actually have something intelligent and insightful to say, most of NG ignores it and I go unnoticed. That's why most of my posts are dick and fart jokes, so to speak.

At 3/12/07 02:17 AM, MegaGamer2 wrote:

But, the chances of several people all having the exact same amount, let alone the top amount of exp is like 100,000,000,000 to 1.

But there are hundreds-thousands of people who have the same amount of experience, because the levels are all set to prefixed amounts when leveling up.

I simply meant to be tied for highest. Sorry, that seems to be worded wrong... my bad.

That show is disturbing, much more so then Tom goes to the mayor. Personally I don't find their style of humor funny, but reading through this topic made me laugh, nicely preformed.

At 3/12/07 02:30 AM, Gooch wrote:

At 3/12/07 01:41 AM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:

It kinda puts a negative tint on your whole career, y'know, of being a funny guy and bringing smiles.

It does. I mean, what could be wrong with your life if you're bringing smiles to people's faces all the time?

Chris Farley made millions laugh, at his own expence. I doubt knowing people smiled made his shallow and sad existence any better... explains the hookers and heroine. All the same a damn good actor and comedian.

It kind of reminds me with the situation with Phil Hartman in the opposite side of things. I know he was murdered by his crazy wife. They must've had some real deep issues for something like that to happen. We'll never know with some of these situations.

I was sad when I heard that. No more guest voices on Simpsons..... :'(

At 3/12/07 02:08 AM, nwKegan wrote: But really, I just like watermelon dude, is that so horrible? : (

Well the question was really never asked to you, and weither you like it or not means nothing to me. I asked him cause liking watermelon or not, having it while watching a movie. I know no one that does that. Maybe chips, popcorn, candy, but a fucking slice of watermelon... they should look into that at the movie theaters, cause appearntly it would attract you and him.

At 3/12/07 02:02 AM, TigerDemon wrote: Thats right I am asking you. What in this life brings you great peace with the world and yourself. For me it is being in the arms of my lover. There is nothing like that feeling. I mean sure other things relaxe me but notthing does it for me like that. So what about you? What gives you that kind of cant be toped peace?

Not to say the same thing. But have you ever just layed in bed with him/her completely clothed, opened up your mind and listened to them breathe. It is peaceful and brings me happiness.

I guess for me though, every once in a while I need to go lay in the back yard and stare up. Not giving a fuck about anyone or anything. No cares in the world, just gazing at such a beautiful site.

At 3/12/07 01:48 AM, TheDevilMyself wrote: Mine was a question - an honest question. I expected an answer, and, as i recall i got one - 'no' of course, but this wouldn't have been the first time the KK resubmitted a blammed flash without improvement so i figured instead of accusing them i'd simply ask them.

Well, I'm sure you knew it was already submitted, but were simply asking to put them on the spot, especially if they do it often.

I'm glad you share my sentiments. It's a painful position we share, having so much frustration to show with these people sometimes and yet not being able to utter a word for fear of ourselves getting banned - where's the justice?

Yeah, I do truely feel for you. Look at my badge, Used to spend hours trying to clean up this flash portal. Writting reviews simply got boring and didn't seem to make and difference to anyone. So I stopped.

That's what gets me the most - some of the KK members are infamous for their hateful responses - a person can leave a response like "your characters are uninspired, the film lacked length and the plot was underdeveloped" and they'll retort with "shut up fagot bitch fuck u" and flag the person's original, polite and helpful review.

They are just another flash group fad, they bother people, so it flames their retardedness. Once they see no one gives a fuck, and their crap doesn't get through any more they'll stop. They lash out cause they are immature kids with nothing better or nicer to say.

I think if you cannot give a negative review then they shouldn't be called 'reviews'. Bad reviews are still reviews. If a person shows constructive criticism, that is NOT abuse, it's helping a person, goddamn it - these people who flag that shit would never last in an art school if they can't take a little bit of criticism.

Yeah, but it has to do with the flash now a days. "this sucked" verses "If you used a higher resolution, and slowed down the spirtes you might get a better cleaner flash." If you're gonna tell them it sucked, explain, if you know they'll call you a vaginal blood fart, simeply don't waste a post.

haha hell, that reminds me of a time i criticised a featured piece of art on DeviantArt and the guy got all huffy about it, came back and flamed all my artwork and sent me threatening e-mails. As i recall he got some stern warnings by the administrators. Some times, in some places, justice is served.

lmao e-threats.

I stopped coming to this site for a while off and on, personal reasons, family issues. But in the end nothing about this site excited me any more, the same old flashes the same old topics, and the same old jerks.

I'd like to say some of the NG users I knew have grown and so did I. Plus I sorted of missed a few people.

He will be missed. :'(

At 3/12/07 01:22 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Some of the wallpapers which people post on the General Wallpaper board of 4chan are pretty good. That's where I found my current wallpaper.

And if you like the theme of that one, check out

Those are freaking awesome. I especially like the one you're using. ^^