At 4/21/09 07:52 PM, Deathspam wrote: I wouldn't always want to be the laughing stock of society, never be able to fuck girls (Not to mention I'd probably have a tiny penis) and not ever be able to be taken seriously. So no, I would not want to be a midget.

Midgets have normal penises, just look at any of the (few) midget porno videos on redtube.

It could be some STD for all we know. I strongly believe it is an STD with all those tiny WHITE specks pouring out!

The armours are horrible, most of it has no bulk; it's just dye over your skin. The weapons in wotlk are ugly. The grind is boring as dicks. There is a wide variety of classes and races, but you will see humans/blood elves most of the time. The community is as good as the halo community.

Damn right son, i'm going to beat my children until they FUCKING BLEED AND SQUIRM AWAY. Because that's the only way children learn, if they manage to get away i will GODDAMN HANG THAT LITTLE SHIT! Why? They need beating like we need oxygen.

OH MY GOD? JACOB?! IIIIIIHHHH!!!

i'm so going to see the movie now

No homo, but if i was gay, i'd date you.

At 11/18/09 06:52 AM, flashwarrior wrote: I change it to SGT Fightmaster.

Staff sergeant max fightmaster. Not SGT Fightmaster!

Also, i'd change mine to the manliest name ever; Sigurd Thunderbeast.

The hell, man? Why is DUKE NUKEM not there?

Broseph, the pc version has no dedicated servers!

Usually the PC version costs 50$ and the console version 60$, but why 60 big ones for Mw2? WHY?! It's not like our PC's are consoles!

I'm 05 yet i have less than a 1000 posts, i view the forums for 3 minutes each day before i break my wrist. I am rambling on and on hot piss hot piss HOT PISS

I think i'll go wash my teeth.

At 10/6/09 01:59 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/6/09 01:52 AM, Rig wrote: Shave your head. Bald guys get all the ladies.

I already have one that I plan on keeping. Shaving my head is not an option. She'd kill me.

*whip sounds* *meow*

It was pretty cool in the beginning yo, when you didn't start in that island, yo. Now i can't find anyone to group with and i get past the island because my game looks like whipped cream, yo.

At 9/28/09 07:48 AM, FurryDemon wrote: CoH = City Of Heroes
Thats an MMORPG though...can't see that ever losing all players unless they shut the game down.

Ah, Jedi Knight Academy Multiplayer is getting depleted now...most of the lugormod/modded servers are even pretty low. Still a few good siege servers though

Hello there, moviebattles. Although that's like an "expansion" for jedi academy, since it's such a huge overhaul.

At 9/28/09 10:20 AM, zee666 wrote: Can this thread be about caterpillars?

No, but it can be about dating tips with linds&bri.

I only have PMs from m-bot.

At 9/15/09 08:38 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:

At 9/15/09 08:37 AM, Ungar wrote: Again, seriously? Can't i just suck your dick like i did in the old times? Come on pirate, i thought you were a good person until you did this thread AGAIN.

It must be done as long as the AVGN and his retard-offspring clones continue to make shitty dvds, merchandise, and everything else that lacks any kind of humor.

Nobody except UR MOM HAHAHAHA is forcing you to watch him, come on, let's go have hot gay sex in the closet.

Again, seriously? Can't i just suck your dick like i did in the old times? Come on pirate, i thought you were a good person until you did this thread AGAIN.

hey there cute thang

D'awww! Come here and i'll give you a big hug..

and caress your dick slowly while whispering romantic slurs in spanish into your ear, gently stroking your rising genitalia while licking my lips. I invade your mouth with my tongue and start swirling it around your yellow grimy teeth, i get a massive-hard on.. you help me undress and steal a few kisses while we're at it. We proceed to have hot anal sex, in the end you ejaculate into my tiny tight asshole and i moan in pleasure. I love you so much man, never give up.. your penis is so big. I think i want you again, don't ever leave me. What's that? I lick the tip of your penis with my tongue, it quivers with excitement, you are happy to see me.

no homo

I still remember you, you're that guy who had the jonas brothers signature, a dark aura and talked about suicide. Good times, man.. good times.

How long is your penis and how long do you last in bed?

with a man ;) <3<3

The nine divines of course!

If you guys think this looks like poopoo, you could always download a graphic pack to give everything an icon, i rather play it that way. Never really got into this game, since i just dug a hole underground and couldn't get caravans to come to my "fortress". When i tried making a fortress in the mountain, the fortress got flooded by water or miasma. Then there's the bears and troglodytes attacking my dwarves.. good times.

Oh my god, dickneck origins woo!

Fizzy, WHY?! Why do you devour us all?!

Awesome.

You're the worst troll ever.

You can find some samples right in these locations.