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Response to: These Mainstream Bastards! Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

" I HATE FUCKING JAZZ."

You sir, are obviously master of reviews.

Response to: These Mainstream Bastards! Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

You're just mad because what you say is useless.

Response to: What Gender Is Newgrounds? Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

Hermaphrodite.

Response to: Struck by the lightning?! Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

At 6/20/09 04:49 AM, Sensationalism wrote: That's hilarious!! He was inside?!??

You're so persistent that had to double post it.

Response to: Total Drama Action Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

If you don't like it, then how about not watching it? Instead of just bitching about it.

Response to: Hey, Wanna get raped? Posted June 19th, 2009 in General

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: from
You: Newgrounds
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't understand? Was it my breath?

Response to: Hey, Wanna get raped? Posted June 18th, 2009 in General

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello!
You: Howdy.
Stranger: Are you an easily fooled 12 year old girl?
You: Indeed I am. ;)
Stranger: great.
Stranger: Wanna see my snake
You: Sure, can I take it up the pooper?
Stranger: What the fuck
Stranger: I was asking you if you wanted to see my pet boa
Stranger: Sicko
Your conversational partner has disconnected

lolwut?
Response to: Hey, Wanna get raped? Posted June 18th, 2009 in General

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Moby Dick has a Moby Penis.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Response to: Hey, Wanna get raped? Posted June 18th, 2009 in General

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I has penis now?
Stranger: so
You: PENIS
You: YOU HAVE IT?
Stranger: no
You: Well that's a shame.
Stranger: but i have the vagina
You: I take it.
Stranger: what?
You: I take your vagina?

Stranger: haha
You: PLEASE?
Stranger: come on
You: I am coming on. TO YOU.
You: So, vagina or not?
Stranger: are you american
You: Bolivian
Stranger: wow
You: YESH
Stranger: %u5E79%u4F60%u5A18%u6A5F%u63B0
You: Ah yes, Japanese, the language of love.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: its chinese
You: FUCK
You: >:(
Stranger: fuck your ass hole
You: Fuck it deep.
Stranger: %u4F60%u5A18%u8001%u6A5F%u63B0
Stranger: %u770B%u4E0D%u61C2
Stranger: %u54C8%u54C8%u54C8
You: Talk dirty to me more.
Stranger: what do you want?
You: Your soul.
Stranger: I not too can meet your need
You: OH
You: WELL THEN
You: VAGINA NOW
Stranger: Dies abnormal
You: Indeed
Stranger: Trades you Arab League
You: Quite, quite.
Stranger: so
You: SEX NOW IN THE ELEVATOR WITH HANDCUFFS
Stranger: You are a %u9951 thirsty man
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Side goes to the self-consolation
You: Mmhmm
Stranger: %u5E79
You: OH GOD YES
Stranger: you did it?
You: KEEP GOING

ROFL
Response to: Newgrounds and Facebook Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

At 5/10/09 11:02 PM, Zaybub wrote: Newgrounds should partner with facebook to help advertise both and connect them both in a cool way.

No. I don't those Facebook faggots ruinning this BBS.

Response to: The villians for Batman 7... Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

I think Penguin's mob should take over in Batman's absence. Penguin gives orders to his psychopathic goon, Riddler.

So yeah, Riddler and Penguin.

Response to: What's so wrong with faggots? Posted May 5th, 2009 in General

At 5/5/09 07:15 PM, TheSPA wrote: why do you people hate fags?

Because fags can give you cancer.

What's so wrong with faggots?

Response to: *sigh* ...why can't I be a mod? Posted May 4th, 2009 in General

At 5/4/09 07:37 PM, FourSwordsKing wrote: They don't see a lot of the crap that's on the freakin forums!

Maybe because they have lives outside the forums?

HO HUM...

*sigh* ...why can't I be a mod?

Response to: *sigh* ...why can't I be a mod? Posted May 4th, 2009 in General

Because you're a dummy!

Response to: What would you do? Posted April 29th, 2009 in General

Plot a cockroach rebellion on the surface world!

HIISSSSSSSSS
Response to: Card to Tom Fulp. Everybody sign it Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

Mind if I jump this bandwagon?

Card to Tom Fulp. Everybody sign it

Response to: What does Hell look like? Posted April 21st, 2009 in General

At 4/21/09 01:40 AM, underandover wrote:
At 4/20/09 10:31 PM, Blud-Shot wrote: You can go ahead and name all the heroes if you can :)
Spawn
The Fantastic Four
The Hulk
Spider-man
Ken
Goku
Master Chief
Iron Man
Guile
Akuma
Ghost Rider
Batman
Flash
Superman
Wonder Woman

I accidentally pressed post it, anywhoo

Ken
Ryu
Sora
TMNT
Megaman
MewTwo
Optimus Prime
Silver Surfer
Cable
Cyclops
Wolverine
Link
Gambit
Rouge
Green Lantern
Siegfried
Wing Gundam
Mai Shiranui
Terry Bogard
Sol Badguy

And that's all I could get :(
Response to: What does Hell look like? Posted April 21st, 2009 in General

At 4/20/09 10:31 PM, Blud-Shot wrote: You can go ahead and name all the heroes if you can :)

Spawn
The Fantastic Four
The Hulk
Spider-man
Ken
Goku
Master Chief
Iron Man
Guile
Akuma
Ghost Rider
Batman
Flash
Superman
Wonder Woman

Response to: Nostalgia: How to pronounce Posted April 20th, 2009 in General

When I was little I would pronouce it Nots-Laug-Ia.

Response to: Hey Ng Posted April 20th, 2009 in General

Hello and welcome to NG. But, before you go any further I suggest you read these.

Response to: I Have A Date Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

This smexy thang's all mine fella's.

Response to: what would you do? Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

At 4/16/09 08:59 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'd dip my balls in it!

You would dip your balls into anything, Pooz.

Response to: what would you do? Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

Eat it.

4 teh lulz.
Response to: I saw a guy on my bus get a BJ Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

At 4/16/09 07:54 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That really sucks.

literally.

I wouldn't quit your day job.

Response to: So whats your favorite web comic Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

Allan.
Eyepatch-Tan.
Boxer Hockey.

I win.
Response to: Moon film. Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

A more fitting title would be.

"CAST AWAY, IN SPACE!"

Response to: Sad, yet so awesome Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

At 4/16/09 01:35 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: 5 year old girl lost both arms and her hands. But thanks to modern medicine, she can walk like any other little girl.

She lost her arms and can still walk!

Good lord!
Response to: School fads Posted April 16th, 2009 in General

"Hey guys, on three we all shout mangina! Ready? 1, 2, 3... MANGINA MANGINA MANGINA!

Step Brothers ruined my school. :(
Response to: uh... jade? Posted April 15th, 2009 in General

At 4/15/09 11:24 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: i wonder if someone will mention this to jade...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 1649

*Added to faves.

Response to: So my bro has a lady friend over... Posted April 15th, 2009 in General

At 4/15/09 11:21 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: KK i took a pic down the hall way. Its all darka and i didn't get his room but here it is.....

That's some hot shit there!